Michael Jones

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  1. Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots

    12H AGO

    Completing the Hat District %% Hat Creek Queso Fries & Tots

    Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives! New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 6m
  2. UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu

    JAN 6

    UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu

    Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 9m
  3. Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along

    5D AGO · BONUS

    Show Minugs - Chipotle Ride Along

    Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    20 min
  4. Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken

    12/30/2025

    Ending 2025 on a WIN?! %% Hattie B's Nashville Hot Chicken

    Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 16m
  5. This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds

    12/23/2025

    This Place is from Fallout %% A&W Bacon & Swiss Double Burger & Dill Ranch Curds

    Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Go to HelloFresh.com/majority10fm to Get 10 free meals + a FREE Zwilling Knife (a $144.99 value) in your 3rd box. Offer valid while supplies last. Free meals applied as discount on 1st box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 13m
  6. Traffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's

    JAN 1 · BONUS

    Traffic Jamming - Ride Along Hattie B's

    Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    31 min
  7. Goodbye Graysie %% Burger King Spongebob Movie Menu

    12/16/2025

    Goodbye Graysie %% Burger King Spongebob Movie Menu

    Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a special announcement so strap in. New Achievement Hunter gains a new member! I miss the old new achievement hunter. All of this was $95?!?! For CHEESELESS BURGERS?!?! Plus a Mingus update. THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 12m
  8. You're Full %% Wendy's Tendies & 6 Sauces

    12/09/2025

    You're Full %% Wendy's Tendies & 6 Sauces

    Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe this will set them right. Maybe? Right? Does anyone want to be CEO? THE HAT IS BACK https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 10m
  9. Are you Overfeeted and Toevrloaded? %% Firehouse Subs French Dip

    12/02/2025

    Are you Overfeeted and Toevrloaded? %% Firehouse Subs French Dip

    Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even rank? Is this place worse than Jimmy Johns? Are you trying to overclock the webbing Sauce Monkey style? It's all better than this sandwich, that's for sure. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to 4 extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 14m
  10. We Got McDuped %% Mcdonald's Buffalo Ranch & McRib

    11/18/2025

    We Got McDuped %% Mcdonald's Buffalo Ranch & McRib

    Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The whole time. But fear not, we got the McRib. Did this used to be better? McDonald's might be going the way of Wendy's? Much to discuss. Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to 4 extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 10m
  11. A Holiday Celebration with Graysie %% PF Chang's Holiday Menu 2025

    11/25/2025

    A Holiday Celebration with Graysie %% PF Chang's Holiday Menu 2025

    Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 15m
  12. We're Honking - A&W Ride Along

    12/25/2025 · BONUS

    We're Honking - A&W Ride Along

    It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    16 min
  13. We Eat Dog Food? %% Arby's Steak Nuggets

    10/21/2025

    We Eat Dog Food? %% Arby's Steak Nuggets

    This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you get paid to eat dog food Loomer style? A lot explored here and McDonald's is ordered but you gotta see that on the Michael, Jordan Podcast. We've got a LIVE FOOD COURT this Friday at 7pm CT. Get discord access and be part of the chat! https://Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by ExpressVPN. Get up to four extra months FREE at ExpressVPN.com/percent Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 8m
  14. Biggest Fast Food Disaster %% Dairy Queen Sweet Chili Chicken Strips

    10/28/2025

    Biggest Fast Food Disaster %% Dairy Queen Sweet Chili Chicken Strips

    Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is pulling his hair out over this one, too bad he wasn't wearing a hat. Can I be in the photo too? Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 10m
  15. Graysie Gets Everything %% Taco Bell Flamin Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito

    11/04/2025

    Graysie Gets Everything %% Taco Bell Flamin Hot Grilled Cheese Burrito

    Our Heroes know it’s the year of Taco Bell but Graysie is yet to learn. We’re lowkey getting a burrito and it brings the heat. And the cheese. Also the return of Graysie Gets. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 10m
  16. The Grape Goon Strikes & Cottage Cheese Mysteries? | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 2

    11/08/2025 · BONUS

    The Grape Goon Strikes & Cottage Cheese Mysteries? | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 2

    ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    49 min
  17. Still BANNED %% Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher

    11/11/2025

    Still BANNED %% Sonic Burger Pretzel Bacon Sonic Smasher

    This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 10m
  18. CHEESE in Your Cereal! Plus Ham & Oreo Retrial | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 1

    11/01/2025 · BONUS

    CHEESE in Your Cereal! Plus Ham & Oreo Retrial | Food Court 10/24/25 Part 1

    ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    39 min
  19. Graysie's Mystery Lemonade - Burger King Ride Along

    12/18/2025 · BONUS

    Graysie's Mystery Lemonade - Burger King Ride Along

    This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt? Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    25 min
  20. The BEST Queso in Austin!? %% Torchy's Tacos The Ronin

    10/14/2025

    The BEST Queso in Austin!? %% Torchy's Tacos The Ronin

    Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real edge-of-your-seat episode. Free 4? Pasta Pete jumped on the trampoline before Graysie, by the way. NEW stuff coming soon! New FOOD COURT is LIVE on October 24 @ 7pm CT on discord. Get on the Patreon, get in the discord, and send your food crimes ASAP! Patreon.com/100percenteat Grab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 6m
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