Tara Sands

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Episodes

  1. Stephen Colbert

    01/27/2021

    Stephen Colbert

    Following the 1,000,000th episode Godstravaganza, God and Joan of Arc are back in the studio to discuss the inauguration of Joe Biden and how a translation error created one of the most controversial verses in the Bible. Guest Stephen Colbert stops by the Heavenly Studio to answer some of God's biggest questions. Plus, God answers a prayer for a cat. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    49 min
  2. Moses (with David Cross)

    02/03/2021

    Moses (with David Cross)

    God and Joan discuss the upcoming Super Bowl and Tom Brady's deal with the Devil then take a thoughtline call from Goody Karen of witch-infested Salem, Massachusetts. God sits down with Moses (David Cross) and discusses the Biblical figure's strange history of violence. Plus, God answers a prayer about pregnancy. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    37 min
  3. GodTalks: "You Are Screwed" with God

    07/21/2021

    GodTalks: "You Are Screwed" with God

    In a two-part season finale, God and Joan of Arc gather industry leaders into an auditorium in Palo Alto, CA, to throw their ideas at them. In Part II, God gives a grave warning to humanity that all is lost, and discusses to what extent He bears any responsibility. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    18 min
  4. Stalin (with Richard Kind)

    06/30/2021

    Stalin (with Richard Kind)

    God sits down with dictator, poet and, apparently, nice guy, Joseph Stalin. They bond over their mutual love of suffering. Joan is displeased but, also, happy to be promoted to first banana from second banana, since God isn't a banana at all. Plus, a voicemail prayer from a person who wants a certain politician out of the picture. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Summary God welcomes the fabulous icon Judy Garland (Mary Birdsong) to the show to sing some songs and tell a few show-biz stories. However, Judy doesn't seem to be doing well, personally. It's... awkward. She should probably get some help. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer from a person who wants travel to be easier. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    45 min
  5. Jesus (with Gilbert Gottfried)

    06/16/2021

    Jesus (with Gilbert Gottfried)

    In celebration of Father's Day, God has a heart-to-heart conversation with His only Son, Jesus Christ of Nazareth (Gilbert Gottfried), but only after the booking with Billy Crystal falls through. Jesus talks about his love for sleight-of-hand miracles, revises some of His most famous teachings from the Bible, and discusses his struggle with wine addiction. Plus, God answers a voicemail prayer about a name change. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    42 min
  6. Penn Jillette

    03/24/2021

    Penn Jillette

    Penn Jillette graciously speaks to God this week, despite not believing in Him. They discuss showbiz, magic, adolescence, Penn's atheist bonafides and more. Plus, God creepily invades a person's dreams to answer their partner's prayer. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    54 min
  7. Lucy Lawless

    03/17/2021

    Lucy Lawless

    Lucy Lawless is the guest of honor in the Heavenly Studio this week to discuss "Xena: Warrior Princess," being arrested during a demonstration with Greenpeace, and how New Zealand has handled the pandemic. Joan invites Jesus to speak on the show for the first time in thousands of years. Plus, God answers a prayer about Daylight Savings Time. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    47 min
  8. The Virgin Mary (with Julie Klausner)

    05/05/2021

    The Virgin Mary (with Julie Klausner)

    Mother's Day is coming up, and the mother of all mothers is in the Heavenly Studio this week. The Virgin Mary is on the show to discuss how she and God met, their famous Son, and sexual health. Plus, God answers a prayer from Joan of Arc. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    44 min
  9. The Loch Ness Monster (with John Hodgman)

    03/10/2021

    The Loch Ness Monster (with John Hodgman)

    God had a very, very busy weekend and is not in a good mood, but cheers Himself up by taking a Thoughtline call from a youngster living in Dallas, Texas, in the early 1960s. The legendary Loch Ness monster (John Hodgman) stops by the Heavenly Studio to plug his new podcast "Loch, Stoch, and Barrel," discuss cryptid politics, and reminisce about some good times he's shared with El Chupacabra. Plus, God answers a prayer about hats. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    46 min
  10. Dr. Pimple Popper

    03/03/2021

    Dr. Pimple Popper

    It's God's birthday this week, and He discusses what it's like to turn infinity years-old. Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, stops by the heavenly studio to discuss skincare advice from the Bible and to examine Joan's eternally a-flame body. Plus, God answers a prayer about plagues of insects in finished basements. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    39 min
  11. Andrew Zimmern

    02/24/2021

    Andrew Zimmern

    God helps Joan with her confusing feelings about the death of Rush Limbaugh. God talks with celebrity chef and James Beard award-winning personality Andrew Zimmern and discusses eating all kinds of meat as well as not eating any kind of meat. Plus, God answers a prayer request concerning divorce and pushy family members. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    41 min
  12. Lizzie Borden (with Betsy Sodaro)

    02/10/2021

    Lizzie Borden (with Betsy Sodaro)

    God discusses His support of India's Farmers Strike as part of His marketing strategy to break into India's crowded god market. God and Joan read a particularly sexy passage for Bible Study. God answers a very, very short prayer. God interviews guest Lizzie Borden (Betsy Sodaro) who still has no idea who killed her dad and her hated stepmother. Plus, God premieres a brand new song. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    34 min
  13. Josephine Baker (with Sasheer Zamata)

    02/17/2021

    Josephine Baker (with Sasheer Zamata)

    God is feeling a little disappointed and depressed about the outcome of the second impeachment trial. God takes a Thoughtline call from Jerry Falwell, Sr. (Eric Jason Martin). God does an in-depth interview with superstar of the 1920s Josephine Baker (Sasheer Zamata) and discusses her influence on celebs like Beyoncé, Rihanna, and Angelina Jolie. Plus, God answers a prayer request for very unusual precipitation. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    34 min
  14. A Message From God

    01/05/2021

    A Message From God

    Hello down there! The Lord, thy God, King of the Universe, Creator of Space and Time, or as He prefers to be called these days, @TheTweetOfGod, delivers a special message to His followers about His upcoming podcast, Godcast. Premieres January 27th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    2 min
  15. Zeus (with Yannis Pappas)

    06/02/2021

    Zeus (with Yannis Pappas)

    The king of the Greek pantheon Zeus (Yannis Pappas) joins God in the Heavenly Studio, mostly so God can gloat over Zeus' defeat. Zeus talks family history, his relationship drama, and plans for a big comeback. Plus, God answers a prayer about cheese. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    46 min
  16. Brahma (with Nimesh Patel)

    05/12/2021

    Brahma (with Nimesh Patel)

    God welcomes to the Heavenly Studio one of the biggest dieties from a religion rife with deities, Brahma. God and Brahma discuss Hinduism and God tries to get advice on how to break into the god market in India. Plus, God answers a prayer about fries. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    48 min
  17. Jason Alexander

    04/14/2021

    Jason Alexander

    Jason Alexander joins God in the Heavenly studio to talk about the pandemic's impact on Broadway, his friendly relationship with William Shatner, and his brief stand-up comedy career in Australia. God also discusses his plans for 4/20 and addresses the rumors that He and Joan were high for last week's interview. Plus, God answers a prayer about baked potatoes. If you would like to help support the Broadway theater community, donate at Broadwaycares.org/Jason Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    48 min
  18. Seder Spectacular ft. Elijah (with Jeff Garlin)

    03/31/2021

    Seder Spectacular ft. Elijah (with Jeff Garlin)

    It's Godcast's 3466th Seder Spectacular, featuring special guest appearences from Allen Ginsburg and Pharaoh Ramses II (Kevin Shinick). Plus, a very rare interview with the prophet Elijah (Jeff Garlin), who discusses everything from his love of baseball cards to what makes a great prohecy. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    56 min
  19. Ruth Bader Ginsburg (with Judy Gold)

    05/19/2021

    Ruth Bader Ginsburg (with Judy Gold)

    God welcomes the esteemed Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Judy Gold) to the Heavenly Studio to discuss her illustrious career, her poorly-timed passing, and her "notorious" nickname. God also announces big changes to the physical constants of the universe. Plus, God answers a prayer about His Twitter account. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    52 min
  20. Freddie Mercury (with Maz Jobrani)

    06/09/2021

    Freddie Mercury (with Maz Jobrani)

    Rock's most dynamic frontman Freddie Mercury (Maz Jobrani) joins God in the Heavenly Studio to discuss his early life, Queen, and the meaning behind some of his most famous lyrics. God and Joan also talk Pride Month and God clears up a big misconception about the Bible. Plus, God answers a prayer left as a voicemail. Listen to Godcast Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW GOD ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/thetweetofgod GODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/godcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    45 min
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