Bryan Safi

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Episodes

  1. Giants Pride Night, Hawaii Fertility Fraud, Bedroom Costumes and Party Pajamas

    23h ago

    Giants Pride Night, Hawaii Fertility Fraud, Bedroom Costumes and Party Pajamas

    This week we find out we're one degree of separation away from Kim Gravel, and Bryan unearths some newspaper clippings from the 70s about how to be a wife, leading to some scintillating anecdotes from housewives trying to achieve climax from their husbands. Bryan discusses last week's San Francisco Giants Pride Night and how players Landen Roupp, JT Brubaker and Ryan Walker decided to make a statement by writing a bible verse on their rainbow caps instead of just opting not to wear them. Erin details a horrifying story of fertility fraud in Hawaii where retired gynecologist Dr. William McKenzie was found to have inseminated dozens of women with his own semen and faced no consequences due to no state laws prohibiting it. For this week's bonus episode visit patreon.com/attitudes Join our Discord for watch parties, episode discussions and community! Bryan's making his Off-Broadway debut July 10-August 15th! Attitudes listeners get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run with code IMSORRY. Get tickets here.

    1h 9m
  2. 301 - Zipping, Zapping, and Zopping

    19h ago

    301 - Zipping, Zapping, and Zopping

    We just finished 300, and now we're on our way to 400, excuse me! It's a Carriage House Catch-Up this week as Ronna (& Bryan), people pleasers that they are, chat about everything from seed oil to Thanksgiving food to Harry Potter's death spell. Then they answer a trio of listener questions: how to handle a bad B&B experience, whether or not the older person on a date always has to pay, and how to navigate a friendship that might be uneven on meeting each other's needs.  (Bryan) has just one question for you: ARE YOU MAD AT ME? His hit show comes to New York for a month long engagement Off-Broadway this summer July 10 to August 15! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 32m
  3. North Carolina's HB 1232, Milo Miles, Open Plane Windows and Poirot

    Jun 11

    North Carolina's HB 1232, Milo Miles, Open Plane Windows and Poirot

    The People's Prince™ Bryan Safi has returned to LA after his Austin convention experience just after Spencer Pratt lost his mayoral primary race. Erin's bundled up at home watching Agatha Christie's Poirot and trying to get past all the subtle 80s racism and spit curls. Erin discusses North Carolina Republicans' latest attempt at anti-abortion legislation that deputizes any citizen to use deadly force if necessary to protect the life of unborn children. Bryan tells us about Canadian adult film star Milo Miles' recent 10 year ban from the United States after being detained in Toronto and questioned over two days by US Border Patrol over his line of work and items in his luggage. For our Kim of Queens Recaps and more visit patreon.com/attitudes Bryan's making his Off-Broadway debut July 10-August 15th! Attitudes listeners get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run with code IMSORRY. Get tickets here. ⁠Join our Discord for watch parties, episode discussions and community! ⁠

    1h 16m
  4. 300 - Happy Tricentennial with Justin Halpern

    Jun 9

    300 - Happy Tricentennial with Justin Halpern

    Wait a minute. It's our 300TH EPISODE, pardon me! We couldn't be more thankful to The Carriage House community for helping us reach this milestone. And we couldn't have a more delightful guest to celebrate the occasion. Joining us is none other than Justin Halpern! Justin is a real mogul. Not only is he the award-winning co-showrunner and producer of ABBOTT ELEMENTARY on ABC, but he's also the author of several best-selling books. His latest book, GET LOST, is available for pre-order now, and it sounds like the perfect beach read for summer. Order it now! Justin helps us give advice on how to handle an unwanted AI slop birthday gift and what to do when you want to break up with your therapist. And a special thanks to our friends of The Carriage House who sent us their well wishes for 300 episodes! Casey, Drew, Gearóid, Michael, Justin, Kate, Adam, Richard, Robin, and Dickie. Sponsor: Want modern-day makeup that's clean, strategic, and multi-functional for effortless routines? You need Jones Road Beauty! We can't recommend it enough. And for a limited time, you can go to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code RONNA for a free full sized mascara on your first purchase! And here's another brand we can't recommend enough. Quince! Our closets are full of high quality, reasonably priced essentials from Quince. Go to quince.com/ronna for free shipping and 365 day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 17m
  5. Ken Paxton V. PRIDENTON, Designer Vaginas, Sally Field and Wet Sandwiches

    Jun 4

    Ken Paxton V. PRIDENTON, Designer Vaginas, Sally Field and Wet Sandwiches

    This week Bryan is hangry and attempts to eat his just-delivered sandwich off-camera while Erin pitches her 10 million dollar Steel Magnolias commercial idea. Bryan discusses Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's lawsuit against the Denton Pride organization for hosting their annual pool party, and how NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani's "Trans Rights Are Human Rights" campaign aims to protect some of the city's most marginalized. Erin covers the Hamptons' newest designer gynecologist Dr. Amir Marashi and how the "Vagilangelo" aims to tighten and rejuvenate the vaginas for the most affluent New Yorkers. Bryan's one man show Are You Mad At Me?? plays the HERE Arts Center in New York July 10th-August 15th. Get your tickets here! For this week's bonus Dateline Recap visit patreon.com/attitudes

    1h 12m
  6. 299 - Freezing Cold in a Churrascaria with Annie Mumolo

    Jun 2

    299 - Freezing Cold in a Churrascaria with Annie Mumolo

    Wait a minute. We have comedy royalty in The Carriage House this week, pardon me. Joining us is none other than Annie Mumolo!  Of course you know her as the Oscar nominated writer of BRIDESMAIDS, but she's just as prolific in front of the camera in hits like BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR, THIS IS 40, BAD MOMS, and much more. You can catch her now on the new hit series ROOSTER with Steve Carrell on HBO. This is great television! Annie helps Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on how to deal with a spouse showing a little too much attention to someone else at a birthday party and what to do when your boss stinks...literally. Tickets now available for (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut ARE YOU MAD AT ME, playing this summer in New York! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com for tickets, and use code IMSORRY for $10 off the first two weeks of the run. Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 25m
  7. Oklahoma Child Marriage, ILGA Rainbow Map, Mexico Shopping Haul and Seeking Elderly Widower

    May 28

    Oklahoma Child Marriage, ILGA Rainbow Map, Mexico Shopping Haul and Seeking Elderly Widower

    Bryan's back from his quick trip to Mexico with a shopping haul and Erin's new favorite yogurt has inspirational quotes on the lid. Erin discusses how Oklahoma's legislature barely passed a child marriage ban and calls out those who voted against it. Bryan covers the ILGA Rainbow Map and how each European country's ranking has either gone up or down in the last year and why. Tickets to Bryan's show Are You Mad At Me?? in New York this summer are now on sale here! Get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run using code IMSORRY. For this week's Kim of Queens Recap visit patreon.com/attitudes

    1h 11m
  8. 298 - Thanks a Bunch!

    May 26

    298 - Thanks a Bunch!

    It's another Carriage House Catch-Up, dybbuks and all! After everything you'd ever need to know about Jewish exorcisms, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on whether or not it's ok to wear a Jewish head scarf if you're not Jewish, what to do if you're booked on the most infamous cruise line in the world, and how to handle spilling a coworker's secret. (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut is coming up in July, and if you're in New York it is NOT to be missed! ARE YOU MAD AT ME, a smash hit at Edinburgh, is coming back to the Big Apple bigger and better than ever. Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run, available exclusively to listeners of Ask Ronna! Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 4m
  9. Matinee Monday: The Snowman LIVE! (w/ Bryan Safi & Erin Gibson)

    08/14/2023

    Matinee Monday: The Snowman LIVE! (w/ Bryan Safi & Erin Gibson)

    Bryan Safi & Erin Gibson (Attitudes! podcast) join Paul and Jason to discuss the 2017 psychological crime thriller The Snowman starring Michael Fassbender and Rebecca Ferguson. LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles, they discuss the name Harry Hole, how nobody ever mentions there's a snowman at every crime scene, the coffee bean torture scene, and more. Plus, we hear some exclusive behind the scenes info from someone who worked on the film. (Originally released 03/14/2019) • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/hdtgm• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul’s book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul’s YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane  • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodes Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 56m
  10. Gods of Egypt w/ Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi (Classic)

    02/04/2025

    Gods of Egypt w/ Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi (Classic)

    Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi of the Attitudes podcast joins Paul and Jason in-studio to discuss the 2016 Fantasy film Gods of Egypt. Is it a good sign when the opening narration isn’t confident in remembering the plot of the movie? What was the sphinx saying? Why doesn’t Gerard Butler’s accent stay consistent throughout the movie? All of this and more is covered as they get deep into this green screen adventure. (Originally released 8/19/16) • Go to hdtgm.com for tour dates, merch, FAQs, and more• Leave us a voicemail at speakpipe.com/hdtgm• Submit your Last Looks theme song to us here• Join the HDTGM conversation on Discord: discord.gg/hdtgm• Buy merch at howdidthisgetmade.dashery.com/• Order Paul’s book about his childhood: Joyful Recollections of Trauma• Shop our new hat collection at podswag.com• Paul’s Discord: discord.gg/paulscheer• Paul’s YouTube page: youtube.com/paulscheer• Follow Paul on Letterboxd: letterboxd.com/paulscheer• Subscribe to Enter The Dark Web w/ Paul & Rob Huebel: youtube.com/@enterthedarkweb• Listen to Unspooled with Paul & Amy Nicholson: unspooledpodcast.com• Listen to The Deep Dive with June & Jessica St. Clair: thedeepdiveacademy.com/podcast• Instagram: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & @junediane• Twitter: @hdtgm, @paulscheer, & msjunediane  • Jason is not on social media• Episode transcripts available at how-did-this-get-made.simplecast.com/episodes Get access to all the podcasts you love, music channels and radio shows with the SiriusXM App! Get 3 months free using the link: siriusxm.com/hdtgm Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

    1h 7m
  11. PrEP Belly, ICE Honeypot Traps, Truffle Dolls and Surfing The Internet With Your Aunt

    May 19

    PrEP Belly, ICE Honeypot Traps, Truffle Dolls and Surfing The Internet With Your Aunt

    This week get ready for surfing the internet with your aunts as Erin and Bryan rifle through some of their favorite websites and review art, estate sale pantyhose dolls and chocolate truffle characters you'd have to see to believe. Bryan discusses discourse infiltrating gay social media regarding "PrEP Belly" and some refusing to taking the HIV-preventing medication due to fears of long-term bloating affecting their physique. Erin reports on the minnesota women who lured ICE agents into a honeytrap to obtain raid locations and notified their wives of infidelity with screenshots of their chat logs. For this week's Dateline Recap and more bonus content visit patreon.com/attitudes Tickets to Bryan's Off-Broadway debut are now available! Attitudes listeners get $10 off tickets for the first two weeks of the run using code IMSORRY at areyoumadatmeshow.com

    1h 11m
  12. Dateline: Running Man

    May 21

    Dateline: Running Man

    We're taking this week off and are giving you a peek behind the paywall. Dateline: Season 34, Episode 8 - Running Man. This episode should've been titled The Untold Andrea Canning Biography. A focus on the victim? Not a chance if Andrea has anything to do with it. Canada, ski slope founders, bump-its and McDonalds chandeliers. Investigators discover a car engulfed in flames in a remote wooded area near the Blue Mountains; when first responders pull the body of a local mother from the wreckage, the question arises: was the crash an accident, or something far more sinister? For all our bonus content visit patreon.com/attitudes ⁠Tickets to Bryan's Are You Mad At Me?? in NYC 7/10-8/15 are on sale now! ⁠

    46 min
  13. 297 - Tony Loves Chachi

    May 19

    297 - Tony Loves Chachi

    Ronna might be having a hard day, but she's looks amazing, pardon me. As if there were any doubt. We've got a Carriage House Catch-Up this week, with everything you ever needed to know about colonoscopy scandals and how everyone who works on the show is probably trying to sabotage Ronna. Then R (& B) give advice on a wedding dilemma and whether or not to host a SECOND gender reveal party. Thanks to everyone who joined us at last weekend's AR Social Club Spring Kiki! You all gave your best Gina Lollobrigida. arsocialclub.com  Also, our dear (Bryan) is having his Off-Broadway debut this summer, pardon me! His show ARE YOU MAD AT ME will play six weeks only at the HERE Arts Center in SoHo! Tickets on sale today at areyoumadatmeshow.com and, available exclusively to Ask Ronna listeners, you can use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket for the first two weeks of the run! Sponsors: Want modern-day makeup that's clean, strategic, and multi-functional for effortless routines? We absolutely love Jones Road Beauty! Go to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code RONNA for a FREE GIFT with your first purchase! Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 3m
  14. 296 - Macroaggressions with Zach Noe Towers

    May 12

    296 - Macroaggressions with Zach Noe Towers

    Wait a minute. We've got a menuvl and a HALF this week, excuse me. Joining us in The Carriage House with his unique brand of chaos and charm is the delightful Zach Noe Towers! Zach's new stand-up special, TWINK DEATH, produced by Bob the Drag Queen, pardon me, is available right now on YouTube. Watch it and then go see him on tour, including in London in August! Zach helps us give advice on how to handle a coworker who overshares and how to best express disappointment. Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 26m
  15. Mifepristone Ruling, Queer POC on Vacation Study, Birthday Book and Bob Fosse

    May 7

    Mifepristone Ruling, Queer POC on Vacation Study, Birthday Book and Bob Fosse

    This week we pull out The Secret Language of Birthdays from the 90s and read off personality breakdowns and find out which celebrities were born on the same date, plus some love for Broadway's Bob Fosse and how he changed theater and dance. Erin discusses the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals reinstated restrictions on Mifepristone, and how the Supreme Court temporarily restored access to the drug via mail until May 11, 2026. Bryan discusses a study published in Annals of Tourism Research showing how queer men of color from London feel sexier and more noticed on dating apps while on vacation, plus how St. George, Utah has to pay the legal fees for a group of drag queens who sued for being denied a permit for an all-ages drag show in a public park. For all our bonus content and video episodes visit patreon.com/attitudes

    1h 5m
  16. 295 - Keeping It Greasy

    May 5

    295 - Keeping It Greasy

    Listen, hoes. This week's Free Feed is a unique one; it's got some real Patreon vibes. So if you've ever wondered what you're missing over on Patreon, it's this. First off is a Carriage House Catch-Up for the ages with Ronna (& Bryan) covering everything from their respective skin procedures, their new favorite shows, and everything you ever wanted to know about angler fish.  Then it's on to the million comments we got on Racecar Bed's letter from two weeks ago about flirting with the waiter. You all had a LOT to say about it, so much so that we have to re-read the letter and reconsider our initial advice. Then we hear follow-ups from the boundary-pushing artist mother, an autistic perspective on that 'platonic no more' friendship, and the bi daddy with the mash potato wife. It's a BIG show this week! And stay tuned for the next AR Social Club Kiki, tentatively scheduled for May 16th! arsocialclub.com Sponsor:  Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 17m
  17. Trans Gun Rights, Monterey Witches, Ancient Aliens and Personal Trainers

    Apr 30

    Trans Gun Rights, Monterey Witches, Ancient Aliens and Personal Trainers

    We're coming in hot this week with our Lady Attorneys as we recover from skin care regimens that left us red and burnt. Bryan just found out SoulCycle still exists and is on the hunt for a gay personal trainer. Erin went to the Buffalo Thunder Casino to see Ancient Aliens Live! Bryan discusses the Trump Administration's new proposed rule making it more difficult for transgender Americans to own a firearm, and the shocking conservative ally on the right side of history. Erin tells us about acting Navy Secretary Hung Cao and his questionable past proclaiming witchcraft and the Wiccan community have taken over Monterey, California. For this week's Dateline Recap and other bonus content visit patreon.com/attitudes

    1h 8m
  18. 294 - Dragged Into the Louisville Of It All with Heather Shaw

    Apr 28

    294 - Dragged Into the Louisville Of It All with Heather Shaw

    Wait a minute. We were laughing right from the start with this week's guest, pardon me. She's a DELIGHT. We're thrilled to be joined by comedian Heather Shaw! She's as talented as they come, and her new special, ALRIGHT, SEE YA!, hits YouTube on May 14. Do yourselves a favor and watch it and follow her on all the socials! Heather helps us give advice on an unreasonable request for payment and whether or not it's ok to throw away artwork from a former friend. Sponsors: Warby Parker is our choice for glasses, and we LOVE them, pardon me. And we've got an exciting offer for our listeners. Right now you can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional prescription pairs by going to warbyparker.com/ronna Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 27m
  19. Stonewall and Philz Coffee Pride Flags, Alpine Divorce, Counties and Pencils

    Apr 16

    Stonewall and Philz Coffee Pride Flags, Alpine Divorce, Counties and Pencils

    This week we're celebrating the historic Artemis II astronauts, pencils, old school sharpeners, and wondering why counties are boringly named the same as cities. Bryan discusses the Trump Administration backing down and allowing a pride flag to be permanently flown at the Stonewall National Monument, and how San Francisco-based Philz Coffee is starting a new policy removing pride flags from their shops. Erin tells us about the horrifying new trend of "alpine divorce" leaving women stranded (or worse) while hiking treacherous locations with their partners. For this week's Dateline Recap visit: www.patreon.com/attitudes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1h 1m
  20. Conversion Therapy Ban Struck Down, Florida Incest Marriage, Sandwiches and Cocaine

    Apr 2

    Conversion Therapy Ban Struck Down, Florida Incest Marriage, Sandwiches and Cocaine

    We're coming in hot this week with thoughts on those books you see at the airport stores, a new segment, Sandwich Time, where we do a deep dive on the Schlotzsky's chain. Bryan shares the news of the Supreme Court striking down the Colorado ban on conversion therapy in a shocking 8-1 decision, plus how a new trend for liberal politicians is leading them to subtly call their opponents gay. Erin discusses Florida's failure to pass a ban on marrying cousins, and how Texas Comptroller Kelly Hancock targeted POC and women-owned businesses by removing them from the state's HUB program. For this week's Dateline Recap visit www.patreon.com/attitudes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1h 9m
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