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Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

5D AGO

9.02 - The Coolest Girl in the Kingdom

Our heroes have returned home discovering a month has passed while they were in a pocket dimension! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed to himself and got caught up on things, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he could channel Martha via a seance to give therapy to others, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was secretly devastated by the loss of his Warlock powers. But what new changes have sprung up in Assguard? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52 min
JAN 26

9.01 - Since U Been Gone

Our heroes have a magic school but Quinny doesn’t have a patron! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) helped convince the ghost of Phineas he had done good in the world, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his divination powers and meteor swarm to destroy a djinn, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered Captain Planteer killed Baba Yaga! Will the school be a success and can Quinny get his powers back?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48 min
JAN 19

8.46 - No Djinn Deals (Season Finale)

Our heroes are about to restore Phineas Figplott! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) convinced Horatio the only way he could find love was to be himself, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) helped fart the giant turtle towards a date with his crush, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found the final Phineas shard! But can our heroes survive a battle with a ghost, a djinn, an evil custodian or all three?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 8m
05/15/2017

1.02 - Bad Cop/Bad Cop

Their employers have been kidnapped, and our heroes must figure out what to do! Over the course of this episode they take part in their first battle, we discover Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is an acid fetishist, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the emotional cost of taking a life, and the goddess Moonhammer proves accurate in her dice based predictions. Also featuring Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47 min
05/18/2017

1.05 - A Banshee Too Far

Realizing there are more pressing issues at hand, our heroes change their destination! Now they’re facing off against the Red Brand Brigands and their mysterious leader “Glass Staff”. We find out if there’s anything Prince Mud Butt (Adam McNamara, @adammcnamara13) won’t eat, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) alternates between homicide and hiding in barrels, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) makes Goblin Jr his first outfit! Also featuring Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

46 min
JAN 12

8.45 - TurtleQuest

Our heroes are helping a turtle find love! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized Phinease might be evil while interrogating Elphabian’s soul, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got the woodland elementals discharged on the way out, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Gartok to help coach the giant turtle they found! But can our heroes avoid being eaten by a Kraken while helping Horatio the turtle?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47 min
11/10/2025

8.36 - Pentexagon

Our heroes are headed for the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) chatted with the ghost of Phineas Figplott, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected more dolls of the various mascots for his daughter, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the strangers on campus are registered as Cryptflare students! Can our heroes find the past prism before the other Cryptflares kill them with glyphs?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 2m
06/05/2017

1.11 - L'il Pim-Pim

Having lost a friend, our heroes return to Phandelver with the Master Tools they collected. Once they gear up, they’re off on a quest to save the kidnapped dwarf Grundar! On the way they meet a simple-minded Orc Author/Warlord, L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett). Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) burns all their climbing gear, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is the only one who can accurately guess distances, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is constantly attacked by their new friend! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45 min
06/19/2017

1.13 - Team Trigger-Cake

Having kidnapped an entire kitchen full of goblins, our heroes and the Warlord L’il Pim-Pim (Brandon Hackett, @brandonhackett) design a trap for the evil King Groll. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) masters the art of the cake-crossbow, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinces the Goblin cooks to unionize, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) hits another ally with a witch bolt. Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47 min
JAN 5

8.44 - He Might Be Bad

Our heroes are searching underground for answers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the group through the Warring Wood before being ambushed by elementals, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the creatures were happy to be defeated, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a hidden underground facility at Elphabian’s house! Will our heroes survive whatever awaits them in the dark?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

49 min
09/15/2025

8.28 - The Wyrd Room

Our heroes are meeting former staff members in and around Figplott’s magic school! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hid the fact he was a king from the anti-king janitor, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made friends with a sheep and agreed to supply it with a tutor, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced a boxing wizard to join the party! But can they survive combat with the three sorcerers hiding in the gym?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 1m
05/22/2017

1.09 - Ash Zombies & A Glowing Halfling

On their way to collect Master Tools, the group learns more about dragons, ash zombies and plant monsters from Yacob Goodbark (Jamie O’Connor) before demonstrating they’ve learned nothing when they actually fight them. Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) negotiates with a Banshee, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finds out that the undead are easy to sneak attack, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hopes that zombies are full of candy! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47 min
01/22/2018

2.20 - Whales Ain't Sh**!

Our heroes join forces with a Ghost Ship to lure Moby Death into an ambush! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) takes the helm during a naval battle, Moonhammer tests Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) by being no help in combat, and Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) uses a brand new spell to send Captain Roberts (Alex Pinto) into a very unlikely duel! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59 min
12/10/2018

3.22 - Awww, Alyn’s First D*ck!

Our heroes are infiltrating the ruined temple of Moonhammer in Phandalin! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) carries out a series of quasi-successful impersonations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) uses the walking table to arm the townsfolk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) gives a PSA about exploiting your enemy’s addiction issues! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45 min
04/03/2019

4.05 - Stitch The Donker

Trapped in a fantastical future, Alyn, Declan and Honour System botch their attempt to sneak into House Antebellum’s lab! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) learns the dangers of not shooting first, Declan (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) gets attacked by a strange new ally, and Honour System (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally flies a grav car without crashing! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

42 min
12/01/2025

8.39 - He’s a Real Bub

Our heroes are planning to retake the Twilight Tower! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered a time loop in the eternal graveyard, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) spoke to Jace Kyro who was in it trying to save students, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) realized they were lost and had to talk Jace through that terrible realization! Now that the l professor and student are in Butthalla what insane plan has Butthole cooked up?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 1m
11/24/2025

8.38 - A Moment in Time

Our heroes are pursuing thieves into the eternal graveyard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) protected the Pentexagon from a meteor swarm and blasted the bad guys, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered the eternal graveyard is full of practice zombies, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led his friends safely from the shadows! But can these heroes find the S+ villains or will they fall victim to another meteor swarm?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

46 min
11/17/2025

8.37 - They Can Fly Now

Our heroes are hurrying through the Pentexagon! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) spoke with a memory of Cordelia Whey and found the past prism, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered she was researching breaking contracts and genies, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found that Cordelia was making tools to try to prove herself wrong! Can our heroes get through the building before mysterious thieves break in?! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45 min
09/28/2020

5.29 - The Goatee Gang

Having fought Strahd, our heroes escaped Barovia with their allies! Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is determined to stop Xanthus now they know he’s involved, Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) told Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) he was a terrible king and wouldn’t follow anyone’s orders anymore, and Quinny was conflicted in how to deal with Not Petyr Baelish’s (Kat Letwin, @letwinka) love for Strahd! Also, what will happen when our heroes are ambushed at an evil pie stand? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider becoming a Patron of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice for as little as $1 a month and gain access to a ton of extra BTS fun (https://www.patreon.com/dumbdumbdice) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Watch us on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Instagram (https://instagram.com/dumbdumbdice) - Follow us on Facebook (https://facebook.com/dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/) - Twitter (https://twitter.com/deltastic) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1h 47m
01/29/2018

2.21 - The Straight Leg Express

Our heroes set sail for the Thiefys, but things quickly get complicated! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) interrogates and befriends his secret captive, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) explains how the Thiefys actually work, Alyn (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) struggles with killing people she’s trying to capture, and they make a mysterious new friend (Eric Turkienicz)! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (https://dumbdumbdice.com/join) - Buy merch on our website (https://dumbdumbdice.com/) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice) Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (https://delborovic.com/), @deltastic on socials See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

49 min

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