Spencer Crittenden

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  1. Licking a Lithium battery

    há 1 dia

    Licking a Lithium battery

    We kick things off with The Spleen at war with robot delivery drones after Spencer got revenge on Chipotle's automated phone system in the most creative way possible. Zoom's aggressively updated facial tracking software keeps mistaking a Jigglypuff plushie for Spencer's face, then we debate the finer points of anti-drone technology including tandem puppets and dazzle camouflage. From there we drift into a full breakdown of the Ice Cube War of the Worlds movie that came out in 2025 after apparently sitting on a shelf for five years, and we cover all the reasons aliens who travel across the galaxy specifically to eat data make absolutely no scientific sense. Kevin licks a battery for content, immediately regrets it, then accidentally covers his hands and keyboard in blue dye. The Mountain Dew Dunkin' donuts get reviewed (a slightly sad lemon loaf), alongside a Canada Dry strawberry ginger ale that smells better than it tastes. We also get serious for a bit: The election was probably rigged (twice, different people each time), Gaza and voter apathy are actually connected, and the blood is on all our hands whether you voted or not. Then we pivot to the 35th anniversary of Sonic the Hedgehog, why the original ugly movie design was an inexcusable disaster, and a spirited debate about base-12 mathematics sparked by a listener manifesto. If you're searching for: weird snack reviews, political rants, AI drone paranoia, Sonic anniversary, election conspiracy theories, base-12 math, or just two guys completely failing to run a competent video call... this is That Happens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 18min
  2. Flaming Bags of Dog Complaints

    25 de jun.

    Flaming Bags of Dog Complaints

    We kick things off with Sir Spleenington, the distinguished British predecessor to Spencer's lovably grating alter ego "The Spleen", hiding from Flock cameras and ankle monitors while Spencer attempts to explain that this podcast is technically an American reboot of a British podcast. Kevin actually laughs audibly, which may be a first in recorded history. From there, we cover the very real and very poisonous warehouse fire burning in Boyle Heights, LA, where Spencer went out handing N95 masks to street vendors who promptly did not put them on. We also get into the World Cup bringing tourists to America who are discovering chips and salsa, bottomless refills, and tailgating for the first time, leading to what is probably an AI-generated viral tweet about a Japanese man being spiritually defeated by a basket of tortilla chips at a Mexican restaurant. Then things get truly personal. Spencer recounts a weekend of cascading indignities: a terrible fake-Caesar wrap from Doghaus, a multi-hour Chipotle customer service odyssey involving AI phone bots, a rude supervisor, a robot that hung up on him, and a very long drive to find no crispy chicken. A Magic: The Gathering card he wanted wasn't even in the deck it was supposed to be in. He survived all of this, and his emotional recovery time is getting shorter, which we declare as growth. We close out with Spencer pitching a structured belief system built around summoning a personal "familiar", essentially harnessing the placebo effect and humanity's religious tendencies into something useful and non-cult-shaped. Kevin says he'd join immediately. Spencer considers writing a self-help book. The Spleen is somewhere hiding from cameras. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 16min
  3. Part One: The Second American Civil War You Never Learned About

    21/04/2020

    Part One: The Second American Civil War You Never Learned About

    Robert is joined by Spencer Crittenden to discuss The Battle of Blair Mountain. FOOTNOTES: The Battle of Blair Mountain: The Story of America's Largest Labor Uprising ‘Rape Rooms’: How West Virginia Women Paid Off Coal Company Debts New Evidence for the Gutman-Hill Debate What was the Esau scrip? “Store Pay Is Our Ruin”: The Tyranny of the Company Store Mountaineer Mine Wars The Coal Mining Massacre America Forgot The Devil Is Here in These Hills Underground Coal Mine Disasters 1900 - 2010 Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1h 4min
  4. Part Two: The Second American Civil War You Never Learned About

    23/04/2020

    Part Two: The Second American Civil War You Never Learned About

    Robert is joined by Spencer Crittenden to continue to discuss The Battle of Blair Mountain. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    1h
  5. Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke

    27/01/2014

    Kiss Doesn't Get The Joke

    Guest Comptroller Mitch Hurwitz does his best to help Mayor Harmon and Kumail Nanjiani ridicule Rob Schrab as he tries to celebrate 20 years of his comic book SCUD: The Disposable Assassin. In D&D, Sharpie and Laan-ev go to blows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h24min
  6. Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)

    14/02/2013

    Dudes and Goo (DC Pierson, Kumail Nanjiani)

    After a few false starts, it turns out Mayor Harmon may be suffering from a show-threatening case of homecoming confidence, but when special guests D.C Pierson and Kumail Nanjiani join, the meeting erupts into an awesome discussion of drugs, religion,... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 47min
  7. Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)

    21/02/2013

    Dan Took a Shower (Kumail Nanjiani, Bobcat Goldthwait)

    A discussion of hygiene heats up with Kumail Nanjiani, then boils over when Bobcat Goldthwait drops by. In D&D, zombies attack while Quark engages in advanced animal husbandry. This fabulous episode is unedited so we will just warn you of a small gli... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 50min
  8. Bootie Etiquette

    21/03/2019

    Bootie Etiquette

    The return of Spencer Crittenden! Jeff helps Dan get his singing groove back. Crab alert! Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Brandon Johnson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h7min
  9. Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)

    28/09/2012

    Tylenol With Codeine (9.17.12)

    The first appearance of Greg Proops provokes a fit of Mayor Harmon's pointless political rants and a D&D adventure that shall forever be remembered as involving unicorn pee. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 34min
  10. Procrasturbation

    08/03/2013

    Procrasturbation

    Mayor Harmon suggests a new, fecal approach to morality. Other topics include Halle Berry, Superman and accents. In D&D, the gang runs afoul of snake men and each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 40min
  11. Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter

    07/07/2015

    Taye Brigston, the Littlest Show Promoter

    Meet Taye Brigston the world's Littlest Show Promoter of Tiny You! Become a member and watch the video! harmontown.com/live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 56min
  12. I'm Like Very Science

    08/06/2013

    I'm Like Very Science

    Mayor Harmon explains why an episode was lost; soon to be uncontextually quoted frivolity ensues. Jeff reveals he's psychic; Kumail's resultant bewilderment preempts D&D. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 48min
  13. Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography

    21/06/2018

    Grimlock Love Slimewave Pornography

    Dan’s back in the Rick & Morty writer’s room, James Adomian and Rob Schrab face off with cartoon voices doing unspeakable things, Spencer says Binkis a lot. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis, Spencer Crittenden, James Adomian, Rob Schrab and Stev... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 47min
  14. Nanjianimax

    18/03/2021

    Nanjianimax

    The gang gets back together one more time to catch up on everything since the show’s finale. Special guests: Rob Schrab, Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h6min
  15. Constitutional Belieber

    20/01/2014

    Constitutional Belieber

    Mayor Harmon is joined by Alie & Georgia of the Slumber Party podcast to defend the constitutional rights of Justin Bieber. In D&D, Sharpie doesn't like Lineve's tone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h
  16. Cheese Stain

    01/11/2017

    Cheese Stain

    Dan and Jeff solve the Ron Jeremy banana mystery, even stranger things happen with Dan’s girlfriend, and the gang jumps back in to roleplaying. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff B. Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Steve Levy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h5min
  17. Wide

    18/02/2015

    Wide

    Post Valentine's Day Harmon is burnt out and declares it to be a bad show, then throws to Twitter and takes us along a musical journey. This is episode is so wide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 58min
  18. Boner-Hurt Kansas

    19/05/2014

    Boner-Hurt Kansas

    It is the Centepisodial Spectacular of Harmontown! Adam Goldberg runs a quiz against a super fan and your Mayor to see who knows more about Harmontown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h 1min
  19. A Ken Dolan’s Production

    25/04/2018

    A Ken Dolan’s Production

    Dan, Rob and Spencer share embarrassing celebrity encounters, hotel room trashing and poop stories. Steve has a problem with the violence in shellfish. Featuring Dan Harmon, Brandon Johnson, Spencer Crittenden, Rob Schrab, DeMorge Brown and Steve Levy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h3min
  20. Swinging Three Bats

    04/07/2019

    Swinging Three Bats

    Rob Corddry is back! Dan tells us how to break into his house, Rob talks about his time at The Daily Show, and mountain lions do what they do. Featuring Dan Harmon, Jeff Bryan Davis, Spencer Crittenden and Rob Corddry.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    2h 1min
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