108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock

Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock
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Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde’s only classic rock station. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk keeps classic rock alive… on a dying medium. 108.9 The Hawk is a comedy podcast and loving parody of classic rock radio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade

    1D AGO

    The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade

    The Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade Broadcasting live from Hog Street, 108.9 The Hawk covers the annual Val Verde “Take It Back” Holiday Parade! Geoff and Whisp brave flying Pizza Emporium doors, leaking beer floats, animatronic prog-rock legends, rogue dump trucks, divorced-dad tears, and a shocking escalation involving shit drones and municipal accountability. Featuring Pizza Emporium holiday slices, Channel 8 content crimes, Eagles-related radio fatigue, multiple Holiday Road floats that refuse to stop circling, and the only Christmas album where Even Satan Needs a Christmas. Happy Holidays. We’re taking them back, you slobs. Don’t Bother With The Hawk Trees, Here’s How You Can Help The Hawk This Holiday Season! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
  2. 108.9 The Hawk: The Best of 2024 - Part Two

    DEC 15

    108.9 The Hawk: The Best of 2024 - Part Two

    All December (and a bit into January) long we’re posting the Best of 108.9 The Hawk! And now feast your ears on the second part of The Best Of 2024! With great moments like:       • Local weatherperson, Greg Fresca (Dave Holmes) sings the praises of Val Verde Extreme Heat Days!    • Moms For Freedom spokeswoman, Jill Jurgens (Kristen Bartlett) gives a haunting warning of what Halloween candy will contain this year.  • COMMERCIAL: The Fabulous Thunderbirds Shipping Company  • COMMERCIAL: Wish You Were Beer  • Dr. Shelia Hands (Rekha Shankar) completely rebuilt the hands of Chris Martin from Coldplay!  • Whisp remembers a time when the classic rock band, Blackfoot attacked him with their Train, Train.   • Danny Tamberelli was just on-air at KSLOB and apparently they have a better green room spread than the one in the Rock & Roll RV!  • Linda Labs (Natasha Vaynblat) talks about her new earplug business, Cork Plugz.  • Crystal Parker (Caissie St. Onge) has desperately been trying to pitch a reality show based on her cheer squad and her cheer coaching practices.   • Long Flyball bassist, Jeff Weatherman (Will Hines) explains why his Outfield tribute band only plays “Your Love.”  • Bobby Moynihan vs. Mayor Lee Roth. FIGHT OF THE CENTURY!  • DJ Buttafuoco (Sean O’Connor) on his current relationship with the chicken finger chain, Raising Canes.  • Dan Luis Obispo (Aaron Burdette) on Clarita, the giant Gundam he built in front of his trailer.  And much, much more! Sit back, relax and pop yourself a fresh warm can of Soda Dad. It’s time to HAWK, baby! Tired of hearing about The Angry Man living in the studio? Give ‘em a hand! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 16m
  3. 108.9 The Hawk: The Best Of 2024 - Part One

    DEC 8

    108.9 The Hawk: The Best Of 2024 - Part One

    The Best of 2024 - Part One We continue our look into great moments of 108.9 The Hawk with the Best Of 2024 two-part collection. Part One contains: - Whisp Turlington (Jason Gore) introduces the “New” 108.9 The Hawk that he’s paying for. - Don Valley (James Adomian) wraps up his overnight shift on 108.9 The Hawk. Hope you like “Peg” and “Aqualung!” - COMMERCIAL: Michael’s McDonalds 2 - COMMERCIAL: Ball Pit Warehouse - Here’s how former Astronaut Charley “Clunk” Bottoms (John Hodgman) helped Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing! - Whisp explains to James III and Geoff about how “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice” is just Tim Burton’s version of the law drama, “The Firm.” - Handsome “Gary” Tornado (DC Pierson) runs down all of the talent playing at Val Verde University’s Quad Jam ’24. - Mary Houlihan talks about her comedic formula and plays a game of “Celebrity Impressions. - COMMERCIAL: Weird Airport Burritos - COMMERCIAL: Eliminator Motors - Bobby Moynihan remembers his time on New York City morning radio with “Tommy And The Piss.” - Does Jimi Hendrix have to play with every dead musician in Heaven? - Frankie Giambatista (Chris Gethard) gives his predictions for the Val Verde University Assholes college basketball team while coming face to face with his now monstrous former board-op, Franklin. - Don Valley (James Adomian) explains what the overnight shift is all about, again and again. Do you want 108.9 The Hawk to do better in the ratings? Give ‘em a hand! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min
  4. 108.9 The Hawk: The Best of 2023

    DEC 1

    108.9 The Hawk: The Best of 2023

    Hey there, Hawk Heads. December is all about the best moments in 108.9 The Hawk and in 2023, we asked fans what their favorite moments were from that year. The result? Over TWO HOURS of the best moments from 108.9 The Hawk in 2023! From celebrity guests and Val Verde legends to regular station madness, this collection features unforgettable moments from Jon Daly, Ashley Nicole Black, Paul Scheer, Gil Ozeri, Tom Scharpling, John Murray, Rekha Shankar, Zach Cherry, Jo Firestone, Flula Borg, Joe Wengert, Michael Hartney, Alex Steed, Pat Byrne, Pat Cassels, Kristen Bartlett, Richie Moriarty, and Anthony Atamanuik. Including: Whisp and Geoff reflecting on Guns N’ Roses’ “Where Do We Go Now?” Tour.Jon Daly as Jack White!Intern Harper Lawson (Ashley Nicole Black) demolishes the “All Hawk Total Rock Summer” promo.Trip Larson (Paul Scheer) plays Hot Tub or Hot Sauce?Big Scotty (Tom Scharpling) gives “The Angry Man” a new nickname.Jim Springsteen (John Murray) proudly introduces The Jim Springsteen Band.Susan Slump (Rekha Shankar) challenges the hosts to Guess The Seinfeld Episode.Big Steve (Zach Cherry) offers a “No Perverts Guarantee” at his food festival.Emotional calls from Rocker Alexis Rockrock (Jo Firestone), a cinematic confession from David Jonathan Martin-David (Joe Wengert) about his Huey Lewis documentary, and a full meltdown from Channel 8’s Sledge Huntley (Michael Hartney) covering Mayor David Lee Roth.Geet Frost (Alex Steed) at his First Amendment Bookstore & Adult Emporium, Glenallen Mixon (Pat Cassels) on his ska-horror soundtrack Donny The Mangler, Ginger Mistletoe (Kristen Bartlett) reliving the Christmas Parade disaster, Scott Pilgrim (Richie Moriarty) bragging about his Val Verde Pool & Spa jingle, and Willy Crystal (Anthony Atamanuik) unpacking Family Ties like it’s a government cover-up. Keep Up With All Things Hawk (hawk sound) Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    2h 3m
  5. HAWK REBROADCAST: The Alice Saga

    NOV 27

    HAWK REBROADCAST: The Alice Saga

    Happy Hawksgiving, everyone! The station is empty at the moment, except for Geoff "The Angry Man" Garlock living in the Rock N' Roll RV - but since's it's Thanksgiving, you know it's time for some "Alice's Restaurant" from the great Arlo Guthrie (Geoff's nemesis). So sit back, slowly chew your meal and enjoy the complete Alice's Saga on 108.9 The Hawk. See you next week as we kick of THE BEST OF 108.9 THE HAWK DECEMBER! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 4m
  6. Happy Styxgiving

    NOV 24

    Happy Styxgiving

    It’s Thanksgiving in Val Verde, and while the rest of the station’s staff takes the day off, Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock are stuck doing a full-day broadcast — turkey cooker under Art Spart’s board, sponsored by Bert’s Funeral Flowers. Everything’s normal until a familiar blonde head appears on the Hawk’s ring camera: Tommy Shaw from Styx. Before they can hit the delay, Tommy locks the station gates and holds the station hostage, demanding they play Kilroy Was Here in full — claiming it’s “the real Thanksgiving record.” What follows is a broadcast filled with stuffing, softcore cinema, Styx lore and 108.9 The Hawk’s most festive hostage situation yet. While you’re getting all your Black Friday junk, why don’t you also help out you favorite classic rock radio station! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    29 min
  7. After Whispstock

    NOV 17

    After Whispstock

    The dust has barely settled in Verde Park — and the souls (not deaths, legally) are still being counted. Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock return to the air after Whispstock 25, the ill-fated eight-day music festival that celebrated Whisp… and possibly ended civilization. Whisp defends the festival, claiming the “482 deaths” were actually “souls captured and sent home courtesy of Whisp Turlington.”John Mellencamp stops by to explain his time working the funnel cake stand — and why you should never finger John Mellencamp.Geoff delivers a Good Rock Fact about Alfred Hitchcock nearly directing a Peter Gabriel movie.Whisp reveals his new liquor line, Turlington Cognacs, co-founded with George Clooney.Geoff and Whisp salute the ending of Greg Lemonsour's legendary podcast, "WTDG."There’s confusion, regret, and a Zamboni that somehow killed both people and animatronic bears. Do you want 108.9 The Hawk to do better in the ratings? Give ‘em a hand! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
  8. Whispstock 25

    NOV 10

    Whispstock 25

    It’s a big day in Val Verde — Whispstock 25 is live from Verde Park! Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock broadcast right from the festival grounds with their foldable chairs, finger foods, and a borrowed FocusRong interface. Whispstock 25 opens its gates with Blue Öyster Cult, Def Leppard, Tesla, Tassla, Alien Ant Farm, Breaking Benjamin, Neil Young with Big Al from Country Bear Jamboree, and the one and only Chuckles the Canceled Clown as emcee.Whisp and Geoff navigate a day filled with cancelled acts, on-air rants about capitalism, and food from Finger Food Town and Crudité Town.Kegstand, Steve Temple Pilots, and Art Spart all check in from the greatest — and strangest — rock festival in Val Verde history, with Art threatening to kill any Terminator that threatens the festival.There’s live weather, Skynet internet outages, robot musicians, hernias galore.Phones ring on the topic, “Who Shouldn’t Have Been Cancelled?”  Keep 108.9 The Hawk soaring through that classic rock sky!  Subscribe to the podcast on Apple, Spotify, YouTube — or whatever app you use. Your choice!Join the Rock Battalion: sign up for our mailing list at 1089thehawk.com.Patreon keeps the lights on (and the Food Gulch ads rolling): patreon.com/1089thehawk.YouTube is where you’ll find clips, video episodes and yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk.•⁃Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, Threads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    38 min
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Welcome to 108.9 The Hawk, Val Verde’s only classic rock station. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk keeps classic rock alive… on a dying medium. 108.9 The Hawk is a comedy podcast and loving parody of classic rock radio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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