Hazen and Erika lovingly invite you to join them as they humbly traumatize your ear holes. Fair warning: neither of them know much at all aside from sarcasm and self-drags. With their overworked brain cells stumbling behind them, the chaotic duo discuss all the good and bad shit. Picture a Mean Girls and Miss Congeniality cross over, angry millennial style with a side of poutine. xoxo
Blondes in the Field
Hazen and Erika—feeling risky—park next to a construction site at night to record this one.
The Final Bath Bomb
Sing it like “it’s the final countdown” and then listen to the episode and you’ll get it.
A Woman Named Hotpot
We haven’t seen each other in a minute so ENJOY (you aren’t allowed to not) us being p(r)etty muah
Bleach Babes - Feminism Edition
2 + 1 = ...a lot of bleached scalps, discussing their experiences with feminism across state and country lines. Featuring our first guest, bitches xo
Ugly Equines & Astigmatisms
Hazen gets Twitter famous and dives in on his astigmatism we didn’t know he had! Erika calls her horse and her sister’s (recent) ex boyfriend ugly. Tune in for the local tea!
Paris Hilton is a genius??? Also local drama, how to take a shot, and Hazen poisoned himself to avoid recording this episode.
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Can’t believe it’s taken me this long to review, listening to Erika & Hazel talk about literally any topic is always entertaining & funny.
Love it 🙏🏼
Looooove them, v obsessed
Okay first time reviewer. But seriously. Love them, their content is real, funny and needs to be heard by everyone. Glad I was able to tune in and listen 😊
Ok let’s get real, listening to these two feels like I’m listening to friends and in a 2020 world of isolation I needed it. They’re real and I love that they cut the crap. Tackling world issues, Politics and Erika’s hair transformation. I love 2 blondes! Can’t wait for the new episode!