2 Blondes 1 Brain

Erika & Hazen
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2 Blondes 1 Brain

Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo Instagram: 2b1b.pod

  1. 05/26/2023

    Eye Twitching Through It

    It’s a shorty but a goody. A prequel, if you will. Hazen, the embodiment of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Erika, the devil—as some surely envision her, are back. With a hasty cup of tea. We’re reuniting in a week and will provide all the thoughts we had after we ended this recording, with the addition of special guests!

    20 min

  2. 03/01/2023

    Toyota Crayola and Mist

    Our entire lives are spent coming up with subpar drag names for ourselves—we can never have enough identities. This week, experience Mr. Ring as Erika did, and Hazen as he shares the dangers of being a mail man. Happy International Bear Convergence! (Also if you’re a skinny white boy in southern Utah, we talk shit on you here. xo)

    38 min

  3. 01/29/2023

    You Know She’s a Girl, Right?

    Listen to what Hazen got Erika’s little sister and brother into over a weekend in Palm Springs, how Hazen served an unassuming Craigslist woman more than just tea, and Erika complain.

    30 min

  4. 01/04/2023

    Is Erika Even Canadian?

    Erika shares some TMI couple’s advice, while Hazen takes notes. Apparently Canadian’s don’t believe in a tick (Erika actively gagged upon googling when a picture of a tick popped up) related disease? Hazen said so, so it must be fact. Don’t fault us for not knowing anything—we’re hot.

    30 min

  5. 12/15/2022

    Go Away Grandma

    Hazen is back in Utah! For the day. Erika demonstrates what petty vengeance is to a family member who previously struggled with the definition of it (she has 3 immediate family members blocked at the time of this message), and both of the blondes apologize to Edgar.

    35 min

  6. 11/16/2022

    Season 32

    Or whatever. What’s up bitches, we’re back, again, once more, today, with an episode. Consider it our re-re-entry into podcasting. Hot girl summer was giving winter downies this year with temperatures from hell thanks to global warming, so that’s what we’re blaming our absence on. But stfu because here’s an episode, a shit one because Erika couldn’t figure out how to connect her laptop to wifi (bitch wtf), but an episode nonetheless. Erika has since reconnected her Lenovo to the internet.

    27 min

  7. 08/21/2022

    ABORT ABORT

    hello season 3! Thank you for surviving this long after we took a hot break, but we’re back ya boobs. Today Hazen shares his exclusive estate sale endeavours, and Erika is still grim. Enjoy! xx

    29 min

  8. 05/28/2022

    High Demand Hazen Hazard

    As titled, this is a hazardly Hazen episode and we are thriving vicariously thru his antics. Featuring Kasey today! Tune in for an update on the movement we started at Ol*ve G*arden, why Hazen needs to lower his standards, and which doormats give Erika nightmares.

    24 min
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Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo Instagram: 2b1b.pod

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  • Creator
    Erika & Hazen
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2023
  • Episodes
    41
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Erika & Hazen
  • Show Website
    2 Blondes 1 Brain

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