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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

Episodes

  1. "Holding Space" - Post-Thanksgiving League Check-In

    12/07/2024

    "Holding Space" - Post-Thanksgiving League Check-In

    In this week’s episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz do a wellness check on the Yzerplan and the state of the Detroit Red Wings, figure out the first-round match-ups if the playoffs were to start this week, and talk about getting some friends for Connor Bedard in Chicago. There’s gonna be one less lonely centre. Hang in there, kiddo. Visit ⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠, Bluesky, and ⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates. *Please note this episode was recorded before the firing of Chicago head coach Luke Richardson and the trade of Jacob Trouba to the Anaheim Ducks.

    1h 48m
  2. "Kendall Roy Body Tea" - Eastern Conference Catchup

    11/19/2024

    "Kendall Roy Body Tea" - Eastern Conference Catchup

    In this two-part quarter-season review, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into what’s happening around the NHL including the Boston Bruins' downfall, the Pittsburgh Penguins' disaster class, the Toronto Maple Leafs' cautious optimism, the New York Rangers' panic attack, and a lot of nautical disasters, like a lot. Visit ⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠, Bluesky, and ⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1h 35m
  3. "NHL, Let Us Be Executive Producers" - Faceoff Minisode 1

    10/18/2024

    "NHL, Let Us Be Executive Producers" - Faceoff Minisode 1

    This week, Avery and Liz are joined by Leafs beat writer Miranda Dagley to discuss the first episode of Amazon Prime's NHL Faceoff, William Nylander diva moments, and the missed opportunities of marketing hockey. Plus...whatever is going on with John Tavares and his magical orb. Visit ⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, and ⁠Tumblr⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    50 min
  4. "Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1

    08/07/2024

    "Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1

    In this special two-part mail bag episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into Jacob Trouba's side hustle, unpack the Jeff Marek draft controversy, answer your pressing questions about the upcoming NHL season, and analyze Sidney Crosby's trivia skills with scientific accuracy.  Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1h 2m
  5. "Have You Met This Team of Assh*les?" - End of Season Chat

    07/05/2024

    "Have You Met This Team of Assh*les?" - End of Season Chat

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz catch up on the 2024 Stanley Cup Final, Matthew Tkachuk's Miami shenanigans, the Nashville Predators' blockbuster free agency, and those messy b*tches in Tampa Bay. They also break down another drab NHL Awards and get heated about trade discourse. May we never think about Mitch Marner or Jacob Trouba ever again. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1h 39m
  6. The CBT of Coaches - Conference Final First Impressions

    05/27/2024

    The CBT of Coaches - Conference Final First Impressions

    Just how much Florida Panthering is too much Florida Panthering? Do gay people know what goalie interference is? Should we have to? We ask these questions and more on this week’s episode of 5 Minutes For Yapping!   Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr @offsidenewsco for the latest updates.

    1h 39m
  7. "Igor Shesterkin...Good?" - Round Two Check-In

    05/11/2024

    "Igor Shesterkin...Good?" - Round Two Check-In

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 2 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the conscious uncoupling between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Sheldon Keefe, the nastiness and theatrics of Panthers vs. Bruins, the miraculous luck of the New York Rangers, and the Vancouver Canucks' sheer refusal to die. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr @offsidenewsco for the latest updates.

    1h 22m
  8. "I Believe...I Think?" - Round One Check-In

    05/02/2024

    "I Believe...I Think?" - Round One Check-In

    This week, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to discuss Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs including the Biblical plagues of the Vancouver Canucks, Tampa Bay's emotionally fraught exit, the New York Rangers' sweep, and, of course, all the Real Housewives drama surrounding the Toronto Maple Leafs. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr @offsidenewsco for the latest updates.

    1h 35m
  9. 2024 Playoff First Impressions

    04/23/2024

    2024 Playoff First Impressions

    In Offside News' inaugural podcast episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz sit down to recap the first few games of Round 1 of the 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs and discuss their fears heading into the postseason. Where in the world is William Nylander? We may never know. Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr @offsidenewsco for the latest updates.   This week's crew: Arielle Lalande (@jesterbestie) Avery Beaumont (@admbeaumont) Liz Malcolm (@yanoforsure)

    1h 31m
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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

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