Joel McHale has been poking the bear for years.... If you consider UW Rowing, The Bear. Joel rowed at the University of Washington for three months in the early 90s. I've noticed his little "pokes" in local news articles and guest commentary during football games. My experience was very different from Joels. I loved rowing at the U. But I was curious. So Joel and I talked, a lot longer than we planned to. In part 1 of this episode, Joel explains why football culture is better than rowing culture. University of Washington Hazing Compliance Report: https://www.washington.edu/hazingprevention/hazing-prevention/compliance-report/ Sam's Law: https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/politics/new-law-inspired-by-wsu-students-death-stiffens-penalties-for-hazing/ Music: Gone Surfing, by Sixteen Wheelers (Epidemic) Pardon My Gun, by Roy Edwin Williams (Epidemic) The Fight, by Amos Noah (Epidemic) Transcript: Jen If you have teens or college kids in sports, this is a good one to play in the car. My kids and I talked a lot after this one. Of course, maybe they paid attention more because they think our guest is so much cooler than I am. At the same time, you've been warned there is a ton of swearing. It's your call Joel Oh, we were all we're doing we have a target and that target is the USC Trojan and we are we will be we will eat and drink their blood if we need to win. And that's where I learned how to really work really go oh, I can this is how this is how you get shit done. He was he basically was like, Yeah, I can't we gotta get the hazing really is. He's like the hazing is really fallen off. I gotta go there and you know, step it up. And I was what? Oh, whoa. I was like, Oh, so you're an infected Dick as well? Jen: What goes on behind those creaky old boathouse doors? Who's invited and who feels comfortable? Who's safe and who thrives? Who stays and why do some leave? And why do rowers do some of the weird things they do? Let's talk about rowing culture. And this time, let's do it from the perspective of the third boat. I'm Jen Butler. This is the Third Boat Podcast. Jen: Today we're going to talk about the old college, gridiron and toss some pigskin. Okay, I really know next to nothing about football. Except that of course in America football is a religion. It's really big deal. And today we get to hear Joel McHale talk about his experiences going from rowing to football. Jen: You may have seen Joel in the show Community, which now has a cult following amongst teenagers. He is also in the bear playing a total jerk of a chef. I did not see Joel in The Bear before recording this. If I had I don't know if I could have gone through the interview. He is terrifying in that show. If you've seen Joel in the Bear as the Asshole Chef, you will understand. I am so glad I hadn't seen it before. And kind of an awkward segue. Joel McHale has been publicly poking the bear for years. The bear in this case is U DUB rowing. I was at the U when Joel was and our time with the boathouse overlapped by three months. I thought hey, okay, Joel I'll bite. I don't think the bear he wants to provoke, but I was curious. But first, I have a little update for you. While I was prepping for this interview, I noticed that both the U DUB men's and the YouTube women's rowing teams were listed on a hazing compliance report for hazing freshmen last fall and a little background if you're not from Washington State. About five years ago, Sam Martinez, a young man of Washington State University died due to an alcohol hazing incident. Sam's parents channeled their grief into advocacy, which led to Sam's law, which is now in effect. This law puts more responsibility on the university's preventing and reporting of hazing. There are also increased legal penalties. For example, substantial bodily harm caused by hazing is now a felony. You could be in jail for up to five years. As part of this law, Washington universities are required to post their hazing compliance report publicly. And I don't know the details of these hazing incidents in particular, but I've included a link to the university's hazing compliance report so you can read it yourself. The men's and women's rowing teams are the only sports teams on this list. The others are fraternities with one sorority back in 2019. As part of remediation, the men's and women's team will have to develop an action plan for changing the current team culture. Good luck kids. Joel: This is exciting. Wait, did you row? Jen: I did. I did. So when you were a freshman, I was in my second year of rowing. Okay, so I was, you know, an experienced I think it would novice than rookie. So that would have been my first varsity Boat Club year. And you would have been a little novice. A baby. Joel: That yes, yes, I didn't last long. Jen: How long did you last? Joel: three months? Jen: Oh, that's longer than I thought. Joel: it was three. Yeah. Starting the summer. And I didn't Yeah, so it was I really Yeah, we you start. You go ahead, Jen. Okay. You're we probably know the same people. Jen: We probably do. Yeah. Joel: Oh, what high school do you go to? Jen: Nathan Hale. Joel: All right. Jen: Nathan Hale in North Seattle. Joel: What was your Rowing Club? Jen: So I did not row in high school. Joel: Oh, so you showed up and said here we go. Jen: Yeah. Well, a friend of talked me into it. And she kept bugging me and bugging me and bugging me. And I'm like eh. Because I was tall. And then I showed up and kind of fell in love. Joel You obviously were athletic. And then they got you to come on over and they went, Oh, yeah, this would be very helpful if you're on. Jen: Actually no, no, it really wasn't like that. I golfed in high school. Oh, and so I was one of the walk ons that like, they were more likely to say, you know, there are other sports. Joel: I mean, I remember at Mercer Island, they couldn't, they could not get anybody to be on the golf team. And it was a joke when I was in high school. And now, like, 200 people try out and I was like, things change. And oh, wow. Look, the world loves pickleball now and I couldn't couldn't looked at me really weird when they were like, is that a dish you eat? No. Jen: Right, right. No, I was on the golf team. And it was because a coach said to me, Wow, you sure look like a golfer? And then I was like, Oh, okay. But you know, he just wanted his side gig being a coach of golf team. So he had to get golfers. So yeah, I ate it up. And you know, I mean, there's worse things than walking around with your buddies in the rain. Joel: Yeah, in the northwest. At that time of the year. I was always shocked when I moved to Southern California 24 years ago. And they I was like, wait, they close the golf courses when it rains? What the hell? What they don't and Seattle? I'm like, No, you'd be closed half the year. Jen: Yeah. Why would you do that? Joel: So all right. So I will, I'll let you get to the real questions. I'll stop. Jen: Yeah let's get to the real question. So as part of some of the rowing stories I've kind of come across recently, I'm starting to be really fascinated about kind of group behavior. And what happens sometimes you can get in hot water within sports, and you don't quite realize it. You had an experience at the U DUB when you started rowing. And I thought that was really interesting. I've heard you mention it a few times. Can you speak to that? Joel: Yes, I'd love to. It's super fun. Ya know, I loved rowing. And it was something that I could do, I was pretty good at it and got to the U DUB and you know, like, asked if I would come onto the team. Because at that point, I don't think there was any, I don't think there were scholarships for rowing. But you know, you could get housing paid for partially in meals and stuff. There was some sort of deal. So I moved in to the rowing club, and I don't even know you could answer this. Is it still there? Jen: It still is. It's beautiful. You know, the rowers no longer live there. It's like a kind of you can get event space and offices, but the shell house is the same down below. Joel: Yeah well, at that point, everyone lives with each other. And, boy, I also joined a fraternity and I didn't think that those guys would be more mature. That is what I like to call opening shot, Jen. I got there and it was just this really, it was just really stupid. To put it to put it in a mild way. Like everyone's really good at what they were doing, I've been asked about it a ton of times. And then everyone always asks me about football because obviously football is a more popular sport. Which don't tell the rowers that. Their hierarchy and their hazing was just so it was every aspect. Every every part of it...... was some sort of you're not doing for the seniors like their chairs and the tiles on the ground that you couldn't walk on and all their tiny little stupid rules that however that evolved was out of insecurity and stupidity and I don't know I kind of thought well maybe because the sport isn't very popular they have to make themselves feel important by belittling the the less powerful freshmen or sophomores and they add the whole hair pillow thing. Remember I mentioned.... Do they still do that? Jen: Oh, I don't know about that. I think at least as of a few years back I did see they're still shaving their heads. So I don't know where they put it. But I do remember the cabinet. Joel: Yeah, the very creepy serial killer cabinet. There was for those of you who ever who hear this like that you'd shave your eyebrows and shave your head and if you made a certain boat and you would put that hair into a pillow and then went into the display case like John Wayne Gacy, so here and what so then I, you know, to this day, like I complained to the coach, and he did nothing. That was Bob Ernst. Then so this guy named Jason Riney was a fellow freshman he made my friend Suzanne. Still married. Jen: Oh, nice. He's at Microsoft, I think he's a lawyer there. We didn't
