900 Things I Hate

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900 Things I Hate is a podcast that analyses all the small menial things you may hate in life. Each episode, hosts Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory work their way through Wyatt's insane list of all the things he hates. It's wacky, it's fun, and you just might love what we hate.

  1. 03/19/2022

    Episode 65: Mutated Teletubbies

    Grab your shopping cart and load it up with chocolate-flavored potatoes to replenish your snack collection. Then, head to the bakery section to pick up some fresh Nerds Ropes, and get some radioactive crayons from the Back To School section. Save some money and sniff some cardboard instead of buying a pizza, and ask someone else’s Grandma where to find the hard candy aisle. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory, featuring Beau Willis. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    50 min

  2. 03/02/2022

    Episode 64: Hamster Murder Mystery

    This episode will make you fall out of your seat. Not because of laughter, just because the springs in your chair are unionizing for better pay. Hide the evidence of smoothie cannibalism before the cops show up to arrest you for selling zebras on the dark web. Grab a mattress and a few friends if you want to join the very exclusive 900 Things I Hate fraternity coming soon, where you’ll get fake parents even better than the ones you had. Our mascot is a sea cucumber. Also, who ordered this burrito? Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    1h 3m
  3. Episode 63: Antidepressant Sherbet

    02/01/2022

    Episode 63: Antidepressant Sherbet

    Today is the day to finally fill that gaping hole in your life with an old Hereford cow, or maybe 52 of them. Login to baskinrobbins.gov, where you can learn Hibachi table guy knife tricks and hire a psychic to cleanse you of your demonic tan lines. Try your best to survive the Burger King fistfight after your card declines, then across the street, you can order pizza or brownies, but they’re basically interchangeable. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    1h 2m
  4. Episode 62: Spider-Man: Homeless

    12/31/2021

    Episode 62: Spider-Man: Homeless

    We’re having a fart-warming party and everyone’s invited! We’re gonna eat 3 loaves of Devil’s Fart bread, see who can swallow the most pills without choking to death, and celebrate Arbor Day. Tell us what your favorite cough syrup flavor is, don’t get offended when we mix the ketchup and ranch, and we will bully you if you don’t bring an inhaler. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    1h 3m
  5. Episode 61: The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion

    09/20/2021

    Episode 61: The Nathan Fillion Civilian Pavilion

    Lubricate your hands and “Phillip” your Hydrogen Peroxide flask in celebration of the death of the Audio Quality Demon. It has been slain, so shake the Unidentified Floating Hands, lower your energy crank to lie there like a dead fish, and accept The Full Lick that is this episode. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    57 min
  6. Episode 60: Tactical Flip Flops

    09/03/2021

    Episode 60: Tactical Flip Flops

    The Power Haters are here to save you from your hot dog induced 37 minute lifespan degradation and loan you some half chaps. Slide one foot onto a sanding block and the other onto a live castrated cat, shove an entire stalk of celery down your throat during a street performance, take a short car ride to India in a few years, and maybe give your hot History teacher a call. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    53 min
  7. Episode 59: Voldemort's Babysitter

    08/27/2021

    Episode 59: Voldemort's Babysitter

    Strap on a BallBra and an Avatar loincloth, and prepare for the most expensive wallpaper you’ve ever smelled. Enter your pizza-inspired information to access your account, and then equip your BoobVision goggles to shield your eyes from projectile thorns. If unmarried, try not to smile while listening, or else you’re a sinner. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    1h 4m
  8. Episode 58: Walking Phoenix

    08/08/2021

    Episode 58: Walking Phoenix

    Dont miss out on this exciting opportunity to try Verizon’s California roll family plan, at just $16 a day with an easy 100,000 step process, and if you are injured for any reason, they’ll cover all of your Tropical Grape-flavored painkiller costs. Celebrate your vibation with this great deal, but the parking lot is only for employees except for one space, so you’ll have to stack your cars on top of each other, or you can simply walk there after getting off the stolen train to Helena. Hosted by Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory and Wyatt Gregory. Intro/ outro music is 900 Convertible by Duke Hugh, used under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-Noderivitives Licensing https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Duke_Hugh/Beattape_Summer_2010/duke_hugh_-_beattape_summer_2010_-_05_900_convertible

    56 min
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About

900 Things I Hate is a podcast that analyses all the small menial things you may hate in life. Each episode, hosts Daylen Turk, Shelby Turk, Neva Gregory, and Wyatt Gregory work their way through Wyatt's insane list of all the things he hates. It's wacky, it's fun, and you just might love what we hate.

Information

  • Creator
    PWBN
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2022
  • Episodes
    65
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © PWBN
  • Show Website
    900 Things I Hate