No Returns

No Returns
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Formerly known as A Reasonable Day, No Returns finds hosts Alyssa Savino and Kevin Krein discussing books that they find in Little Free Libraries.

  1. FEB 24

    Not That Kind of Girl by Lena Dunham

    This week Alyssa and Kevin discuss Lena Dunham's book of essays, Not That Kind of Girl. They also touch on the overlap between this book and Dunham’s HBO series, Girls, and Kevin takes another quiz!  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening and Closing Music Credits: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. Episode Music Credits: “Dancing On My Own,” written by Robin Carlsson and Patrik Berger; performed by Robyn. Body Talk Pt 1, Konichiwa, 2010. “Heartbeats,” written by Karin Dreijer and Olof Dreijer; performed by The Knife. Deep Cuts, Rabid, 2002. “I Love It,” written by Charlotte Aitchison, Patrik Berger, and Linus Eklöw; performed by Icona Pop featuring Charli XCX. Icona Pop, TEN, 2012.  “With You,” written by Billy Mann, Andy Marvel, and Jessica Simpson; performed by Waxahatchee. Girls - Music From The HBO Original Series, Vol 3, Interscope, 2016. “Kind of Girl,” written by Katie Gavin, Josette Maskin, and Naomi, McPherson; performed by Muna. Muna, Saddest Factory, 2022. “I Do That,” written by Shan Poo, Jason Scott, and MTN; performed by Boy/Friend and The New Deal. Self-released, 2014. “Barely Breathing,” written and performed by Duncan Sheik. Duncan Sheik, Atlantic, 1996. “Same Mistakes,” written by Jake Rabinbach and Shannon Esper; performed by The Echo Friendly. Girls - Music From The HBO Original Series, Vol. 1, Fueled by Ramen, 2013.  “Fool for Love,” written by Ben Schneider; performed by Lord Huron. Strange Tails, IAMSOUND, 2015. “Problem,” written by Natalia Sinclair, Jeff Bhasker, Guillaume Doubet, and Sky Montique; performed by Natalia Kills. Trouble, Interscope, 2013

    1h 12m

  2. FEB 10

    People Magazine - I Do! The Great Celebrity Weddings

    This week Alyssa and Kevin crack open a celebrity wedding special edition of People Magazine from 2005 that likely spent years in someone’s basement, but made its way to them blessedly via Little Free Library. They discuss the fate of many of the couples featured, the extravagance of celebrity weddings, and even 2005 teeth trends versus teeth trends of today. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits:  “Cannonball,” written and performed by Damien Rice. O, Vector, 2002 “By Your Side,” written by Sade Adu,  Andrew Hale, Stuart Matthewman, and Paul S. Denman; performed by Sade. Lovers Rock, Epic, 2000 “Lights,” written by Steve Perry and Neal Schon; performed by Journey. Infinity, 1978, Columbia “Open Arms, written by Steve Perry and Jonathan Cain; performed by Journey. Escape, Columbia, 1981. “Rexall,” written and performed by Dave Navarro. Trust No One, Capitol, 2001. “God Only Knows,” written by Brian Wilson and Tony Asher; performed by The Beach Boys. Pet Sounds, Capitol, 1966.  “Unchained Melody,” written by Alex North and Hy Zaret; performed by The Righteous Brothers. Just Once In My Life, Phillies, 1965. “Only Wanna Be With You,” written by Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, Darius Rucker and Jim Sonefeld; performed by Hootie and The Blowfish. Cracked Rear View, Atlantic, 1994.

    57 min

  3. JAN 27

    The Notebook (2004)

    This week Alyssa and Kevin watch the modern classic, The Notebook, as found on DVD in a Little Free Library. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Cowboys,” written by Geoff Barrow and Beth Gibbons; performed by Portishead. Portishead, Go!/London, 1997. “To Make You Feel My Love,” written by Bob Dylan; performed by Garth Brooks. Hope Floats: Music From The Motion Picture, Capitol Records, 1998. “There is A Light That Never Goes Out,” written by Steven Patrick Morrissey and John Marr; performed by Trespassers William. Please, Please, Please: A Tribute to The Smiths, American Laundromat, 2011. “I’ll Be Seeing You,” written by Sammy Fain and Irving Kahal; performed by Billie Holiday. Billie Holiday, Commodore Records, 1944. “Love Song,” written by Elizabeth Grant and Jack Antonoff; performed by Lana Del Rey. Norman F*****g Rockwell, Interscope, 2019. “The Luckiest,” written and performed by Ben Folds. Rockin’ The Suburbs, Sony, 2001.  “Main Title” and “Overture,” composed by Aaron Zigman. The Notebook Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, New Line Records, 2004.

    56 min

  4. JAN 13

    The Witches by Roald Dahl

    For this week's episode, we read Roald Dahl's The Witches, as well as watched both the 1990 and the 2020 film versions!  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.   Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019.   Episode Music Credits: “Season of The Witch,” written and performed by Donovan Leitch. Sunshine Superman, Epic, 1966. “I Put A Spell on You,” written by Jalacy Hawkins and Herb Slotkin; performed by Screamin Jay Hawkins. At Home With Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, Okeh, 1956. “Red Right Hand,” written by Nick Cave, Mick Harvey, and Thomas Wydler; performed by PJ Harvey. B-Sides, Demos, and Rarities, Island, 2022.   “Evil Woman,” written by Jeff Lynne; performed by Electric Light Orchestra. Face The Music, United Artists, 1975. “The Witch,” written by Matt Barrick, Peter Bauer, Paul Maroon, Walter Martin, and Hamilton Leithauser; performed by The Walkmen. Heaven, Fat Possum, 2012. “Burn The Witch,” written by Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Colin Greenwood, Ed O’Brien, and Phil Selway; performed by Radiohead. A Moon Shaped Pool, XL, 2016. “Witch Hunt,” written and performed by Wayne Shorter. Speak No Evil, Blue Note, 1966. “Witchy Woman,” written by Don Henley and Bernie Leadon; performed by The Eagles. Eagles, Asylum, 1972. “Witches’ Rave,” written and performed by Jeff Buckley. Sketches For My Sweetheart, The Drunk, Columbia, 1998. “Reach Out (I’ll Be There),” written by Lamont Dozier, Brian Holland, and Eddie Holland; performed by The Four Tops. Reach Out, Motown, 1967.

    59 min

  5. 12/30/2024

    Would You Rather?

    To close out 2024, Alyssa and Kevin play a round of "Would You Rather" utilizing a discovered partial book. Additionally, they assemble a Costco-themed puzzle selected from a Little Free Library of puzzles.  Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credits Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credits Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019 Episode Music Credits: “Would You Rather,” written by Phoebe Bridgers, Marshall Vore, and Tony Berg; performed by Phoebe Bridgers. Stranger in The Alps, Dead Oceans, 2017. “Question?,” written by Taylor Swift and Jack Antonoff; performed by Taylor Swift. Midnights, Republic, 2022 “A Long December,” written by Adam Duritz; performed by Counting Crows. Recovering The Satellites, DGC, 1996. “Make A Decision,” written by Jessica and Camilla Stavely-Taylor; performed by The Staves. All Now, Nonesuch, 2024. “Auld Lang Syne,” traditional; arranged and performed by Haley Blais. Self-released, 2020. “Sympathy is A Knife,” written by Charlotte Aitchison, Finn Keane, and Jonathan Christopher Shave; performed by Charli XCX. Brat, Atlantic, 2024.  “Hero,” written by Enrique Iglesias, Paul Barry, and Mark Taylor; performed by Enrique Iglesias. Escape, Interscope, 2011. “Choices (Yup),” written by Earl Stevens; performed by E-40. Sharp On All 4 Corners: Corner 1, Heavy on The Grind, 2014. “Bad Decisions,” written by Garrett Lee, Kevin Baird, Sam Halliday, Alex Trimble; performed by Two Door Cinema Club. Gameshow, Parlophone, 2016 “Puzzle Pieces,” written and performed by Saint Motel. Voyeur, OnThe, 2012. “Puzzle Pieces,” written and performed by Evan Crommett. Self-released, 2018. “In The New Year,” written by Hamilton Leithauser, Paul Maroon, Walter Martin, Peter Bauer, and Matt Barrick; performed by The Walkmen. You and Me, Gigantic, 2008. “What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar,” written by Lynn Ahrens.

    1h 9m

  6. 12/16/2024

    The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus by L. Frank Baum

    It's a merry mid-December for us on No Returns! This week we discuss L Frank Baum's The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram. Opening Credit Music: “It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries,” written by Benjamin Romans, CJ Baran, Carly Rae Jepsen, and James Flannigan; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Interscope, 2020. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Santa Claus is Coming to Town,” written by J. Fred Coots and Haven Gillespie; performed by Bruce Springsteen and The E Street Band. In Harmony 2, Columbia 1981. “Santa Claus Go Straight to The Ghetto,” written by Alfred Ellis, Charles Bobbit, and Hank Ballard; performed by James Brown. A Soulful Christmas, King, 1968 “Up On the Housetop,” written by Benjamin Hanby; performed by Gene Autry. Columbia, 1952. “Jolly Old St. Nicholas,” traditional; performed by Ray Conniff. We Wish You A Merry Christmas, Columbia,1962. “(Everybody’s Waiting For) The Man With The Bag,” written by Irving Taylor, Dudley Brooks, and Hal Stanley; performed by Kay Starr. Capitol Record, 1950. “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer,” written by Johnny Marks; performed by The Temptations. The Temptations Christmas Card, Motown, 1970. “Santa Tell Me,” written by Ariana Grande, Savan Kotecha, and Ilya Salmanzadeh. Republic, 2014. “Santa Baby,” written by Joan Javits, Philip Springer, and Tony Springer; performed by Eartha Kitt. RCA, 1953 “Santa’s Coming For Us,” written by Sia Furler and Greg Kurstin; performed by Sia. Everyday is Christmas, Atlantic, 2017.

    51 min

  7. 12/02/2024

    Forever... by Judy Blume

    Found on the state of Utah’s list of banned books in this year 2024, Judy Blume’s 1975 novel, Forever, is the subject of this week’s episode. Alyssa and Kevin discuss this book’s controversial reputation, and how it’s held up over time. Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.   Opening Credit Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credit Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Ms. Jackson,” written by André Benjamin, Antwan Patton, and David Sheats; performed by Outkast. Stankonia, LaFace/Arista, 2000. “Forever Your Girl,” written by Oliver Leiber; performed by Paula Abdul. Forever Your Girl, Virgin, 1988.  “I Love You Always Forever,” written and performed by Donna Lewis. Now in A Minute, Atlantic, 1996. “First Time,” written and performed by Lucy Dacus. Home Videos, Matador, 2021. “We Looked Like Giants,” written by Ben Gibbard, Nick Harmer, Jason McGerr, and Chris Walla; performed by Death Cab for Cutie. Transatlanticism, Barsuk, 2003. “Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes),” written by Tony Macaulay and Barry Mason; performed by Edison Lighthouse. Already, Bell, 1971 “Forever and For Always,” written by Robert John "Mutt" Lange and Eilleen Twain; performed by Shania Twain. Up!, Mercury, 2002. “Stay Forever,” written by Mickey Melchiondo and Aaron Freeman; performed by Ween. White Pepper, Elektra, 2000. “Always, Forever,” written by Romy Madley Croft, Donna Lewis, Henry Counsell, and Frederick Gibson; performed by Romy. Young, 2024.

    55 min

  8. 11/18/2024

    Lord of The Flies by William Golding (with special guest Julia Oschwald-Tilton)

    This week, Alyssa and Kevin are joined by an illustrious guest to discuss William Golding's 1954 debut novel, Lord of the Flies. Friend of the podcast and writer, Julia Oschwald-Tilton, join the duo to consider Little Free Library neighborhood dynamics, and this literary classic.    Alyssa Savino is a writer, a pop culture enthusiast, and is "deeply Midwestern." Subscribe to her newsletter, Soft Earlobe, listen to her "mini-podcast" (often about snacks) Xylophone Break, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram. Kevin Krein is a writer and host of the Anhedonic Headphones Podcast. His music writing (and some of his non-music writing) is on Anhedonic Headphones, or you can follow him on Twitter and Instagram.  Opening Credits Music: “Western Wind,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, ; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. The Loneliest Time, Interscope, 2022. Closing Credits Music: “Too Much,” written by Carly Rae Jepsen, John Hill, Jordan Palmer, Noonie Bao, and Sammy Leighton Clay; performed by Carly Rae Jepsen. Dedicated, Interscope, 2019. Episode Music Credits: “Lord of The Flies,” written by Steve Harris and Janick Gers; performed by Iron Maiden. The X Factor, EMI, 1995. “I Will Survive,” written by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris; performed by Cake. Fashion Nugget, Capricorn, 1996. “Everybody Wants to Rule The World,” written by Roland Orzabal, Ian Stanley, and Chris Hughes; performed by Tears for Fears. Songs From The Big Chair, Mercury, 1985. “Come Along,” written and performed by Cosmo Sheldrake. The Much Much How How and I, Transgressive, 2018. “Animal,” written by Dana Foote and Teddy O’Malley; performed by Sir Chloe. Party Favors, Atlantic, 2020. “Teen Idle,” written by Marina Diamandis; performed by MARINA. Electra Heart, Atlantic, 2011. “Some Nights,” written by Jeff Bhasker, Nate Ruess, Andrew Dost, and Jack Antonoff; performed by Fun. Some Nights, Atlantic, 2012. “Sign of The Times,” written by Harry Styles, Jeff Bhasker, Mitch Rowland, Ryan Nasci, Alex Salibian, and Tyler Johnson; performed by Harry Styles. Harry Styles, Columbia, 2017. “Black Hole Sun,” written by Chris Cornell; performed by Soundgarden. Superunknown, A&M, 1994. “Livin’ on The Edge,” written by Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, and Mark Hudson; performed by Aerosmith. Get A Grip, 1993, Geffen.  “Piggy,” written by Trent Reznor; performed by Nine Inch Nails. The Downward Spiral, Interscope/Nothing, 1994.

    1h 13m
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    Formerly known as A Reasonable Day, No Returns finds hosts Alyssa Savino and Kevin Krein discussing books that they find in Little Free Libraries.

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