A Schmuck and A Hottie

Scarlet Loralay and Ezzra Black
  • 4.3 (6)
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Let’s be honest. None of us know what we’re doing.. with anything. And since we're being honest, you know you've thought or done at least half of the things we have said. Consider us your inner monologue with NO FILTER! New Episodes every Wednesday! https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottie‬

  1. 10/20/2022

    There Are No Bears in New Mexico

    Send a text You know what Scarlet is really good at? Putting her foot in her mouth. Disclaimer: this is NOT an educational show. Join your favorite couple as Scarlet forces Ezzra to embrace the Spooky Season with some eerie stories. Did any of these stories make your skin crawl?  People Reveal Their Eeriest Experiences No One Believes -https://www.ranker.com/list/eerie-experiences-no-one-believes/amanda-ashley?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=snspost&pgid=128472013912354&utm_campaign=eerie-experiences-no-one-believes&fbclid=IwAR0ESHShHwoV_Qdzb58geTW7iRsqSS_PZeMXNn5vqpI3dIJ9Onp54bwi3E0 Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottie

    1h 13m

  2. 10/14/2022

    Marinating in 12 Peoples Urine

    Send a text Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they explore the mythology of Sanpaku Eyes. Naturally that leads them down the road of questionable decisions and dead bodies. Do you have Sanpaku Eyes? If so which type do you have? https://wakelet.com/wake/3lqnu7U94R https://www.tofugu.com/japan/sanpaku/ Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    45 min

  3. 10/05/2022

    Scarlet Knows Too Much

    Send a text Ezzra is starting to realize what exactly Scarlet's knowledge bank really holds. Join Ezzra and Scarlet as they debate shrinking panties and lies we believe in movies. Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottie

    56 min

  4. 09/21/2022

    I'm Ready to Shit.

    Send a text Inspired by one of our listeners emails, Scarlet and Ezzra explore the challenges of curb stomping shit down the drain and poop journals.  Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    1h 5m

  5. 09/14/2022

    One Erogenous Zone at A Time with Ragnar - Pt 2

    Send a text What's better a dick microphone or a c**t microphone? Join Scarlet, Ezzra, and their guest star Ragnar as they explore the lovely world of Unpopular Opinions.  Follow Ragnar -  Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnar Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    1h 7m

  6. 09/07/2022

    Ragnar Guest Stars - Pt 1

    Send a text Join Scarlet and Ezzra as they bring on their first guest host, Ragnar! Follow Ragnar -  Youtube - Ragnar's TableTwitter - @ericssonragnar Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    42 min

  7. 08/31/2022

    Units of Pillow in Chaotic Evil vs Chaotic Good

    Send a text We're back madafakas! What's your D&D Alignment? Everyone has a moral compass, but what that moral compass points to can be the difference between helping the little old lady cross the street or robbing her blind. Take your D&D Alignment Test and tell us what you got!  http://easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html Like what you hear? Please comment, subscribe, and rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: https://aschmuckandahottie.comEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    1h 6m

  8. 03/10/2022

    That Means You Wanna F*ck

    Send a text What are you like in bed? Just like personality types, did you know that there are sexual personalities types too? Scarlet and Ezzra hash out who's the bigger slut and why type of sexual partner Ezzra is. MTV's 11 Types of Sex Partners -  http://www.mtv.co.uk/life/news/11-types-of-sex-partners-youll-probably-experience-in-your-life Like what you hear? Please  rate our show!  You can reach/follow us at: Podcast Overload - https://t.co/QsyZG35nHohttps://linktr.ee/schmucknhottieEmail - aschmuckandahottie@gmail.com (Send us some topics or your questions. Tell us what you want to hear!)Twitter - @SchmuckNHottieInstagram - @SchmuckNHottieScarlet's TikTok - @theehealthyobsession

    1h 6m
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Ratings & Reviews

4.3
out of 5
6 Ratings

About

Let’s be honest. None of us know what we’re doing.. with anything. And since we're being honest, you know you've thought or done at least half of the things we have said. Consider us your inner monologue with NO FILTER! New Episodes every Wednesday! https://linktr.ee/schmucknhottie‬

Information

  • Creator
    Scarlet Loralay and Ezzra Black
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 A Schmuck and A Hottie
  • Show Website
    A Schmuck and A Hottie