12 episodes

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

Absolutely No Adventures Destiny Howell

    • Fiction
    • 4.8 • 33 Ratings

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

    1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

    1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

    In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 15 min
    1.2 Wicked Lost

    1.2 Wicked Lost

    In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 14 min
    1.3 Admission Impossible

    1.3 Admission Impossible

    In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 13 min
    1.4 Happy Days

    1.4 Happy Days

    Episode Notes
    In which Happy has a visitor.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 13 min
    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 11 min
    1.6 Post Mortem

    1.6 Post Mortem

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig receives some mail.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 12 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
33 Ratings

33 Ratings

Michayla18 ,

A new favorite

I love comedic fantasy, but it’s so rarely done at all, and so rarely done *well*. This hits the spot. This is a little reminiscent of the books of Pratchett, but a bit more modern feeling in its tone (only a bit). Looking forward to seeing more!

kids coren fan ,

Is it from a Christian view?

I am a Christian and I want to know more about our Lord

Someone532689 ,

I adore!!!

Lovely plots.
Lovely word play and prophesy finagling.
Lovely characters.
Lovely sound effects that add to the absolutely lovely storytelling.
Lovely emotion and character portrayal.
Lovely all around voice acting and script writing.
I adore. ‘Tis now a favorite of mine.
(Especially episode 11, Let Them Eat Wedding Gate)

Top Podcasts In Fiction

Wondery
QCODE
Tim Ferriss
The Merry Beggars
Striking Distance Studios
Rokh Podcast

You Might Also Like