11 episodes

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

Absolutely No Adventures Destiny Howell

    • Fiction
    • 4.9 • 16 Ratings

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

    1.10 Something New

    1.10 Something New

    In which things come full circle.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 13 min
    1.9 Last Action Hero

    1.9 Last Action Hero

    In which letters are read.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 11 min
    1.8 Something Im-portent

    1.8 Something Im-portent

    In which Sig is understandably concerned.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 11 min
    1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

    1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

    In which Bea's services are required.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 14 min
    1.6 Post Mortem

    1.6 Post Mortem

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig receives some mail.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 12 min
    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 11 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
16 Ratings

16 Ratings

Francesca2596 ,

Amazing 💛

Absolutely amazing, I hope there’s more to come 🙏🏻

CTXYZ2015 ,

Almost Perfect

This is great EXCEPT for Bea. The voice actress way overdoes her part and has an extremely annoying, Broadway-esque/failed theatre kid quality that is grating and unenjoyable. Without her character, or with a different actress, this show would be perfect.

Tresbet ,

Absolutely Loved

I had concerns about whether the episodes would be entertaining with only 10 minutes. The story by far exceeded my expectations with its charming story of a baker that many people try to rope into adventures, which he avoids at all cost. The voice acting is expertly-done. Each actor is perfectly matched for their character. This is also a podcast that you can listen to with the whole family and will keep you wanting more.

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