13 episodes

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

Absolutely No Adventures Destiny Howell

    • Fiction
    • 4.9 • 69 Ratings

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

    1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

    1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

    In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 15 min
    1.2 Wicked Lost

    1.2 Wicked Lost

    In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 14 min
    1.3 Admission Impossible

    1.3 Admission Impossible

    In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

    • 13 min
    1.4 Happy Days

    1.4 Happy Days

    Episode Notes
    In which Happy has a visitor.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 13 min
    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    1.5 Vampire Weekend

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 11 min
    1.6 Post Mortem

    1.6 Post Mortem

    Episode Notes
    In which Sig receives some mail.

    Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

    Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

    Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

    Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

    • 12 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
69 Ratings

69 Ratings

beaches and dream ,

Great premise!

Such a cute and new concept--no adventures, but with wit, engaging characters, and a cool new world. I really hope they make more.

Doboy@100 ,

What happened!?

Loving this podcast. But it stops. What happened?

Hayden adcock ,

Not bad

I like all the plot holes and other stuff but can they please bring it back it’s so good is

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