Everything’s a trend until it becomes your actual life. Paul is back on the pod, which means naturally we’re asking the important questions: Is MAGA finally losing steam? Are democratic socialists actually building something? Did we completely blow our chance to stop climate change? And after years of superhero fatigue, is Marvel somehow… back? Chibbi, Rooster, and Paul put the b******t hedging aside and call it: trending up, trending down, or plateaued. Along the way, we get into Trump’s cult of personality, why Democrats have the branding instincts of a dead shoe company, rural America versus data centers, our obsession with morally perfect leaders, Spider-Man (spoiler alert! (that Rooster didn't give Chibbi)), the new X-Men cast, and whether anybody actually knows what democratic socialism means. Also: Paul has beef with Mandy Lynn. Mandy Lynn does not know about the beef. 00:00 — Bugs to the face & Texas motorcycle safetyNothing says “welcome back” like getting assaulted by wildlife at 60 mph. 02:50 — Paul returns to settle some scoresOur Senior Black East Side Urban Correspondent™ explains why he’s been personally victimized by Mandy Lynn. Allegedly. 06:45 — TRENDING: The rulesNo hedging. No “well, it depends.” We’re calling it: up, down, or plateaued. 08:50 — Is MAGA finally trending down?Trump’s polling, voter remorse, Tucker Carlson, Joe Rogan, MAGA without Trump, Tea Party 2.0, and whether somebody else can inherit the movement. 20:00 — Will MAGA voters ever actually change their minds?Data centers, ICE facilities, rural communities, single-issue voting, Christian nationalism, and what happens when politics finally lands in your backyard. 27:25 — Democratic socialism: trending up?The rise of the left, Mamdani, Bernie, AOC, nonvoters becoming voters, and why “socialism” might be less frightening once people realize what the policies actually are. 34:20 — Democrats have a branding problemOr maybe the brand is exactly the problem. Featuring an unexpected Fila retrospective. 37:20 — Climate change: we missed the window, huh?Heat domes. Floods. Tornadoes. El Niño. Cities disappearing. Scientists screaming into the void while everybody else just keeps scrolling. 41:00 — Why we stop trusting expertsFauci, BLM, impossible purity tests, capitalist complicity, and why apparently anyone trying to improve society must also take a vow of poverty. 46:05 — Are superhero movies BACK?Spider-Man is huge. Supergirl bombed. Wonder Man deserved better. Doomsday is coming. So is Disney finally figuring out Marvel again? 54:40 — Let’s fight about the new X-Men castSadie Sink. Kit Connor. Storm. Rogue. Adam Driver’s enormous hands. Everybody gets judged. 1:01:20 — Maybe we’re all just looking for the next thingPolitics, movies, projects, dopamine—whatever keeps us hanging on. What’s trending up or down in your world right now? Tell us what we missed, because there’s a decent chance we’re bringing this segment back. 🎧 New episodes every Tuesday morning. Follow the pod and slide into the IG DMs with your hot takes, corrections, grievances, and unsolicited opinions. Chibbi: @gemineyesRooster: @roostmtzPaul: @pauldidit Subscribe, follow, rate the show, send an episode to your group chat, and continue helping the algorithm understand that there is an audience for three Texans talking shit about the collapse of civilization. Visit puropinchepod.com/pod to learn more and check out our merch!