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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Gold ENnie winning podcast, bringing immersive tabletop roleplaying games to your feed! We feature short campaigns and one-shots using Chaosium’s Call of Cthulhu and other systems. We know you’ll find something you love amongst our experimental blend of narrative and actual play series with horrifying, humorous, and dramatic stories. Join our Discord server to chat about the show and become a member of the Patreon posse to support our independent podcast. Supporters gain bonus content, early campaign access, ad-free episodes, and they even help us shape the story. If you enjoy any podcasts from The Glass Cannon Network, Dark Dice, The Adventure Zone, Dungeons & Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, How We Roll Podcast, or Pretending to be People, you may like us too.
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Ain't Slayed Nobody Ain’t Slayed Nobody

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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Gold ENnie winning podcast, bringing immersive tabletop roleplaying games to your feed! We feature short campaigns and one-shots using Chaosium’s Call of Cthulhu and other systems. We know you’ll find something you love amongst our experimental blend of narrative and actual play series with horrifying, humorous, and dramatic stories. Join our Discord server to chat about the show and become a member of the Patreon posse to support our independent podcast. Supporters gain bonus content, early campaign access, ad-free episodes, and they even help us shape the story. If you enjoy any podcasts from The Glass Cannon Network, Dark Dice, The Adventure Zone, Dungeons & Daddies, Worlds Beyond Number, How We Roll Podcast, or Pretending to be People, you may like us too.
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    Bleeker Trails S1 E1 - First Act

    Bleeker Trails S1 E1 - First Act

    There's trouble afoot in Junction, Texas, as the first half of our new posse arrives to join Dr. Bleeker's traveling medicine show. Eli the magician, Moni the acrobat, and Patience the sharpshooter quickly realize that things ain't quite right with these new folks they're performing for, and asking about it only leads to more questions.
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    Content warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Smoking
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer, Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry 
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
    Player Characters (in appearance order)
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    NPC Voices (in appearance order)
    Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
    cuppycup as Otis Bleeker, Floyd, William, crowd
    Danny Scott as Waldo, Travis, The Compere, crowd
    Will Baizer as Milford Hardpenny
    Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
    Erika Ludwig as Luna, William’s son, crowd
    Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
    Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
    Attila Puskás as Viktor
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Lucy the Boa
    Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Bleeker Trails S1 E2 - Mortal Coil

    Bleeker Trails S1 E2 - Mortal Coil

    As Eli decides what to do in the aftermath of his serpentine encounter, Patience and Moni deal with something going "bang" in the night before giving the townsfolk plenty of bang for their buck in an interesting audition. What the hell is happening in this town? How will this ragtag group come together in the end - or will they?
    Transcript: Download
    Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Sexual Themes, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Smoking
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer: cuppycup
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
    Player Characters
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
    Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
    NPC Voices
    Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
    cuppycup as William, crowd
    Danny Scott as Waldo, The Compere, Mr. Friend, crowd
    Will Baizer as Milford Hardpenny
    Graeme Patrick as crowd
    Erika Ludwig as Luna, William’s son, crowd
    Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
    Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
    Virginia Lee as crowd
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Chester Noises, crowd
    Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.

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    • 58 min
    Bleeker Trails S1 E3 - Purple Velvet

    Bleeker Trails S1 E3 - Purple Velvet

    Our posse becomes more involved in the medicine show as they try to figure out their places in Junction. Chester and Julius make their debut performances, with varying results, as Julius finds a new nemesis and Chester continues to terrify the townsfolk. Eli explores the animal enclosures and avoids Pinky, while Moni and Patience finally meet with Dr. Bleeker to discuss their future with the show. Will Moni's fiery performance help or hinder her prospects? Is Dr. Bleeker's snake oil responsible for the strange goings-on in town? And most importantly, can anyone pet Chester without losing a hand?
    Transcript: Download
    Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Alcohol, Addiction
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer: cuppycup
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    Player Characters
    London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
    Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    NPC Voices
    cuppycup as Floyd, Professor Bleeker, crowd
    Danny Scott as The Compere, Earl, crowd
    Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
    Erika Ludwig as Luna, crowd
    Aaron Burke as Jed Summers, crowd
    Virginia Lee as Gertrude, crowd
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Chester Noises, Tortoise, Hobo, crowd
    Attila Puskás as Viktor
    Emma Onasch as crowd
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
    Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.

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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Bleeker Trails S1 E4 - Tight Spot

    Bleeker Trails S1 E4 - Tight Spot

    Moni and Patience visit Lady Liggett the mystic to have their fortunes read before they officially join the Medicine Show. Meanwhile, Julius tries to get out of trouble, while Eli confronts Victor the snake handler and Chester has a very unsettling job interview with Dr. Bleeker. Will Moni pass her second interview to join the show? What are Bleeker's plans for Chester? And what in god's name is that unsettling screaming down near the tracks?
    Transcript: Download
    Content Warnings: Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer: cuppycup
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    Player Characters
    London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
    Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    NPC Voices
    Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
    cuppycup as Floyd, Professor Bleeker, crowd
    Danny Scott as The Compere, Mr. Friend, crowd
    Graeme Patrick as Jesse, crowd
    Erika Ludwig as crowd
    Aaron Burke as crowd
    Virginia Lee as Professor Jane Hackett, crowd
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Hobo, Crowd and Voice Effects for Chester, Tortoise, Pigeons, Rodents
    Attila Puskás as Viktor
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua
    Thank you to all of our Patreon posse members and special shoutout to our Marshal and Bounty Hunter level patrons: Heather P., Jim D., Mikah S., Desdinova, Steven R., Cody N., Jessen, David D., Sig-Free & Roy, Brandon B., Rich P., Dan A., YouHaveABuddy, Althalos, Michael R., Kevin M., Dustin B., packhuntcr, E.M.F.D., Caolán, Nathan H., Jeff F., Lancey Pants, Michael H., Killius Manjaro, Dylan M., Tensoon's Shadow, Drew M. AngriestBirdGod, Nathanael C., firecop890, Anthony D., Stephen D., Matthew C., Mario S., Dan F., Mendacii & YankE, Call Me Dirt, Chris B.

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    • 1 hr 15 min
    Bleeker Trails S1 E5 - Pipe Dream

    Bleeker Trails S1 E5 - Pipe Dream

    While Moni and Patience deal with the literal fallout from Junction's water stop crisis, Julius arrives in College Station on his mission for Professor Bleeker. New posse member Silas joins his quest through a chance encounter in a den of sin, and the two begin a dangerous romp through the tunnels beneath Texas Agricultural and Mechanical College. What's that strange chanting sound coming from the tunnels? Who is the mysterious Silas, anyway? And just what, exactly, is going on with Dr. Hackett and her...plants?
    Transcript: Download
    Content Warnings: Drug Use, Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer: cuppycup
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    Player Characters
    London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
    Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
    Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    NPC Voices
    cuppycup as Vet Student, conductor, extras
    Danny Scott as Mr. Friend, extras
    Virginia Lee as Professor Jane Hackett
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Hobo, extras
    Mike Perceval-Maxwell as the old man
    Yma O. Munoz as Doctor Diaz
    Shawn Reimer as Nolan Arnett
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua

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    • 1 hr 4 min
    Bleeker Trails S1 E6 - Block Party

    Bleeker Trails S1 E6 - Block Party

    Back in Junction, Moni, Patience, Chester, and Eli receive assignments from Professor Bleeker, while in College Station, Julius and his new friend Silas break into the jail to try and rescue Dr. Hackett's son Ambrose. The jail is full of deadly secrets and strange folks, and even if the two posse members find their quarry, they may not like what they discover. What strange experiments are being done in the town jail? Can the posse trust anyone who offers them assistance? And can Julius get through an episode without accidentally killing someone?
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    Content Warnings: Suicide, Self-Harm, Incarceration, Prison Experiments, Mental Illness with Delusions, Profanity, Violence, Harm to Animals, Rodents, Spiders
    Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
    Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
    Executive Producer: cuppycup
    Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
    Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
    Player Characters
    London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
    Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
    Brandon Wainerdi as Chester McCoy
    Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
    Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
    Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
    NPC Voices
    Danny Scott as Ambrose, prisoners
    Delton Engle-Sorrell as Clint, prisoners
    Virginia Lee as Gertrude
    Attila Puskas as Viktor, prisoner
    Erika Ludwig as Luna
    cuppycup as extras
    “Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
    Cover Art Designer: Ewerton Lua https://www.artstation.com/ewertonlua

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    • 55 min

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