Altered Judgement

Alex,Joe,and Pat

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COMEDY
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Raw Perspectives and Unfiltered Conversations! Morning radio energy meets late-night talk show vibes. Alex, Joe,and Pat discuss everything over cold beers—from life stories to the unexplained. New episodes bi-weekly! Grab your favorite drink and Enjoy!

6D AGO · BONUS

Altered Last Call: One for the Road

We had so much content from Episode 6 that we couldn't fit it all in one episode so we introduce you to the "last call" episode. The last call label will be applied to episodes generated from main episode shooting but not quite enough to warrant their own numerical title. The hosts of Altered Judgement dive into a variety of topics, starting with humorous observations about the "pink tax" and the absurdity of men's grooming products. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they discuss Pats Upbringing in coal country, and the legend of Centralia, Pennsylvania. After sharing a wild story about a chaotic night at Penn State, the mood shifts as Joe opens up about the challenges of 2025, specifically the loss of his father and the bonds that were formed around it. The episode serves as a tribute to their parents and a reflection on how their upbringing shaped the very show they are filming. Chapters: 00:00 - Introduction 01:34 - The Pink Tax & Shaving 03:20 - Grooming Marketing 04:30 - High School Smells 07:05 - Dateline Parody 09:40 - Coal Country Roots 11:40 - The Silent Hill Town 15:30- West Virginia & Road Trips 18:20 - The Penn State Incident 23:42 - Drunk Science 25:25 - Final Destination Fears 27:10 - Spuddy Buddy Sauce 30:31 - Parenting & Protecting Daughters 34:40 - Father-Son Dynamics 36:12 - A Tough Year 37:38 - Grief & Responsibility 40:16 - Honoring Memories 41:40 - Closing Reflections.

45 min
FEB 5

Episode 6: No Signs of Intelligent Life

In this episode of Altered Judgement, hosts Joe, Alex, and Pat dive into the extraterrestrial. The episode begins with some housekeeping regarding past fan votes and a charitable donation to Harley's Haven Dog Rescue. After a mysterious "intermission" involving some alien visitors in the studio, the guys return to discuss their favorite sci-fi movies and assemble their ultimate survival teams for an alien invasion. They wrap up with a segment on personal "gripes," covering everything from bowling alley etiquette to snowy parking spot etiquette. Episode Chapters: 00:00 Intro & Podcast Milestones 01:00 Housekeeping & Nibs Punishment 04:51 Charity Donation: Harley’s Haven Dog Rescue 06:47 Altered Journeys & Upcoming Events 1 11:38 Intermission: No Signs of Intelligent Life 15:13 Top 3 Alien & Space Movies 38:37 Alien Invasion Survival Teams (Draft) 49:39 Personal Gripes: Bowling Alley Etiquette 59:41 Personal Gripes: Snow & Parking Etiquette 01:04:50 Wrap Up & Next Episode Teaser

1h 10m
JAN 30 · BONUS

Altered Journeys VlogCast: The Perkasie Ale Trail

Welcome to the debut of Altered Journeys! We’ve officially stepped out of the studio to bring you our first-ever "VlogCast". At the core, we are still the Altered Judgment crew you know and love, but we’re taking the conversation on the road. In this series premiere, Joe and I tackle the Perkasie Ale Trail—exploring the town’s best breweries, one pint at a time. Stay tuned until the end to see Pat make his "perfectly timed" appearance at the finish line! This is just the beginning of a new style of content for us. We’re moving, we’re tasting, and we’re bringing you along for the ride Stops on the Trail: The Perk Free Will Brewing The Ram Mystic Ways Van Lieu’s Brewing COMING SOON: Don’t miss our next journey at the Perkasie Celtic Fest! ☘️ Altered Journeys: Perkasie Ale Trail Chapters: 00:00:12 - Intro & Where Are We? 00:02:27 - Stop 1: The Perk & Food Vlogger Vibes 00:06:21 - The Ultimate French Onion Soup & Cheese Pull 00:08:43 - The Walnut Street Wobble: Planning the Route 00:10:34 - Stop 2: Free Will Brewing (Cloud Farm Collab) 00:13:02 - Wrapping up at Free Will: Stout Talk & PA Liquor Laws 00:14:47 - Riffing: The Decline of DVDs & Movie Theater Experiences 00:24:19 - Stop 3: The Ram – Rooftop Views & Stairway Cardio 00:38:06 - Did We Just Talk to a Ghost? (Casper 2.0) 00:44:14 - The Unofficial Stop: Oldtown Restaurant & Tavern 00:46:14 - Stop 4: Mystic Ways Brewing – Meeting Wes & Alice in Wonderland Vibes 01:00:50 - Braving the Tundra: The Walk to the Promised Land 01:03:17 - Final Stop: Van Lieu’s Brewing & Spuddy Buddy Fries 01:14:10 - Pat Finally Arrives & Final Cheers

1h 15m
JAN 26 · BONUS

Altered Minisode : The Malort Confessions

In This Episode:The Shot Heard 'Round the Studio: Watch as three grown men lose their dignity in real-time.The Pop Star Paradox: Our taste buds were so traumatized we somehow managed to confuse Rebecca Black with Carly Rae Jepsen. (We’re sorry, Carly. We’re sorry, Rebecca.)The Chicago Badge of Honor: Roasting the world’s most hated liqueur while acknowledging that we have finally earned our stripes.Colorful Commentary: We use every "distinguished" and "degenerate" word in our vocabulary to describe the aftertaste.🚨 CALL TO ACTION: SEND US YOUR WORST!Do you have a local "staple" food or drink that is absolutely horrific? Is there a regional delicacy that tastes like a dare? We want to try it.If you have a suggestion for the next thing we should subject ourselves to, reach out to us: 📧 Contact: alteredjudgement.com 📱 Socials: Tag us with your local "Malort equivalents." Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 - Introduction & The Malort Setup 00:01:28 - Chicago History & Rights of Passage 00:03:09 - Philly vs. Chicago Sports Talk 00:03:55 - The Tasting: "Cheers Chicago" 00:04:41 - The Vile Aftermath 00:06:22 - The "Double Down" 00:08:11 - The Perfume & Battery Comparison 00:10:45 - Zero Redeeming Qualities 00:13:55 - Future Challenges & Closing Discussion

15 min
JAN 22

Episode 5 Distinguished Degenerates

Welcome to a refined yet reckless session of the Altered Judgement podcast. In this episode, we lean into our new identity as Distinguished Degenerates—bringing you high-class commentary on the lowest-brow topics.From the historical accuracy of medieval cannabis to the structural integrity of toilet paper, Joe, Pat, and Alex dive deep into the things that truly matter. We also take a wild call from a bachelorette party and discuss the local legend, Nibs the Squirrel....and many other things that would make our mothers worry. Distinguished Degenerates Chapters: Episode Chapters: 0:00:00 Intro & Medical Warning 00:01:06 The "Distinguished" Theme & Swear Jar 00:02:17 Getting Started (Cannabis & Drinks) 00:04:14 Role Models Bit & Pre-Meme Entertainment 00:07:08 Bourbon & Van Lieu's Ember Beer Pairing 00:09:41 Conspiracy Cast Teaser & Triple H Promos 00:11:47 Nibs Next Door & Squirrel Content 00:15:29 The Puppet Challenge 00:18:21 Bachelorette Party Call-In (Live Karaoke) 00:25:05 The Public Restroom Toilet Paper Test 00:27:54 Bidets vs. Roman Poop Sponges 00:30:30 Cell Phone Outage & Reliability 00:33:48 Streaming Services vs. Cable's Comeback 00:37:44 Decline of Customer Service & Tipping Culture 00:41:31 Donut Wars: Yum Yum vs. Dunkin 00:42:51 Wawa vs. Sheetz Turf War 00:44:47 Gas Station Fried Chicken & Rising Costs 00:46:18 What Defines a "90s Kid"? 00:50:03 Closing & The $100 Charity Donation 00:52:31 Kill Lincoln & The Modern Ska Scene 00:55:24 Final Sign-off & Fourth Mic Update

59 min
JAN 8

Episode 4: The Co-Pilot

2025 was just the warm-up. 2026 is the real deal. We spent our first three episodes listening, learning, and leveling up. Now, we’re proud to present Altered Judgement exactly how it was meant to be seen and heard: • Perfected Audio 🎧 • Refined Visuals 📺 • Pure Energy 🔥 This is the standard. This is the identity. This is Altered Judgement. Grab your favorite beverage, get comfortable, and enjoy "The Co-Pilot." Episode Chapters:00:00:00 Intro: New Year, New Look 00:03:13 alteredjudgment.com The Boomer-Friendly Site 00:05:30 The Fourth Mic: Join the Show 00:07:09 Van Lieus Brews: Local Brewery Spotlight 00:10:30 Tasting: Lieus Light 00:12:28 Tasting: Burial Ground (7% ABV IPA) 00:16:16 Tasting: Tiger Tears 00:18:46 The "Man Sprout" & Failed Hairstyles 00:21:07 The No-Beard Photo Challenge 00:22:13 Story: The Half-Shaved Face Pizza Delivery 00:23:55 Beer League Hockey & The Beard Trophy 00:25:30 Rant: The "Too Many Men" Penalty00:33:44 Retail Nightmares: Ice Cream & MacBooks 00:41:20 Concept: The "Retail Purge" Day 00:44:50 The 1930s "Classic" Voice Takes Over 00:51:09 Joe’s High Note: Advice from a "Gummy" 00:53:14 Joe’s Stand-up Journey 00:56:23 The "Just Do It" Philosophy for 2026 01:00:56 Perkasie Ale Trail & Closing Cheers

1h 7m
12/18/2025

Episode 3: Altered Holiday Special Part 2

Part two of our Altered Holiday Special. We jump right into it with our Lets Talk Holiday Edition Segment. We then have an Epic Holiday Movie Showdown where we crown the Ultimate Holiday Movie... In our Opinion. We follow it up with something you won't want to miss and you see a side of Joe you may never have thought you would. We toast to 2025 and give it a proper send off! (With a bang) Then we let you know what to expect from Altered Judgment in 2026. This is our 2025 Magnum Opus. The episode where we truly believe you get a full taste of our identity and the caliber of product we plan to deliver in 2026 and beyond. We hit our stride and hope you agree! Happy Holidays and we hope to see you next year. We have MANY MANY bigs things in store in the Altered Judgement Universe! Chapters: 00:00 Introduction to Altered Holidays Special Part 2 01:35 The Magic of the Holiday Season 03:19 Experiencing the Holidays as Parents 07:21 Elf on the Shelf and Holiday Traditions 09:12 Hoarding for the Holidays 11:10 Reflections on the Holiday Season 12:07 Holiday Baking Shows and Over-Saturation 15:12 Christmas Lights and Decorations 16:19 The Experience of Cutting Down a Christmas Tree 20:16 Modernizing Holiday Traditions 22:41 Timeless Holiday Movies and Traditions 24:35 Porcelain Trees and Family Heirlooms 26:47 Sentimental Holiday Decor 29:38 Holiday Movie Showdown Begins 30:01 Home Alone vs. Home Alone 2 33:07 Die Hard vs. Jingle All the Way 35:35 The Santa Claus vs. Christmas Vacation 39:31 Charlie Brown Christmas vs. Rudolph 44:20 The Grinch vs. Muppet Christmas Carol 47:09 Frosty the Snowman vs. Bad Santa 49:11 The Great Christmas Movie Debate 54:03 Semi-Final Showdowns 01:00:00 The Ultimate Christmas Movie Champion 01:01:00 A Personal Reflection on the Year 01:07:56 Cheers to New Beginnings

1h 13m
12/11/2025

Episode 2: Altered Holiday Special Part 1

Part one of the Altered Judgment Holiday Special. We handle some housekeeping and announce our contest winners! Joe makes an apology to a special listener. We let you know what's to come on this epic holiday endeavor. Thanksgiving traditions, and an extremely sus injectable butter are talked about. We address the struggles our beloved Philadelphia Eagles are having. Black Friday just isn't the same anymore and Pat has a strange Black Friday encounter. Part 1 wraps up with a festive feast where we try to debunk some holiday foods that may just be getting an unwarranted bad wrap. Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro: The Altered Holiday Special 00:02:52 T-Shirt Winners & Housekeeping 00:04:13 An Apology & Engine 19 Beer 00:06:45 Roadmap for the Special 00:08:44 The Fourth Mic: Neighbor Joe 00:10:33 Thanksgiving Recap: Deep Fried Turkeys 00:15:00 Top 3 Favorite Thanksgiving Sides 00:22:04 Dessert Debates & Pumpkin Obsession 00:23:04 The Birds Rant: Eagles Talk 00:34:07 Black Friday Nostalgia & Malls 00:35:58 Pat’s Outlet Mall Traffic Saga 00:40:03 Festive Feast: Holiday Tasting Intro 00:41:45 Eggnog Taste Test: Jet Fuel vs. Real 00:45:15 Tasting: Fresh Baked Fruit Cake 00:46:46 Tasting: The 8-Hour Figgy Pudding 00:48:42 Closing Cheers & Outro

50 min
11/18/2025

Episode 1: The Pilot

Welcome to Altered Judgement! We finally hit the record button, and it immediately goes off the rails. Episode Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro: Welcome to Altered Judgement 00:01:00 Origin Story: From the Parking Lot to the Mic 00:04:34 Hockey Talk: Flyers vs. Senators Recap 00:05:30 NHL Standings & Early Season Surprises 00:08:12 Shootout Strategy & Bobby Brink 00:09:44 Engine 19: The Dogfish Head Collab 00:10:52 News You Can’t Use: Japanese Butt Breathing 00:15:23 Wawa Parking Lot & Road Rage Survival 00:19:21 Satisfying Road Justice Stories 00:20:40 Comparing Drivers: Jersey, Carolina, & Beyond 00:23:05 The Great Roundabout Debate 00:27:30 Road Rage & Kindness Thumbs Up 00:29:43 The Destination Parking Struggle 00:32:28 Parking Lot Pet Peeves & The Beamer Rule 00:35:00 Gen Alpha Slang: Decoding "67" 00:38:51 Why Time Feels Faster as You Get Older 00:41:21 News You Can’t Use: Diego the Sex Turtle 00:43:32 Wrapping Up: Future Holiday Plans 00:46:25 Closing Thoughts: All Hail the Sex Turtle

47 min

9 Episodes

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Raw Perspectives and Unfiltered Conversations! Morning radio energy meets late-night talk show vibes. Alex, Joe,and Pat discuss everything over cold beers—from life stories to the unexplained. New episodes bi-weekly! Grab your favorite drink and Enjoy!

Creator

Alex,Joe,and Pat
Years Active

2025 - 2026
Episodes

9
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Alex,Joe,and Pat
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