and also Kathy and Kristine

We’re just two girls standing in front of you asking you to run in here and come get y’all’s Value Brand Cullens cuz we don’t want them. Chapter 15 of Life and Death. Sorry for the delay!

We cover chapter 14 of Life & Death. Kristine continues to be the biggest Royal/Edythe Truther. We go on several tangents and then eventually land on the very important point that you should get vaccinated. Your balls will be fine.

Chapter 13 of Life and Death! It’s the meadow scene where Beau almost breaks out into several Hozier songs. Disclaimer: Gets loud and no dogs were hurt in the filming of this episode.

Chapter 12 of Life and Death and we really have to stop expecting Stephenie Meyer to be anything but the worst.

It is the one year anniversary of and also! We’re so proud we’ve stuck with it. In this episode we discuss Chapter 11 of Life and Death and also rant about the sexism in Stephenie Meyer’s portrayal of Edythe Cullen. Obviously. We will always slander Stephenie.

Chapter 10 of Life and Death. The toxicity levels in this chapter are astronomical and Jeremy becomes the unexpected villain of the piece. Justice for Jessica Stanley. Warning: loud laughter in this episode.