Ascension To Ten

Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan
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A funny and entertaining Sci-Fi movie review podcast with childhood friends that uses a unique 11-point rating scale Ascension to 10. Your main hosts, JAD and Spenny, and their producer/occasional host Bry use their longtime friendship to tell stories of their younger years. They look for movies that have been lost or purposely forgotten and hope you will come on the journey with them.

  1. Episode 56: No Destination in Mind || Mayflower II Movie Review

    05/29/2024

    Episode 56: No Destination in Mind || Mayflower II Movie Review

    We’re back!!! No amount of technical difficulties could stand in our way this time.   Spenny had some assembly required and stranded himself, JAD tells not one, but two magnet stories as part of a larger story about seaming, and the Cold Case segment returns. The bois discuss the movie Mayflower II, a story about getting lost in space.  Don’t watch it. Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 12m
  2. Episode 55: This movie gave us a brain parasite || The Fifth Wave Movie Review

    05/16/2024

    Episode 55: This movie gave us a brain parasite || The Fifth Wave Movie Review

    Remember when we said we were back in a rhythm and on a strict recording and publishing schedule?  Me neither!! Spenny kicked things off this episode by trying his best to get the show canceled, the bois talk about garage doors, and JAD makes fun of his wife.  We also talk about The Fifth Wave, which is a very bad movie. Sorry this took so long to get out.  Thanks for sticking with us! Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 6m

  3. 04/17/2024

    Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie Review

    Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie Review Let’s do this! Birdemic is in the building, ladies and gentlemen! This has been long awaited, and we had to roll without Bryan to get it done. Wowwie! This movie takes things to a new level. It starts off with lots of time watching a guy drive a rental Mustang and everyone achieving their career goals. A clear-cut happens when birds are everywhere, and everyone is dying! It is ridiculous and entertaining but also a bit sad. The creator of this film felt he put his passion into this and people thought it was suppose to be funny. It was not… Awkward turtles all around! We also discuss JAD’s endless search for a good fade and reminisce about the “Showdown at BV Corral.” Spenny and JAD spend a minute talking about actual good scifi to interrupt your normal programming. We hope you enjoy the show, and thanks for listening! Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 29m

  4. 03/06/2024

    Episode 53: Metal Hands || Knights of the Zodiac Movie Review

    We’re in Season 2 at last!  That’s right, whatever conditions were previously set for Season 2 to start, uhhh, we met those.  Sure. Anyways, we’re back after yet another long hiatus.  If you’ve stuck around, thank you for your patience!  We really appreciate your time.  On this episode, Spenny gets philosophical right away, leading the bois down a path discussing corn (maize if you will), palaces, and latin vocalizations at Ron Jon surf shop.  The bois also discuss getting robbed of scaccia, essentially at knife point, salt life, and things never before seen.  We also discuss the movie Knights of the Zodiac, a movie about hands.   Want to learn how to make scaccia? Check out our sister youtube channel TootTootLoungeMultiMedia  Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 9m
  5. Episode 52: Replaced by AI || 65 Movie Review

    11/01/2023

    Episode 52: Replaced by AI || 65 Movie Review

    It’s a trio!  That’s right the whole crew is back and ready to talk about the movie 65, a movie about aliens fighting dinosaurs or something.  JAD talks about softball, gold scooters, staying visible at night, and he even gives an update to a fan favorite segment: magnet stories!  In addition, JAD prepared a new segment for the bois in which they discuss how close Artificial Intelligence is to taking over, not only the world, but the Ascension to Ten podcast itself.  You won’t want to miss this discussion. Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 24m

  6. 10/18/2023

    Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie Reviews

    Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie Reviews Well, we finally did. We didn’t watch the same movie, and you’ll see JAD and Spenny scramble to put together a double movie review without the other ever seeing the movie the other watched. JAd watched Evil Dead, and Spenny watched Army of Darkness. Based on the movie's description, Spenny got the better end of the deal. Spenny goes off on his cat pooping, and The Bois reminisce about Valley Springs, SD, and the old-school elementary.  Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 13m

  7. 10/04/2023

    Episode 50: Hardcore Hotels || Highlander Movie Review

    The bois jumped through a time vortex and are back to do a bit of podcasting.   Highlander was on deck this week, but we’ve been gone so long, we forgot how to review it.   That actually has more to do with all the stories we told.  Spenny went on a vacation that was fine, JAD solved his transportation problems, and the two remember an epic SPAM from 2002.   Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 10m

  8. 08/30/2023

    Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie Review

    Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie Review The bois have been sitting on this one for a while. Both pre and post production. Its finally time to unveil the most ridiculous movies we’ve watch in a while and that includes velocipastor. This week we review In The Name of the King Movie. They literally had to rewrite 70% of this movie because the story was so close to the Lord of the Rings movies. Either way, the bois dunk on this one JAD entertains us with a doozy of a story of being a renter and that absolute chaos of handymen coming to fix things that don’t need to be fixed and causing more problems after they arrive. Want to share a Typical Day story with us?  Want to recommend a movie?  Want to add to a previous review?    Please write to us at Bois@ascension2ten.com. Want to support the show? Check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/a2ten Find us on YouTube at Ascension To Ten Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAQqbR63esrLcQL7e4HOInQ www.twitter.com/ascension2TEN www.instagram.com/ascension2ten www.facebook.com/Ascension2ten www.ascension2ten.com Love the music?  Check out more from Bryan (Companyon) www.companyonmusic.com www.youtube.com/c/COMPANYONmusic/featured www.instagram.com/companyonmusic/ open.spotify.com/artist/2oZvjHfG5MjGWO1cu0dvRV?si=J3HxlVSkRpylwNGNMZFlIA

    1h 10m
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A funny and entertaining Sci-Fi movie review podcast with childhood friends that uses a unique 11-point rating scale Ascension to 10. Your main hosts, JAD and Spenny, and their producer/occasional host Bry use their longtime friendship to tell stories of their younger years. They look for movies that have been lost or purposely forgotten and hope you will come on the journey with them.

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  • Creator
    Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    59
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Ascension To Ten
  • Show Website
    Ascension To Ten