11 episodes
Assassin.ly Sam Barbaro
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5.0 • 5 Ratings
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Assassin.ly follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom's basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit.
Assassin.ly ** is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice.
Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com
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Episode 8 - Special Election
The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.
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Episode 7 - Acquired
After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.
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Minisode - Interrogation
The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.
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Episode 6 - Murder Games
In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.
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Episode 5 - Defunded
Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.
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Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing
Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.