Dive Bar Astrology

Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp
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A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.

  1. 1D AGO

    El Mercury Retrograde

    In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 12m

  2. FEB 24

    Lunar Eclipsemaxxing at the Hog Line

    In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 28m

  3. FEB 10

    Iguana Coffins in the Eclipse Portal

    In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Follow Us on Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 43m

  4. FEB 5 · BONUS

    UPDATE: Same Show, New Name!

    We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, February 10, 2026. Follow us into the dive bar! Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Subscribe to Jess' Patreon: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @divebarastrology | @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    2 min

  5. JAN 27

    The Still Point of the Turning World Point

    In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    55 min

  6. JAN 13

    The Kilt is Off: 2026 Astrology Forecast

    In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 15m

  7. 12/30/2025

    Auld Lang Sign

    In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 3m

  8. 12/16/2025

    'Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses

    In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    59 min
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About

A biweekly astrology podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss planetary transits and cultural goings-on.

Information

  • Creator
    Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    54
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Dive Bar Astrology

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