Inkblot Astrology

Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp
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A biweekly podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss the planets and cultural goings-on.

  1. 5D AGO

    Auld Lang Sign

    In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 3m

  2. 12/16/2025

    'Twas the Ep Before Christmas & All Through the Houses

    In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    59 min

  3. 12/02/2025

    Take Me To Your Reader

    In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 15m

  4. 11/18/2025

    Ursa Mayor

    In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 6m

  5. 11/04/2025

    Trine and Punishment

    In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue's new editor. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 21m

  6. 10/21/2025

    The Tell-Tale Chart

    In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe's natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate's own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift's album release, Greta Thunberg's power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    2h 1m
  7. Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet

    10/07/2025

    Twin Peaks, PSLs & the Fall of the Internet

    In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 13m
  8. Total Eclipse of the Chart

    09/23/2025

    Total Eclipse of the Chart

    In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike's new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe: Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Instagram: @inkblot_astro | @kronosastrology Tiktok: @inkblotastrology | @kronosastrology

    1h 31m
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About

A biweekly podcast where chronically online astrologers Jess Abbott of Inkblot Astrology and Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology discuss the planets and cultural goings-on.

Information

  • Creator
    Jess Abbott & Kate Kettelkamp
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    48
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Inkblot Astrology

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