Attention HellMart Shoppers! Harmless Entertainment
-
- Fiction
-
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.
-
Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.
Voice Cast:
Thoreau Smiley
Moon Smiley
Alaric Weber
Jordan Cobb
Julia Schifini
Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at
https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment
Follow us on Twitter!
Join the conversation in our Facebook Group!
https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia
https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694
Buy some Merch!
https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers
Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849
1994 iTunes
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508 -
There's no Business Like Hell Business
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.
-
Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.
-
Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.
-
Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do
Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.
-
Mini Episode 22: Employee Review
Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.
Customer Reviews
Funny, entertaining, unbalanced voice acting and overdone jokes
Definitely worth a listen. It’s funny, decent story line and is just fun to listen to. I’ve listened to basically every audio drama out there. This sits in the middles
Production is good, jokes are funny.. some of the jokes just don’t age well and they over do it a lot. Some of the voice acting is just bad… you can get through it but it’s not good
Love this show!
A really fun cast of characters. Hoping they come back for more episodes.
Great podcast - Retail at its finest!
As someone who has worked in retail for several years, this podcast does a great job of detailing some of the adventures I’ve had. No, Pumpkins Kings or possessed TVs were involved, but the humor, antics, and camaraderie, and drama amongst the staff are spot on. Great audio talent, editing, and storyline. Recommend for anybody with dark sense of humor (and has been traumatized by retail ;) ).
Can’t wait for season two!