Attractioneers

Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison
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Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

  1. Ep. 13 - Sega & Sanrio

    07/08/2025

    Ep. 13 - Sega & Sanrio

    Chelsea and Sean talk about their experience at House Sonic and House Hello Kitty, AKA Sega Joypolis and Sanrio Puroland. ---------- Follow us on Bluesky: @Sean8urson.bsky.social @chelccruzy.bsky.social @Attractioneers.bsky.social Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan: @sheeprilyn.bsky.social Themes by Jacob Strick: @jacobstrick.bsky.social

    1h 20m
  2. Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea

    05/20/2025

    Ep. 12 - Tokyo DisneySea

    Sean and Chelsea definitely JUST got back from Japan and rushed to the podcasting machine to tell you all about their time at Tokyo DisneySea

    1h 31m

  3. 11/26/2024

    Ep. 11 - LA Haunts 2024

    Chelsea and Sean return from a long slumber for a belated Halloween even discussion. Thrills, Chills and a third scary thing await in this dive into 2024's LA haunts. ---------- Follow us on Bluesky: @Attractioneers.bsky.social Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan: @sheeprilyn.bsky.social Themes by Jacob Strick: @jacobstrick.bsky.social

    1h 16m

  4. 05/22/2024

    Ep. 10 - Popcorn at Disney

    Wet Willy and the Corn Queen talk about popcorn farts, souvenir buckets and whatever the hell hot dog popcorn is. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

    1h 28m

  5. 05/07/2024

    Ep. 9 - Universal Studio Tour/Tram 60th Anniversary

    Sean and Chelsea discuss getting pissed on by Universal rides, the mid nature of the Studio Tour and how much Sean hates Fast and the Furious. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

    1h 40m

  6. 03/19/2024

    Ep. 8 - The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man (with Kevin Kalbfeld)

    Theme park designer Kevin Kalbfeld (@Kevinkalbfelddesigns) joins to talk about why The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man is so dang good. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Themes and audio engineering by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

    1h 39m

  7. 03/05/2024

    Ep. 7 - Mr. Toad's Wild Ride (with Jane Mahoney)

    Local Peter Pan freak Jane Mahoney (@ItsJaneMahoney) goes to toad hell with Chelsea and Sean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

    1h 31m

  8. 02/13/2024

    Ep. 6 - Pirates of the Caribbean (with Kris Dobbins)

    Kris Dobbins (@C_Dobbins) joins the Attractioneers to talk Berms, Bromine and Pirates of the Caribbean. Follow the podcast on BlueSky! (@Attractioneers.bsky.social) Cover art by Aprilyn Cunanan (@sheeprilyn) Opening and closing theme by Jacob Strick (@JakeStrick)

    1h 45m
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Theme parks are a weird, perilous terrain — fraught with odd history and complex corporate nonsense. But have no fear, the ATTRACTIONEERS are here! Join Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison as they take you on a tour through the buckwild world of themed entertainment.

Information

  • Creator
    Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chelsea Cruz and Sean Aitchison
  • Show Website
    Attractioneers