Avast! Ye Scoundrel

Rick Storer, Michael Zalusky
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Avast! Ye Scoundrel: It's not about stuff. Your hosts, California-based comedians Rick Storer and Michael Zalusky, take you on a magical boat ride down the Stream of Consciousness. Usually an interesting guest stops by, and we always have a good time.

  1. 04/08/2018

    022 - Tito's Vodka Presents Here's What I'm Thinkin' (with Kevin Tienken and Bryan Vokey)

    After our longest and most anticipation-grabbing hiatus yet, Avast! returns with the long-awaited 22nd episode. As you know, 22 is a magic number that signals the arrival of a great many new listeners. Your horoscope says share this episode, and all the classic A!YS episodes with a close friend or family member, to bring good fortune onto your household and increase the fertility of your local owl population. In this epi-epi, we have comedians and friends Kevin Tienken and Bryan Vokey in front of the mics and we have fun with voices, discuss all the oceans and the various Queenslands, we talk Serious Stuff, advertise Meester Keester's Bird Feasters, ask important horse/alcohol related questions, use spanking as a form of currency, and try not to ruin Marc Maron's career. Oh, and BoTWoT, of course. Thai Palms! Tye Palms! Bailing! The theatre! And more! Right click here to download the episode Follow Bryan Vokey @bryanjvokey Follow Kevin Tienken @kevintienken Follow Avast! Ye Scoundrel @avastcast Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 21m

  2. 12/14/2017

    021 - Afterbirth With Archie (with Kevin Castaniero)

    Another amazing episode in the books, kids. In this week's installment, we talk to freelance comic book artist Kevin Castaniero about topics such as: Rick and Mike going to the Bakersfield comedy competition, having a show-c**k, an actually informative discussion on how comics are made, the right way to read a book, drawing sisters, popping a guy's eyes out on panel 5, the new 007 logo, Michael's graphic novel, the school of Q*Bert, the Animorphs mythos, waifu body pillows, and bad movies being good movies. We top it all off with a classic dollop of BoTWoT, and we call it a day. It's a good one, guys! Hit-coms! Backpage! Abe Vigoda! Project Eliminator! And more! Follow Kevin @countpagan on twitter and instagram, and your buds at Avast! @avastcast on twitter and facebook! Should we get an instagram? I don't know! Right click here to download the episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 38m

  3. 11/12/2017

    020 - Opposite Disneyland (with Mitch Shira)

    Back just in time for the holiday season, Avast! Ye Scoundrel presents our 20th episode! Recorded with our good friend and local bartender/ entertainment producer Mitch Shira, this installment features all the hallmarks of a classic A!YS episode. We converse on such topics as oily frog backs, Michael's dirty house, our favorite words, cronuts, holiday themed pornography, obligatory politics, roleplaying, better names for things, we bring back Holiday of the Day, a dog is momentarily noisy, we talk about being mad, give some great advice, and experience probably the coolest BoTWoT ever. Also, yes, I know, 4 Non Blondes is a 90s band. Chemtrails! Sh*t! Watermelons! And more! Right click here to download this episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 15m

  4. 10/05/2017

    019 - Yorkcentennial Man (with Bruce Gray and Zach Stein)

    This episode was so much fun to record. The boys from the Friends Forever podcast stop by and we have a blast from the past. Well, not from the past, but still a blast. Zach and Bruce chat with us about fish mental health, the Jewish celebration of Yom Kippur, living in the nice part of Detroit, living in the Detroit of California, school jobs, being sent to the wilderness as punishment, Being sent to the wilderness as part of a reality show, the guy who hit his legs on the boat on Titanic, Zach being a hero to women, we bring back a classic segment, and of course, BoTWoT! Therapy slaves! Bad targets! Insured legs! Ladygirls! And more! Right Click Here To Download The Episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 6m

  5. 09/14/2017

    018 - You're Washing Off God's Kisses (with Nick Malizia)

    Avast! We're back with another fantastic episode, this week featuring our good buddy and local comic Nick Malizia. We really ramble in this one, and have conversations about things such as our favorite birthday songs, yo-yos, snake sounds, Pokemon, Angelas both Lansbury and Merkel, Radiohead unboxing videos, music, and Walk Hard. We also introduce a new game with absolutely no preparation whatsoever! Don't worry, we still did BoTWoT. This episode was a lot of fun and Nick is hilarious. Do the dang thing! The various majors! A totally f****d up question! Billy Corgan! And more! Right click here to download the episode Follow us on Twitter or Facebook @AvastCast Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 26m

  6. 08/22/2017

    No One's Ever Been Stabbed With A Dreidel Before (with Howie Walfish)

    Ok, look. I know, I know. We've been gone a long time. And I'm sorry about that. I really am. We here at Avast! Ye Scoundrel (Me and Michael) value our listeners and feel just terrible that we have been gone so long with no explanation. But guess what? We're back. We. Are. Back. And we bring to you the weirdest episode ever recorded. This extra-long episode features entertainer/ comedian/ delightfully eccentric person Howie Walfish, who stops by the show to, uh, wow. Well it's hard to explain. He tells us a lot of amazing stories, he comes clean about his past, announces his candidacy for mayor of Morro Bay, and focuses on race. It's a fun, dangerous episode, the perfect one to bring us right back into the crazy, unfiltered world of Avast! Ye Scoundrel. Remember how Aaron Carter beat Shaq? We're back! Bird impersonators! Light racism? Walfishification! And more! Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+ Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @AvastCast

    1h 56m

  7. 07/07/2017

    016 - I Just Happened On The Pie (with Sabrina Pratt)

    It's Rick's birthday! Today we say happy birthday by hanging out with Sabrina Pratt, professional improviser and head of the Central Coast Comedy Theater. We shoot the poop about a new Mt. Rushmore, our shared hatred of smiley YouTube gladhands, Rick's furry persona, Sabrina's improv background, changing, surgery vs. engineering, people we know who were on TV, and telling jokes on demand. We also have our first ad break ever! Shouts out to the Natural Habitat Podcast! Kinkshaming! A racist cat! Moose knuckle! Smiling more! And more! Right Click Here To Download This Episode Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+ Ad Break Music: "Take Me Higher" by Jahzzar/ CC BY-SA 4.0 Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @AvastCast

    1h 29m

  8. 06/28/2017

    015 - People Aren't Responsible Enough For The Power Of Bubblegum (with Andrew Boydston, Mason Wilkes, and Trevor Dustin)

    This episode was madness to record. The boys from last year's 'Cure For Comedy' tour, Mason Wilkes, Andrew Boydston, and Trevor Dustin come by and we try to figure out how to record 5 people with 4 microphones! We managed to corral everyone somehow and had a very riff-heavy yet heartfelt conversation. We compare conspiracy theories, Trevor Dustin calls out a question- asker, everyone reminisces about a tour Rick wasn't on, we explore Andrew's fear of bubble gum and he survives nonstop abuse, and of course, BoTWoT! Comedy history! Daddy's medicine! Hot mom stands! Tail coats! And more! Right Click Here To Download This Episode Follow us on Twitter and Facebook @AvastCast and send us your questions and comments!   Intro Song: "Damage" by CrumbSnatchers / CC BY-NC-ND Outro Song: "My Fair Lady" by David Byrne / CC Sampling+

    1h 24m
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Avast! Ye Scoundrel: It's not about stuff. Your hosts, California-based comedians Rick Storer and Michael Zalusky, take you on a magical boat ride down the Stream of Consciousness. Usually an interesting guest stops by, and we always have a good time.

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  • Creator
    Rick Storer, Michael Zalusky
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2018
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2017. All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Avast! Ye Scoundrel