B******t and Bottles

Michael Cooper and Phoebe Dykes
  • 5.0 (4)
  • Improv
  • Updated Weekly

B******t and Bottles is the unapologetic podcast where Coop and Phoebe pop bottles and call b******t on life. From wild stories and hot takes to the ridiculous moments no one else wants to admit, this dynamic duo delivers uncensored banter, sharp humor, and zero filters — usually with a drink in hand. Expect laughs, chaos, and the occasional truth bomb as Coop and Phoebe pour out their thoughts one bottle at a time.

  1. 3d ago

    "Old Fashioned, No Effort: Ready to Drink or Ready to Disappoint?"

    This week on B******t and Bottles, Coop and Phoebe crack open a lineup of Ready-to-Drink Old Fashioneds to find out if these bottled classics are the real deal or just whiskey wearing a Halloween costume. Can a pre-mixed cocktail capture the rich bourbon, bitters, orange, and sugar balance that made the Old Fashioned legendary? Or is it better to spend the extra two minutes making one yourself? Expect honest reviews, plenty of laughs, heated debates, whiskey facts, and the usual dose of unfiltered b******t as they rank each pour from "bar-worthy" to "pour it down the drain." Grab a glass, skip the bartender, and see if convenience can actually taste this good. Because life's too short for bad whiskey... and even shorter for bad b******t. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    1h 19m

  2. May 8

    Nauti by Nature

    This episode, we set sail with Nauti Spirits Nearly Nauti Beach Rum—the kind of bottle that shows up with flip-flops on and zero respect for tomorrow morning. Light, tropical, and dangerously easygoing, this rum slides in smooth with citrusy sweetness and just enough kick to nudge the night off course. We put it through its paces—neat, mixed, and probably overpoured—while the conversation drifts from laid-back beach vibes to “who thought this was a good idea?” Somewhere between the first sip and the last bad decision, things get a little louder, a little looser, and a lot more nearly… nauti. Is it a sleeper hit or just a one-way ticket to questionable choices? We find out the only way we know how. So grab a glass, pretend you hear waves in the background, and join us for another round of B******t and Bottles—where the rum is smooth and the stories don’t come with lifeguards. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    53 min

  3. May 1

    Two Bottles, One Bad Idea

    This episode, we crack into the bottled Casamigos Ready-to-Drink Margarita and Spicy Margarita—because apparently, even our bad decisions come pre-mixed now. One bottle brings that classic limey smoothness… the other shows up with a little heat and a lot of attitude. We put both to the test, sip by sip, as the conversation heats up right along with it. Somewhere between “this is actually really good” and “this might ruin us,” things go exactly where you’d expect. Is the Spicy Margarita a bold upgrade or just chaos with a jalapeño twist? Does the classic hold its ground, or get overshadowed? We break it all down the only way we know how—by pouring heavy and talking reckless. Two bottles. One gets you comfortable. The other makes you text people you shouldn’t. Grab a glass (or don’t), pick your poison, and join us for another round of B******t and Bottles. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    44 min

  4. Apr 26

    Honey, Spice & Questionable Advice

    This episode, we crack open bottles of Green Spot Whiskey and let the stories flow as easy as the pour. Known for its crisp orchard fruit, honeyed spice, and just enough bite to remind you it’s still whiskey, Green Spot sets the stage for a conversation that drifts between sharp takes and questionable decisions. From the first sip to the last call, we break down what makes this Irish classic stand out, swap stories that probably should’ve stayed private, and chase that perfect balance between smooth and chaotic. Whether you're a seasoned whiskey drinker or just here for the laughs, this episode hits like a good dram—warm, a little unpredictable, and gone before you’re ready. So grab a glass, pull up a chair, and join us for another round of B******t and Bottles. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    56 min

  5. Feb 3

    “Tiny Bottles, Big Attitudes: The Stella Rosa Multipack Gauntlet”

    Coop and Phoebe pop open the Stella Rosa multipack, a glittering lineup of fruity little bottles that feel like they belong in a purse, a picnic, or an ex’s apology basket. What should be a calm tasting very quickly morphs into the usual delightful chaos: Coop acting like he’s hosting a wine tribunal, Phoebe giving sensory notes that may or may not be actual words, and both of them arguing about which flavor is “gas” and which flavor is “desperation in a bottle.” Every mini gets its moment under the interrogation lamp as Coop and Phoebe pass honest judgment flavored with spicy commentary, questionable metaphors, and at least one accidental roast of someone who isn’t present to defend themselves. It’s fruity. It’s unhinged. It’s educational in the loosest sense of the word. Welcome to B******t and Bottles. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    51 min

  6. Jan 18

    "Cut the B******t, Cut the Bottles, Just Cut the Water...Cutwater"

    Tonight on B******t and Bottles, Coop pops the top on Cutwater’s lineup and drags the crew into a fizzy little adventure. From “surprisingly smooth” to “this tastes like someone lost a bet,” nothing is safe. We run through flavors, argue about which one actually belongs in a cooler, and reveal the can that nearly sparked a full-blown friendship intervention. It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and definitely not sponsored (yet). Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another round of sips, shade, and straight-up b******t. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    1h 11m

  7. Jan 9

    More B******t, More Bottles

    In this episode of B******t & Bottles, Coop and Phoebe are joined by Chris Haines and Josh Taylor for a no-filter conversation fueled by good booze and bad decisions. The crew dives into whiskey, life lessons, questionable opinions, and the kind of stories that only come out after a couple pours. Expect laughs, strong takes, and just enough insight to pretend this was educational. Grab a drink and enjoy the b******t. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    30 min

  8. Jan 2

    Spurs, Spirits & Unfiltered B******t

    Rodeos, raw stories, and top-shelf bourbon collide. We sip Horse Soldier Bourbon, talk cowboy chaos, and embrace the kind of b******t that only comes with grit, guts, and a heavy pour. Send us Fan Mail B******t & Bottles Where the pours are honest, the opinions are unfiltered, and the b******t never comes watered down. Hosted by: Coop & Phoebe If you enjoyed the episode, follow, rate, and leave us a review wherever you listen to podcasts. Follow B******t & Bottles on social media for behind-the-scenes content, bonus pours, upcoming episodes, and a few stories that probably shouldn't be told. Remember: Drink responsibly, laugh often, and if your Old Fashioned comes from a can... make sure it's earned a spot in your glass. Until next time... keep your bottles full and your b******t entertaining.

    35 min
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Ratings & Reviews

5
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About

B******t and Bottles is the unapologetic podcast where Coop and Phoebe pop bottles and call b******t on life. From wild stories and hot takes to the ridiculous moments no one else wants to admit, this dynamic duo delivers uncensored banter, sharp humor, and zero filters — usually with a drink in hand. Expect laughs, chaos, and the occasional truth bomb as Coop and Phoebe pour out their thoughts one bottle at a time.

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  • Creator
    Michael Cooper and Phoebe Dykes
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    34
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Bullshit and Bottles
  • Show Website
    B******t and Bottles