Babe Patrol

Babe Patrol
Babe Patrol

We got so bored during the ongoing pandemic that we started begging our friends on social media to tell us gossip that hurts no one, or dating stories, or to send us a dating profile that made them laugh (or cry). And then we decided you might want to hear some of it too. Gossip, tales of modern dating, and plenty of tangents from your pals, Ashley and Lauren. First rate production by Steph George of Stephania Audio www.stephaniageorge.com IG & TikTok: @babepatrolpod Gmail: babepatrolpod@gmail.com Theme song by Lauren Audet & friends

  1. OCT 21

    BONUS: Burst & Bloom x Babe Patrol Crossover Spectacular!

    Today the Babes cast pod with the boys of the Burst & Bloom Podcast--Dylan Metrano & Guy Capecelatro III--and it's a wild time! We miss you, we love you, and we hope you enjoy this weird & wooly crossover spectacular!! The Boys & the Babes listened to Burst & Bloom's 50th record label release, which is a cover album of songs written by bands on the label, covered by bands on the label (or bands associated with the label). There's music in this episode! And it's great! But there is ALSO gossip...even from the BOYS, including neighbor gossip (we know you love it), and all four of them watched the final Summer Flick: Psycho Beach Party! Enjoy! And if you have a podcast and want to do a crossover, call or text the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108 asap, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com. Here is the bandcamp link so you can listen to and purchase the album!: https://burstandbloom.bandcamp.com/album/burst-bloom-50 And here's how you can listen to more Burst & Bloom Podcast eps!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/burst-bloom-podcast/id1722719344

    1h 30m

  2. SEP 3

    One Endless Banana--Season Three Finale!

    Where haaaas the season gone? The light has shifted, August slipped away like a moment in time, September's gold is here, and two of the Babes have returned to school. The Babes end the season in absolute style with Steph at Fun-o-Rama, playing games and winning prizes. They all visited The Goldenrod in York, Maine and got banana splits! Ash gossips about the passing of the subject of an important Australian meme. Lauren brings the banana split historical gossip, which is a delightful trip back to the turn of the 20th century. And Steph unlocks yet ANOTHER Friendly's sundae--the Monster. Other notable discussions include: All You Can Top Ice Cream Buffet and our first kiss stories (like OMG gossip!) (Steph's involves the cops) (Lauren's involves a boy named Dorf) (Ash's involves kissing until her mouth went numb). The Final Summer Flick of the season is 2001's High Fidelity, and as such, all three Babes do a Top Five Summer Songs list, and talk about past audiophile boyfriends. We've loved spending this summer with you, busybodies, and we miss you already......but keep your eyes peeled because we MIGHT reappear on your feeds soooooon! We love you! Let us know your top five summer songs by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #sobo #southberwick #southberwickmaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #succulentchinesemeal #democracymanifest #firstkisses #topfivesummersongs #highfidelity #johncusack #joancusack #audiophile #audiophileboyfriend

    1h 24m

  3. AUG 29

    Ghosted at the Cracker Barrel

    Hello! Sorry for being a little late to the party this week, busybodies, but please enjoy this Substitute Teacher Variety Hour!! Lauren was sick and could not record, so Ash was lucky enough to have some last-minute help for this episode. Lindsey joined to talk about some dating horrors, and the lessons that she has learned from the hijinks and struggles of dating on the apps! You've been asking for some bad dating stories, and Linds delivers! This week's Summer Flick is 2001's Wet Hot American Summer, and Guy Capecelatro III swung by to chat about summer camp, masturbati0n, Janeane Garofalo, and Loverboy. And NEXT WEEK, watch 2000's High Fidelity! And to wrap it all up, Taiese & Carson, two former clinic coworkers of Ash's, were the Ice Cream Dates this week, and in absolutely stunning news Taiese worked for YEARS as an ice cream scooper, and we get all the inside industry dirt! Don't worry, although it was fun assembling a scrappy team for this episode, our beloved Lauren will be returning next week!! Please let us know if you had your first kiss at summer camp by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com #babepatrolpod #babepatrolpodepisodes #gossip #busybodies #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podcastshow #podcastlife #crush #crushes #redflag #greenflag #ModernDating #kittery #kitterymaine #sobo #southberwick #southberwickmaine #portsmouth #portsmouthnh #wethotamericansummer #janeanegarofalo #annabellesicecream #crackerbarrel #bumble #hinge #summercamp

    1h 25m

  4. AUG 20

    Once the Coffee Sets In, the Date is Over

    Listen, the Olympics are important for many reasons, but certainly at the top is whether or not Simone Biles is mad at Lauren. The Babes discuss a couple of important Olympics highlights including the French dong that put the *pole* in pole vault. They gossip about appropriate and inappropriate discussion topics the day after you have sex with someone for the first time, and the best headline you may ever read. Other notable discussions include whether they've ever broken up with someone for a petty reason, DMT, and creamy Subarus. The Summer Flick this week is 1966's The Endless Summer, and they talk about the documentary style, the color palette, the casual racism and sexism, and Terrence! And finally, in lieu of an Ice Cream Date this week, we have an Ice Cream Field Report from busybody, Doran, about an ice cream item NOT found on the menu. Please let us know if you've ever broken up with someone over a petty ick by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

    57 min

  5. AUG 13

    MAGAN

    What weird thing do you watch on TV when you're staying in a hotel? For Lauren, it's Forensic Files. For Ash, it's Ancient Aliens (obviously). This week, the Babes gossip about a New Hampshire Supreme Court justice who was mysteriously placed on leave recently, and the wild Rhode Island dragonfly swarm of 2024. They chat about a Dover adventure, skee ball [the Amazon story is tragically false!], periods, and radish gumballs. They also discuss Carvel ice cream cakes, and three other ice cream related Lips Phone submissions, including the brick house with the square-ass-head: Henry Rollins. The Summer Flick this week is 1991's What About Bob?, and it's a delight to chat about a New Hampshire-based film, the Bill Murray-to-Richard-Dreyfuss spectrum, and turquoise socks. Don't hassle me, I'm a local!! Next week's flick is The Endless Summer! The Ice Cream Date this week is everyone's bud, Eli Thompson! Big Ben & Jerry's talk in this episode, and easily the grossest ice cream ever! Please let us know where the Carvel was in Portsmouth by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

    1h 16m

  6. AUG 6

    Seven Grapes, Barbie Shoes

    First off, Happy Birthday Lauren (a week ago, but whatev)!! The Babes crack into it today by chatting about elemental memories, and Ash cries over Lauren's blankie named "Cozy." Please harass Lauren into starting her spinoff, "Lauren's Fire Memories." They gossip about Jake Holmes, God's gift to jingle-writing, and go through a list of things found in the vag. This week the Summer Flick is 1996's Twister! The Babes talk chemistry, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tori Amos, and flying cows. And finally, please enjoy "Streets of Kittery" by Jim Danger, father of beloved busybody, and Season Two guest, Crystal Paradis-Catanzaro! Here is a link to Jim Danger's Spotify artist page: https://open.spotify.com/artist/3ydXtfgVUSsTojP5dSFq7L?si=454AcxquS3qt2ItTt9sGiw Please let us know the weirdest thing *you've* put in your vag by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

    52 min

  7. JUL 30

    He Surfs in Pants!

    Let us all weep for the closing of Amazing [dot] net on our favorite road. We will, all of us, miss your weird purple facade and your vaguely threatening clientele. How shall we ever hold the Stoner to Boner 5K, now? In their sadness, the Babes gossip about the Madawaska McDonald's, bobcats, and a busybody's gossip about leaving a job you're deeply connected to. Ash and her bff, Abby, were up in South Yarmouth and hit up an ice cream shack called Toots, housed on a working dairy. GREAT spot. So sorry for the absolute sh!t audio on this field report! The Summer Flick this week is the anti-feminist, sexually-dangerous, surf film Gidget! There are redeeming bits, including the high-waisted white capris, thankfully. This week, they Ice Cream Dated regular contributor, Alison Bell, the first full-on Portsmouth native to the Ice Cream Crew, and she brought an ice cream gossip pertinent to the Olympics! Plus, another vote for Black Raspberry as a fave flave? How did this become Black Raspberry Summer?? Please let us know your fondest memories of Amazing [dot] net by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

    1h 8m

  8. JUL 23

    The Soundtrack of Crushes

    One look at YOU and I can't disguise my HUNGRY EYYEEEES. What is your fave track off of the Dirty Dancing soundtrack and why is this the soundtrack of crushes?!? And when will men start wearing high-waisted matador pants?? The Babes contemplate all of this and more this week. Lauren brings us multiple celebrity Maine gossips. And A CORRECTION: Neil Patrick Harris did not serve a cake made to represent Amy Winehouse's dead body; turns out it was a meat platter, and we hate it equally as much, likely more. Ash, meanwhile, obviously gives us the Cannibal Report, and then tells us about a true community gossip staple--the hair salon. PLUS, we give some dating updates, including a live dating website read! AND we plug in a summer fling from previous guest, Jacqueline Scott! This week's Summer Flick is Dirty Dancing, and honestly, they went a leetle wild with this one. It's so formative and sexy! Otis Redding, white Keds, high chemistry, and summer camp? An Ayn Rand villain? Gosh, that flick just doesn't quit. And this week they Ice Cream Dated the amazing Palana Belken & revisit the Conehead sundae while discussing buffet restaurants, dogs who work, and the term "fudging A." Let us know your fave Dirty Dancing track by calling or texting the Lips Phone at 207-544-9108, email us at babepatrolpod@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram & TikTok @babepatrolpod, and on Patreon at patreon.com/babepatrolpod. Production by Steph George of Stephania Audio: www.stephaniageorge.com

    1h 28m
See All (62)

Trailers

5
out of 5
32 Ratings

About

We got so bored during the ongoing pandemic that we started begging our friends on social media to tell us gossip that hurts no one, or dating stories, or to send us a dating profile that made them laugh (or cry). And then we decided you might want to hear some of it too. Gossip, tales of modern dating, and plenty of tangents from your pals, Ashley and Lauren. First rate production by Steph George of Stephania Audio www.stephaniageorge.com IG & TikTok: @babepatrolpod Gmail: babepatrolpod@gmail.com Theme song by Lauren Audet & friends

Information

  • Creator
    Babe Patrol
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2024
  • Episodes
    62
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Babe Patrol
  • Show Website
    Babe Patrol

To listen to explicit episodes, sign in.

Stay up to date with this show

Sign in or sign up to follow shows, save episodes, and get the latest updates.
Select a country or region

Africa, Middle East, and India

Asia Pacific

Europe

Latin America and the Caribbean

The United States and Canada