13 episodes

An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.

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An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.

    12 - Until the shadows flee

    12 - Until the shadows flee

    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale!

    Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking

    Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo



    Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

    Early access to future episodes: ⁠Patreon⁠.



    Credits

    Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg

    Script edited by Hannah Levin (⁠@ImTired81⁠)



    Music featured:
    “Kashmiri Mind Meld” by Byzantine Time Machine.


    Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

    EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)

    Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)

    Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick)

    Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5)

    Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)

    Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan ( Twitter: @mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing)

    Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball)

    Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos)

    Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites)

    Avalon Willowbloom as Seir (@AvalonWillowbl1)

    Briar Zachary as Bodiel

    Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnigt, Steve Davison, Victor Tran and Lou Sutcliffe.

    • 39 min
    11 - Are There Any Girl Angels?

    11 - Are There Any Girl Angels?

    Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions.

    Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness

    Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

    Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

    Early access to future episodes: ⁠Patreon⁠.



    Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg

    Script edited by Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)

    Beta read by Fianna McKnight and Steve Davison.



    Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

    Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)

    Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof (@rosemarycat5)

    Cai Gwilym Pritchard as Darshan (@mynameisnotcai & @chainofbeing)

    EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)

    Braden as Buer (@BManTalksVO / @bmanthegoofball)

    Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)

    Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)

    • 39 min
    10 - Hell of a Book Club

    10 - Hell of a Book Club

    Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt.

    Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45

    Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo



    Scripts and more information: ⁠MetatronSpeaks.com⁠

    Early access to future episodes: ⁠Patreon⁠.



    Credits

    Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg

    Script edited by Hannah Levin (⁠@ImTired81⁠)

    Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

    EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)

    Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak

    Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)

    Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)

    Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska and Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)

    Greg Carrobis as Ornias (@gergcandlestick)

    Briar Zachary as Bodiel

    Sabine Novakovic-Wagner as Asha (@BaronessCos)

    Steven Chisholm as Gabriel (@ChizWrites)

    Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Victor Tran, Anna Stein, and Tony DiCaro-Smith.

    • 32 min
    09 - Hot Stuff

    09 - Hot Stuff

    An angel, a djinn and a two headed demon walk into a forge. A king dreams of building a kingdom so magnificent that even the angels want to live there.
    Episode content warnings: slavery, torture

    Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

    Scripts and more information: MetatronSpeaks.com

    Early access to future episodes: Patreon.


    Credits

    Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg

    Script edited by Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)

    Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall )

    Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)  EurasianRob as King Solomon (https://www.castingcall.club/eurasianrob )

    Erik Oberg as Bläddrerska (@beowulfypants )

    Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak

    Dan Kovel as Yusuf (@championkingdan)

    Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)

    Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison and Victor Tran.

    • 23 min
    08 - Degrees of Freedom

    08 - Degrees of Freedom

    Asmodeus is summoned from 700BC Assyria all the way to 900BC Judea, by none other than the famous King Solomon. The king has enslaved an army of demons in order to build his magnificent kingdom. Meanwhile, Enoch is struggling with the social interactions in Heaven...
    Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture

    Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

    Scripts and more information: MetatronSpeaks.com

    Early access to future episodes: Patreon.

    Credits
    Written by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg

    Script edited by Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)

    Victor Tran as Asmodeus (@victoreatsall)

    EurasianRob as King Solomon (@eurasianrob)

    Oliver Walton-Harrod as ZikZak

    Kiana Triana as Naar (@kiana.triana / @kianatree / kianatriana.com)

    Anna Stein as Senoy, Sansenoy and Semangelof, & Bar patron 2 (@rosemarycat5)

    Greg Carrobis as Ornias and Bartender (@gergcandlestick)

    Avalon Willowbloom as Scribe (@AvalonWillowbl1)

    Steven Chisholm as Guard 1 (@ChizWrites)

    Erik Oberg as Guard 2 (@beowulfypants)

    The rowdy Assyrian bar patrons were played by:

    Sabine Novakovic-Wagner (@BaronessCos)

    Martin Laston (@Laston)

    Hannah Levin (@ImTired81)

    Lee Tomanelli (@LeeDTart )

    Thank you to our awesome beta readers and test-listeners: Fianna McKnight, Steve Davison, Tony DiCaro-Smith and Victor Tran.

    Music in the bar scene was “Fidayda” performed by Turku, on the album “Nomads of the Silk Road”.

    • 26 min
    07 - Aftermath

    07 - Aftermath

    After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. 

    Content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost

    Read Transcript

    http://www.metatronspeaks.com

    https://www.patreon.com/MetatronSpeaks  

    Voice of Noah: Doug Daly @Doug_Debug

    Voice of Asmodeus: Victor Tran @victoreatsall

    • 18 min

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