An incompetent angel is running a podcast, and you are an unsuspecting prophet. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across spacetime. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.
07 - Aftermath
After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener.
Voice of Noah: Doug Daly @Doug_Debug
Voice of Asmodeus: Victor Tran @victoreatsall
06 - Flood
After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions.
Content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning)
Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta readers: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn
Transcripts and more info: https://www.metatronspeaks.com
Guest voices in order of appearance:
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05 - Heavenly Heist (Part 2)
Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.
Satan has entered the chat.
Content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.
04 - Heavenly Heist (Part 1)
"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"
The Egyptian magicians, Yohana and Mamre, get a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.
Content warnings: mention of death
03 - Work Was Hell Today
A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?
Content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, insects, implied BDSM.
02 - Forbidden Garden Party
The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong?
Content warnings: blood, head explosion, drowning, mass murder