Slop Quest

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Welcome to Slop Quest! A show so ridiculous it'll feel like your brain got kicked in the nutz. Hosted by Ryan O'Neill and Andrew DeWitt.

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Slop Quest 130 Aliens of New York

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest The show starts with immediate chicanery from Ryan about Andrew’s art then immediately gets into the rise of New York City as #3 in alien abductions. Then Ryan wants to leave Andy in a field to see if he’ll get abducted. Then the boys review the new health psa about how healthy it is to crank the hog. Ryan gets angry that they didn’t check his prostate during his colonoscopy. Andy dreams about thongs as Ryan explains his plan to capture an alien. Ryan is upset that Andy doesn’t think newspapers report on bestiality that much. Andy gets his ass whooped at HEMA by a veteran and has to power through the defeat. The boys talk about Flowers For Algernon and Pope Leo. Ryan has some conspiracy theories on the Catholic Church while Andy notices how much Ryan smells like hot dogs. Then Ryan freaks out when Andy opens his bathroom window and starts shouting Ryan’s full first and last name while saying there’s doodie everywhere. Andrew gets turned on by breast reduction scars. Ryan imagines how poorly Andrew would do with online dating then impersonates Andy trying to get his brain to turn over like a s****y motor. Electric toothbrushes catch on fire and they freak out about lithium batteries. Ryan uses a selfie stick to talk on the phone. Ryan catches Andy listening to their own podcast again and asserts that Andy must be pretending he’s listening to other people. They talk about how they both thought spontaneous human combustion would be a much bigger deal than it ended up being. Ryan tries to impress high schoolers on the ski lift and this does not go unpunished by Andy.

56 min
MAY 4

Slop Quest 129 Judgment Morning

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan is extremely perplexed that Andy’s family used audio recordings for family memories instead of video until it’s revealed that his family couldn’t film anything without it being hooked up to a television. Ryan believes everyone has herpes and doesn’t believe Babbages existed. Andrew gets a hilarious computer virus in college but the hacker becomes a drug addict. Then Andy gets rowdy at a wedding and gives some intense unsolicited advice to the wedding guests. Ryan tries to convince Andy to become chemically castrated. Ryan then gets stuck on a ski lift with a boomer who can’t stop talking to ChatGPT. Then Ryan tries to get Andy into the latest Love on The Spectrum. Then O’Neill keeps seeing people who look like Epstein. Andy gets mistaken in college for a 5’1 dude who’s 400lbs. Finally, they add some amazing details to their Romantacy novel, “CEO Unicorn”.

52 min
APR 27

Slop Quest 128 Groin Massage

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andrew DeWitt and Ryan O’Neill are back with more Slop of all you hungry hogs! The boys talk about the dark world of reality tv family disappointments. Then they do a deep dive on America’s favorite family, theDuggars. Andrew gets a ride from a cab driver wearing a red light therapy cap and hears his life story. Then Andy finds a massage therapist on Instagram who does full body massages using her butt cheeks. O’Neill is back to Bible reading and there’s some Old Testament talk. Japanese Twitter explodes in love of bbq and ass and finally a woman is diagnosed with Car Farts.

55 min
APR 20

Slop Quest 127 Fake Sloppers

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan tries to analyze Kristi Noem’s husband’s big old fake beefers. Then he floats the idea of I’m flight gloryholes. There’s some micro penis talk. The boys are NOT impressed by the new moon mission. The boys talk about the pitfalls of surgically changing eye color. Then Andy talks about old people partying and doing blow. Then Andy imagines Ryan’s future life in a nursing home. Andy gets pranked by a fan for April Fools. The boys are absolutely delighted by the antics of the Afroman trial. Andy flies on a cheap airline and witnesses two arrests on the same day. Then they pitch a new airline with a focus on scalding hot food called Spaghetti Air which leads to finding the wasted dude who went viral for not being able to stop talking about meatball sandwiches. Then they boys dive deep on alien hybrids.

55 min
APR 13

Slop Quest 126 Old School Entertainment

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan opens the show by pretending to be Andy in an 80’s sci-fi comedy mix up. O’Neill goes for a quiet hike and realizes how bad his tinnitus is. This leads to some overheard neighbor conversations. Then the boys lament not being smart enough to be successful but not dumb enough to fit in. Ryan can’t sleep after the revelation of what women read in their downtime. O’Neill explains why he’s terrified of bachelorette parties. Then he sees a woman in a short skirt with no panties on and has a wild old man meltdown about it. Then O’Neill gets furious at Scott Kurtz for trying to give sex advice to guys in their twenties. Then Andy laments the death of prank calls. Ryan stages an intervention on Andrew’s gullibility right before he invents an entire documentary out of his imagination.

53 min
APR 6

Slop Quest 125 O’Neill’s Rap Sheet

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Ryan attacks Andy about sword fighting again. Andy pulls the fake text prank on some kids and it makes O’Neill mad. Then Andy makes black bean brownies and sooooomeone has a problem with it. Then Ryan wants a new show where Andy is fading in and out of consciousness on drugs while Ryan roasts him. Our old screenplay, “Michael’s By The Sea”, gets more screenplay advice from Reddit. Ryan dreams about working with a chimpanzee on a podcast. Ryan tries to convince Andy to fight him but he doesn’t take the bate. Then in an amazing turn of events , Ryan’s brother finds an actual Valparaiso police report of his antics. It’s unbelievable.

57 min
MAR 30

Slop Quest 124 Tree Well The Musical

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan create a new musical theater sensation based on real life events: Tree Well, The Musical. The fantastic musical incorporates the amazing staging techniques of “Spiderman: Turn Off The Dark” and unbelievable improvisational performances by cellphone calls from his comedy friends. Then they float the idea of getting James Cameron to spend a billion and a half dollars on the film adaptation. Then Andy gets advice from people who don’t live in Los Angeles on how to cold approach a celebrity to get his career off the ground. Ryan tries to get Andy to become a corpse sniffing dog but human. Then Google AI gives the boys the feeblest rundown on other cultures’ practices to the point we don’t think google actually did any of its homework. This gets even more unhinged when they ask for a report on American culture especially when it gets to Southern culture. Then they lambast a new redpill married loser dude.

57 min
MAR 23

Slop Quest 123 Fat History Month

Full episodes and much more available on Patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to implement Ryan’s “Don’t Worry Be Happy” approach to life. Then the boys talk about the “Fatties of History” as well as implementing “Fat History Month”. There’s some discussion on male hygiene then they move on to Conan O’Brien conspiracy theories. Then they talk about how Earl Skakel was robbed of a late night hosting gig. Then they talk about using stem cells for penis enlargement. This leads to some amazing business ideas. Then Andy expresses his dark thoughts to his old school Chicago PCP. Then they talk about the efficacy of paper on doctor tables. Andy has an unsubstantiated conspiracy theory about a cast member of The Office. Then Andy finds out about the “tiny people mushroom hallucinations “ and it blows Ryan’s mind. Then Andy has to poop in a paper hat at the doctors office and has the dump of a lifetime. Then Ryan makes Andy dry heave with a new cpr technique. Then the boys find an article about how it’s abusive to open up to your girlfriend.

55 min

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Feb 10

Support NWO

I can’t wait to see Forest Gump 2
please stop just reading news stories

12/21/2025

asiann mann

my favorite podcast has turned into “did you see this in the news” it’s like it’s missing a critical member of the group now
KUJO

09/25/2025

Isthisnicknametaken1234567

My beloved bro introduced me to these clowns and now I have a registered emotional support swarm of bees. I feel like Flowers for Algernon every time I listen. My IQ lowers nicely into the double digits. Now no mor bad think
Bring back the Mayor

11/07/2025

TurboSquirt69

We miss Danish