Bear Attack

Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear
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  • COMEDY
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Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?

  1. JAN 5

    S7 Bloopers

    Happy New Year Attackers! Good news and bad news! Bad news, no new Bear Attack this month, good news we will continue our annual tradition of holding you over with some of our outtakes that were a little to raucous to make into episodes. Enjoy, if you are offended please email us at bearattackpodcast@gmail.com and we will share your greivences on a future episode, just know you will be made fun of for your stupidity! Please like, subscribe and share with your peeps! We will return in Feburary with Season 8 and what might possibly be our most polarizing episode yet, stay tuned!

    29 min

  2. 12/22/2025

    S7E11: '25 Wrapped Up

    Well Attackers! Congrats on surviving another trip around the Sun and numbing your mind with our nonsense! Better late then never Here is some of our favorite s**t from this year and just in time for Christmas (YOUR WELCOME) (JK this one was a literal bear to edit, sorry for the delay)! As always like, follow, subscribe and share (we promise it will only hurt a little)!

    2h 19m

  3. 11/03/2025

    S7E10: Bear Attack Sports Report!

    We are down a bear this month, listen to find out who! Due to a certain bear's absence we discuss sport's of the redneck and rich person varieties! We also have a jumbo sized B.A.R. inspired by sports! Attacker's let's get ready to rumble and start your engines! See you in December for our annual yearly wrap up. As always comment, share and spread wide the almighty Beardom!

    1h 44m

  4. 10/06/2025

    S7E9: K-Pop Bear Wranglers

    Happy spooky season Attackers! Normally this time of year we do a halloween themed episode, however this year we decided to be a little more broad and talk about Korean demons and crap related to that. On this episode we discuss Korean Grim Reaper hats, have a wild time with asian rock music and review Netflix's K-Pop Demon Hunters. Please share our show with your friends and hit us up on socials with ideas and stuff.

    1h 40m

  5. 09/02/2025

    S7E8: Revenge Of The Truck

    On this month's episode we return to our roots and return to recording while driving, we celebrate spooky season early by reviewing the Hell of a summer Tour! Polar Bear is lost in the void for this one and is supplemented by the always obnoxious Red Panda. Don't fret we will return to "normal" for the next episode. As always we do not own any of the music featured in this episode nor do we seek tom profit from it.

    51 min

  6. 08/04/2025

    S7E7: Musical Tourture, A Myth of disappointing proportions, Oh the horror!

    Hello end of summer? Blitz Bear hates it but the Sam's are ready to stop sweating! On this episode we revisit the Viking Tower in Rhode Island, we banter a bit as usual and we listen to songs that are objectively good, but we hate them! Join us, like, subscribe & comment what is an objectively good song that you can't stand!

    1h 10m

  7. 07/07/2025

    S7E6: Happy Birthday America.

    249 Years of America! On this episode Panda drinks more then usual and we get political. Blitz Bear gives us 50 fun facts about each state and Polar and Panda create a comedy of errors with their commentary. Polar Bear tells the story of the real Midnight ride and the punch line will give you fits, also Polar bear accidental mainlines nicotine through his eyes! Lastly we wrap it up with a Bear Attack Radio that is sure to scratch all things American! As always Like, comment, subscribe all that junk. Follow us on all the socials!

    2h 4m

  8. 06/02/2025

    S7E5: It's Juneteenth After All

    Let's get historical! On this episode we dive into the story of Juneteenth (Hint hint Texas is slow). We talk the American Civil War and New Orleans, and on Bear Attack Radio we celebrate Rock and Metal bands that have Black members! As usual follow us on social and pitch us ideas for episodes! Listen to this episodes Bear Attack Radio playlist! https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Fbqp904zoOwL1WywqkWbg?si=G_oLF73-TjuQX4aKElwfQw

    1h 45m
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Bear Attack is a podcast that you listen to when you've run out of everything else. Topics will be mauled. Guests will be assaulted. It won't be pretty. Just kidding, we're very sweet boys. Or are we?

Information

  • Creator
    Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    153
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Panda, Polar, and Blitz Bear
  • Show Website
    Bear Attack