BEER & BIKINI

Co-hosts J & A drink cold beer & talk travel, bikinis & more!
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Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions. Immerse yourself in the laid-back atmosphere as we share stories, discuss travel destinations, and offer our funny and unapologetic takes on life.  So, crack open a refreshing brew, escape to a tropical mindset, and share a few laughs with us, because "Beer & Bikini" is your go-to destination. Tune in and let the good times roll – because life is better with a cold beer in hand on a hot beach, and a sexy bikini.  Cheers to cold beers! ~ J & A

  1. 4D AGO

    #91 New Year’s Eve with Beer & Bikini🍻

    Happy New Year’s Eve, y’all! 🥂  What An F-in Year! A & J are popping the beer and the bourbon and looking back at the highs, the lows, and the dirty little moments in between. From unforgettable trips and tiny bikinis to cold beers and great breweries... reliving all 365 days—laughs, lessons, and a little bit of trouble included. 😉  Grab a drink and come relive it with us. 🍻✨  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    33 min

  2. 12/23/2025

    #90 Drunk on Holiday Cheer & 120 Minute IPA

    Prepare yourself—because A. & J. are back answering the burning (and slightly unhinged) questions they’ve been asked after the release of J’s book, "DESIRE DIARIES"  📖✨ — the real, unfiltered story of their first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico 🇲🇽 where clothing is optional 👙🚫 and curiosity is strongly encouraged 😏  If you’ve ever wondered what really happens on a first visit… yeah, they’re talking about that 👀. 👉📚 Grab your copy: www.MyDesireDiaries.com  Things escalate quickly when they crack open a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA, and J immediately starts drooling over it like it’s her first love. She swears it’s just as magical as the very first time… possibly more so.  🍺 Meanwhile, that sky-high ABV sneaks up on A, who gets a little goofy 🤪, a little bold 😎, and just curious enough 🤔 to ask the real holiday question no one else is brave enough to say out loud:  🎄❓ What the hell happened to mistletoe?  J, never missing a beat, announces she can absolutely make something that looks like mistletoe 🌿—and she knows exactly where it should be hung 😈 (Hint: it’s not the doorway.) 😉 Expect laughs, festive chaos, strong beer decisions, and Christmas cheer with a very adult twist. Pour something stiff, loosen up, and enjoy this boozy, flirty, totally inappropriate holiday episode 🎄🍻😈   www.MyDesireDiaries.com , Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl, Desire Resorts ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    31 min

  3. 12/19/2025

    #89 Adults-Only Drunken Waterslides in Mexico

    Where else can you get unlimited drinks, endless food, nonstop entertainment, wild water slides, and adults-only vibes in Mexico for under $300 a night?  Yep—less than some not-so-great hotels here in the U.S. 😏 In this episode, we spill all the tea (and maybe a few cocktails) from our stay at RIU Latino Costa Mujeres, Mexico. Think multiple bikini changes, tipsy laps down the water slides, and the infamous RIU Pink Pool Party—because subtlety was never the goal. 😂 Add in some Tupps Brewery Ugly Sweater Ale, holiday heat, and a whole lot of Mexico-inspired banter, and things get warm real fast. Grab a drink, hit play, and come hang with us while we relive one of the most fun, affordable adults-only trips we’ve taken. And if this episode has you curious for more… J. has officially released her book Desire Diaries — the true story of their very first trip to Desire Resorts in Mexico, where clothing is optional and curiosity is mandatory. 😈🌴 Grab your copy at MyDesireDiaries.com on Amazon (Kindle + paperback). And yes… she wrote it under the pen name Morgan Lind — because great stories deserve privacy 😉.  Desire Riviera Maya, Desire Pearl ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    26 min

  4. 12/11/2025

    #88 - San Antonio: Tequila, Karaoke & Nips 🎉

    This week on Beer & Bikini, J. & A. take you straight into their wildly unhinged San Antonio River Walk weekend—where the bar count disappeared somewhere between karaoke, dueling pianos, and “just one more” round of tequila shots. J. swears she lost count of how many bars they hit (Irish pubs, British pubs, 80s/90s throwback bars… honestly, if it had a door and booze, they went in).  nd let’s not forget the chaos at Coyote Ugly—yep, it’s exactly like the movie… loud & wild! J. had too much fun, she needs a nap today, A. says he needs a BJ 🤣  And then there’s the beer of the day—Belching Beaver Deftones Imperial Phantom Bride—SO good that J claimed it made her nipply. Repeatedly. Possibly on-air. (You’re welcome.) If you love chaotic energy, tequila decisions, accidental flashing hazards, international pubs, and a girl who cannot behave when drinking… this episode is yours. 🎧 Listen in and laugh your ass off—no judgment if your nips get involved too. ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    36 min

  5. 12/03/2025

    Our Wild Time at the RIU Pool Party 🎉🌴

    Do you know what a queening chair is? 👑 If not… you’re about to, and trust us—your woman will thank you. J. might be a little too excited about this one, but hey, she’s living her best queen life. (Warning: Do not listen if you’re prudish. 😂) We’re sipping on Saint Arnold’s Hazy Imperial IPA 🍺—Texas’s oldest craft brewery, repping Houston since 1994—while diving into our time at the famous RIU Pool Party at RIU Caribe in Cancun. 🎉🔥 It’s a full 3-hour party from 1–4 PM, and J. absolutely shook her thang—hips don’t lie, just like the Shakira song. 💃🔥 Foam, drinks, pink theme, wild crowd… pure chaos in the best way. Want to know how to get into the craziest pool party in Cancun? 🎧 Listen to find out! ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    28 min

  6. 11/26/2025

    Her Desires for Thanksgiving 🦃

    It’s almost Thanksgiving! 🦃 Whether you love it, hate it, or just survive it… it’s here. We’re sipping on ice-cold Sam Adams Oktoberfest 🍺 and talking all things Turkey Day—the good, the bad, and the downright ugly. From food gluttony to family chaos.  But the BEST part? J’s favorite Thanksgiving tradition: whiskey. 🥃 Lots of whiskey.  We’re sharing our favorite Thanksgiving trips, the memories that still make us laugh (or cringe), and of course… J’s new book! Her spicy, hilarious, “OMG did that just happen?!” travel memoir: DESIRE DIARIES, click to buy on Amazon—Kindle + paperback, written under pen name Morgan Lind. It’s the true story of their first trip to Desire Pearl… and if you’re prudish, seriously, do NOT read it. 😂  So grab a drink, breathe through the family madness, and join us for a Thanksgiving episode full of chaos, comedy, and cheers.  Happy Thanksgiving—and good luck surviving your relatives! 🥂🦃  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    33 min

  7. 11/20/2025

    Desire Resorts Book & New Tattoo! 🎉 2-YEAR PODCAST-IVERSARY! 

    We honestly cannot believe we’ve made it this far — TWO YEARS of Beer & Bikini, podcast, listened to in countries all around the world!  Thank you for every download, every laugh, every message, and every wild story you've shared with us.  We’re celebrating BIG today… in two very on-brand ways.  **HUGE NEWS: A NEW BOOK RELEASE!** J.  did something massive: she wrote, published, and officially released her brand-new Kindle book about—yep—Desire Riviera Maya & Pearl resorts in Mexico! >>> Find it on Kindle, Title: DESIRE DIARIES    Pen Name: Morgan Lind (aka fake name) This is the, mostly, real story of our first (of many) trips to Desire Resorts—Dripping with all the wild, unfiltered moments we couldn’t say out loud on the podcast, this book dives into clothing-optional surprises, spicy encounters, unexpected hilarity, and the kind of vacation stories that follow you home forever. Honest, messy, sexy, and absolutely unforgettable. Not for the faint of heart… or the prude.  **HER FIRST TATTOO** Yep… for this huge milestone, J. went all in and got her very first tattoo.  And not just any tattoo… a full-on tramp stamp — and she LOVES it. So much that she’s already planning tattoo #2. (Send help… or tequila. Either works. )  THANK YOU for being part of our community, for celebrating with us, and for making this wild ride possible. We never dreamed we’d end up with so many listeners worldwide — an incredible, loyal base that shows up for us episode after episode. We are truly grateful for every single download, every laugh, and every time you join us for this crazy, wonderful life ride. Here’s to MANY more years, beers, bikinis, and stories we probably shouldn’t tell. Cheers!!  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    36 min

  8. 11/05/2025

    💋 WTF at Breathless Riviera Maya

    🌞Pack your sunscreen, your sarcasm, and maybe your imagination—because we just got back from Breathless Riviera Cancun, and ohhh do we have stories. Yes, it was sunny, sexy, and full of tiny bikinis 👙, cold beer 🍺, and that signature “we’re too old for this but absolutely living for this” energy. BUT… The real entertainment? The guests. Some classy 💁‍♀️, some trashy 🗑️, and some… well, let’s just say full-on c*nts 🫠. ✔️ Yes. REAL LIFE. ❌ No. We were not prepared. Between dodging flying breast milk 🍼, sipping cold beers & champagne 🍻🥂, this trip did not disappoint. 💦 Expect: 👙 Tiny bikinis & zero regrets🍺 Cold IPAs & hotter pool parties🤦‍♀️ Dumb guests with even dumber decisions😏 A very naughty gift A bought for the next vacation (you’re gonna want one)🤭 Us—laughing, slightly judging, definitely oversharing as we sip on an IPA from Save the World Brewery in Marble Falls, TX🎧 So pop a top, pull up a chair, and join us for the chaos.  Because what happens in Cancun… goes straight into our podcast. 🎙🔥 ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! 🍻

    34 min
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Welcome to Beer & Bikini™... the ultimate podcast for those who crave the perfect blend of cold beer, sexy bikinis, hot tropical beaches, and unfiltered opinions. Immerse yourself in the laid-back atmosphere as we share stories, discuss travel destinations, and offer our funny and unapologetic takes on life.  So, crack open a refreshing brew, escape to a tropical mindset, and share a few laughs with us, because "Beer & Bikini" is your go-to destination. Tune in and let the good times roll – because life is better with a cold beer in hand on a hot beach, and a sexy bikini.  Cheers to cold beers! ~ J & A

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  • Creator
    Co-hosts J & A drink cold beer & talk travel, bikinis & more!
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    93
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 BEER & BIKINI
  • Show Website
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