Beer Thursday

Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

  1. Brains Optional: Cosmic Consciousness with an Objective Reduction

    22H AGO

    Brains Optional: Cosmic Consciousness with an Objective Reduction

    If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does the sound exist for eternity? Are we about to prove the existence of God? Maybe! We're just hanging around and blowing your mind with our unbelievable quantum knowledge. Seriously, our knowledge is that small! But hey, we're here to entertain as much as we educate, so get ready for a good laugh. Round 308. Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! By becoming a Patreon, you'll gain access to exclusive content, receive early episode releases, and have the opportunity to help shape the future of our podcast. Your support allows us to continue creating fun content for you. At the $10 level, the next 17 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Don't forget to share this episode with your friends and spread the holiday cheer! Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Mind-Bending Theories and Quantum Quandaries: Orch OR Theory Explored Grab your thinking cap and join us on another epic Thursday as we dive deep into the brain-busting world of Orchestrated Objective Reduction (ORC) Theory! Spoiler: It’s absolutely bonkers. In this round, Jay and Shayne embark on a journey of discovery into the mysterious mechanics of consciousness. They explore how Orchestrated Objective Reduction Theory might connect our brains to the universe's most enigmatic secrets. From the role of gravity in particle collapses to whether there's sound if a podcast drops in the forest, the guys leave no stone unturned, and they want you to be part of this engaging exploration. As they crack jokes and fumble through quantum concepts, you'll laugh, ponder, and get lost in the mystery and wonder of this fascinating conversation. Is consciousness tied to a soul? Can microtubules really think? And could the universe itself be alive? Tune in, because we certainly don't have all the answers, but it’s a fun ride trying to figure it out. And we want you to be part of this journey, sharing your thoughts and questions with us. Cheers to mind-expanding banter and dazzling revelations in today’s round of Beer Thursday!

    24 min
  2. Canceled Shows We Love (But They Got Canceled)

    APR 2

    Canceled Shows We Love (But They Got Canceled)

    Don't you love it when the show you love gets canceled? We do too, so today we discuss the shows we love but got canceled. Canceled Shows What are your favorite TV shows that were canceled? Jay Police Squad (Don't let us wander off into a Naked Gun conversation)Firefly(Listen and find out!)Shayne SelfieBackstrom(Listen to find out!)Listen to hear the rest of their favorite shows that we can't enjoy anymore because they got canceled! Round 33 [Redux] ~~~~~~~ If you love hanging out with us each week, consider joining the Beer Thursday Patreon! The next 18 Patrons who hop in at the $10 level get exclusive access to the secret Beer Thursday Facebook group — where the jokes are fresh, the conversations are weird, and the beer is… well, still virtual, but delicious in spirit. ~~~~~~~ Today's Toast Avocado! Just kidding. “Here's to nights we'll never remember with friends we'll never forget.” Make sure you’re subscribed so you never miss a round! And if you leave us a 5‑star review, we’ll toast you on the air… unless we get cancelled first. ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round is all about the TV shows that deserved better. Shayne and Jay dive into classics like Police Squad, Firefly, Selfie, Backstrom, and Galavant — all brilliant, all cancelled, all still living rent‑free in their hearts. They talk about bad time slots, clueless executives, and why smart shows get axed while reality TV multiplies like gremlins after midnight. There’s even a detour into tomato toast, avocado toast, and the official Beer Thursday toast of the night. If you’ve ever yelled “WHY?!” at your TV after a cancellation, this round is for you. Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!

    24 min
  3. Destroyer of Trivia: KISS Facts You Didn’t Ask For

    MAR 26

    Destroyer of Trivia: KISS Facts You Didn’t Ask For

    Well, hey there, you beautiful bunch of rock‑and‑roll wanderers. I was just sitting here polishing my seven‑inch leather heels when you showed up—perfect timing, because we’ve got one last KISS‑tastic round to wrap up this trilogy of face paint, fire breath, and questionable life choices. Grab your beverage of choice and prepare for more facts than Gene Simmons has celebrity ex‑girlfriends. Round 307 ~~~~~~~ Want to keep the rock rolling? Join the Beer Thursday Patreon! The next 18 Patrons who hop in at the $10 level get exclusive access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group—where the conversations are spicy, the jokes are questionable, and the camaraderie is top‑shelf. Support the show and unlock bonus rounds, behind‑the‑scenes fun, and more. ~~~~~~~ If you like your drinks cold and your cigars photogenic, follow Jay’s beertography magic over on Instagram at @BeerThursdayShow. Warning: may cause sudden cravings for hops, barley, and smoky porch vibes. ~~~~~~~ Make sure you’re subscribed so you never miss a round! And if you’d be so kind, drop us a 5‑star rating and a quick review. It helps more thirsty humans find the show. ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: In this final KISS round, the guys unleash a whole stack of wild facts—like how Ace Frehley scored the only real solo‑album hit, how Gene Simmons collected celebrity cameos like Pokémon cards, and how Van Halen secretly helped shape early KISS demos. They dig into Destroyer’s 40th anniversary, debate the creepiness of “Christine Sixteen,” and marvel at Paul Stanley’s original version of “God of Thunder.” There’s trivia, nostalgia, and enough rock‑and‑roll chaos to fill a stadium tour. And yes, someone finally admits they’d rather see a cover band than an AI avatar show. KISS puns, guitar‑hero gossip, and pure Beer Thursday energy all the way through. ~~~~~~~ 00:00 – A Sudden Start 01:17 – Paul Stanley's guitarists 02:20 - Why Kiss recorded solo albums 03:37 – Ace Frehley’s Big Hit 05:18 – Gene Simmons’ inspiration 06:40 – Gene's musical guests 08:20 - Toast time and Gene's girlfriends 09:38 – Destroyer 45th and God of Thunder 13:34 – Favorite (and Creepiest) songs/albums 17:25 – Christine Sixteen fun facts 19:52 – Land the plane ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!

    21 min
  4. Jay vs. '80s Music! [Can he Guess the Songs from the First Line of the Lyrics?]

    MAR 19

    Jay vs. '80s Music! [Can he Guess the Songs from the First Line of the Lyrics?]

    Grab your mixtapes and Walkman and put on your sparkly brain hats. It's Jay vs. Gen-X! Today, Shayne quizzes Jay on his knowledge of 80s Music lyrics. Round 306! Thanks to Audrey Engvalson for this article: I'm Challenging All Of Gen-X To Identify These Classic '80s Songs From The Lyrics, And It's Kind Of Difficult Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss a round and be a part of our journey to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support means the world to us! ~~~~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Spring into '80s Music: Trivia Showdown & Classic Hits Join Shayne and Jay on Beer Thursday as they dive into an unexpected '80s music trivia challenge! With a springtime backdrop, the duo tests their knowledge of iconic '80s song lyrics from artists such as The Human League, Whitney Houston, Prince, and others. With engaging discussions, fun banter, and surprising music facts—like the latest on Tears for Fears and hidden gems from Cyndi Lauper's early band days—this episode promises to be a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Perfect for Gen X-ers and '80s music aficionados alike. Tune in for laughs, music, and a healthy dose of friendly competition!

    25 min
  5. 6 1/2 Phrases We Can't Say Anymore And Why [Yes, We Make Fun of All of Them]

    MAR 12

    6 1/2 Phrases We Can't Say Anymore And Why [Yes, We Make Fun of All of Them]

    Do you enjoy not saying words you're not supposed to? We do too! Unfortunately, we have to say these words so that we can tell you what words you can't say. Don't blame us! They've been canceled. It's out of our control. Today's post is inspired by the article "30 phrases liberals won't let us say anymore," which said 15 when we started recording. Round 305: Brought to you by cheap‑ass boots ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Join the Beer Thursday Patreon and keep the rounds flowing! The next eighteen Patrons who join at the $10 level get access to the secret Beer Thursday Facebook group, where the conversations are as wild as the phrases we’re apparently not allowed to say anymore. Plus, you'll get to hear part 2 of this series on Monday instead of 6 months from now! ~~~~~~~ Want to see beer, cigars, and questionable lighting choices? Follow Jay’s Beertography on Instagram at @BeerThursdayShow. It’s like National Geographic, but with more hops and fewer endangered animals. ~~~~~~~ Make sure you subscribe so you never miss a round, and leave us a five‑star review so we can keep pretending we’re professionals. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round dives into canceled phrases and politically incorrect sayings that the internet says we shouldn’t use anymore. Shayne and Jay start with “hold down the fort,” which apparently has a “dark secret,” depending on which Civil War general you ask. Then they tackle “ladies and gentlemen,” which is now too limiting for a world with more than two genders and at least three million opinions. Bootstraps come next, along with the shocking discovery that boots are expensive and cheap‑ass boots hurt your feet. A heartfelt toast follows, proving that words are powerful, emotional, and occasionally sharp as a box cutter. Then comes “powwow,” which leads to a debate about cultural appropriation, tribal languages, tomahawks, and the Kansas City Chefs. “Tomboy” rolls in with skateboards, cutting boards, and grammar crimes. Finally, “exotic” gets canceled for sounding like a compliment but apparently not being one. Also, it rhymes with “erotic,” which sends the round straight into Beer Thursday territory. It’s chaotic, goofy, and full of canceled‑phrase confusion — exactly what you expect from a round like this. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! ~~~~~~~ 00:00 – Opening Banter Shayne introduces the list, and Jay immediately breaks it. 00:47 – Fort Trouble “Hold down the fort” gets canceled for mysterious reasons. 02:27 – Shop Talk “Man the shop” becomes “person the shop.” 04:29 – Ladies & Gents George Michael, gender counts, and confusion. 06:26 – Bootstraps: don't pull them Cheap‑ass boots and social commentary. 08:14 – Toast Time A poetic tribute to the human word. 09:15 – Powwow Cultural debates and ancient detergent secrets. 11:30 – Chiefs & Chefs Sports names and accidental appropriation. 14:00 – Tomboy Skateboards, cutting boards, and grammar guilt. 16:30 – Exotic Compliments, confusion, and rhyming danger.

    20 min
  6. Shows We Wish The Other Would Watch [Redux (from 2020)!]

    MAR 5

    Shows We Wish The Other Would Watch [Redux (from 2020)!]

    Welcome to the mullet of podcasts! Today, we travel back to July of 2020, when we tackled a highly controversial issue among the Beer Thursday crew: Shows we wish the other would watch. Listen and find out for yourself what shows we suggest! What do you think of the shows that we suggested?What show do you wish your friends would watch?What show do you want us to watch?Let us know in the Beer Thursday Facebook group! ~~~~~~~ If you enjoy what we do, please show us some love on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support means the world to us and helps us continue to create entertaining and thought-provoking content. Join our Patreon community and be a part of our journey. Your support is more than just a contribution; it’s a vote of confidence that enables us to keep delivering engaging content. So, become a member of our Patreon community and join us on our journey! At the $10 level, the next 17 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ **Join the Conversation! 🎙️**   We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback isn’t just appreciated; it’s the heartbeat of our community! We want to hear from you—share your thoughts and help us spark engaging discussions. Your voice truly matters, and every contribution makes our conversations richer. **Don’t Miss an Episode! 🔔**   Stay connected and never miss a round! Subscribe to our podcast and be part of our journey. If you love what you hear, help us spread the word—leave us a glowing 5-star review on your favorite podcast app. Your feedback not only elevates our show but also enhances our outreach and credibility in the podcasting world. Let’s grow together! ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Welcome back to another freshly polished redux round of Beer Thursday—the mullet of podcasting. Business up front. Party in the back. Confusion everywhere. In this round from the 2020 vault (now with better sound and the same amount of nonsense), Shayne and Jay swap TV shows they think the other really needs to watch. It’s part recommendation list, part therapy session, and part “Wait, why are we talking about ghost hunters again?” You’ll hear about Ozark, Yellowstone, Psych, Jessica Jones, Hunters, and shows that probably should’ve stayed canceled. Plus, bourbon memories, Costner's chin, and the fun chaos of the podcast's lively, unpredictable style. Grab a drink. Grab a show list. Grab your chin and tilt it dramatically like Costner. Let’s binge. ~~~~~~~ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome to the Mullet of Podcasting 01:30 – The Great TV Swap Begins 03:45 – Yellowstone: Cowboy Godfather 06:30 – Ghost Hunters & Dramatic Looks 08:00 – Bourbon Break 09:30 – Hunters: Tarantino Meets Pacino 11:45 – Psych: The Show That Is Basically Shayne 14:00 – Shows That Shouldn’t Have Been Canceled 16:00 – Umbrella Academy: A House Divided 18:00 – Jessica Jones Homework Assignment 19:00 – The Outro of Confusion ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Aritie is AI. Get it? Aritie-ficial Intelligence!

    20 min
  7. To All the Jobs We've Hated Before [and to Ones We've Hated Less]

    FEB 26

    To All the Jobs We've Hated Before [and to Ones We've Hated Less]

    Have you ever had a job you hated? Do we like to ask stupid questions? Put on your blandest shirt and fakest smile 'cos your hard-working harbingers of horror reveal jobs they've hated. Round 304! Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback is not just appreciated, it's integral to our growth. Join the conversation, share your thoughts, and be a part of our growing community! Your voice matters to us, and we value your contributions to our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Never miss a round and be a part of our journey to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support means the world to us! Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Spin the Dial: Wild Job Stories and Bizarre Banter Join us for a hilariously offbeat episode where we spin the random topic generator and dive into the wild world of worst and favorite jobs. From seven days in 7-Eleven to questionable telemarketing tactics, our hosts share outrageous stories from their work history. Ever heard of "petting parties" in the '20s? We got that covered, too. Additionally, a new profession has emerged: the "Beer-ista." Whether you're job-hunting or just need a laugh, this episode will make your workday fly by!

    19 min
  8. Breaking Bad Bunny's Controversial Halftime Show Down [at the Event We Can't Legally Mention]

    FEB 19

    Breaking Bad Bunny's Controversial Halftime Show Down [at the Event We Can't Legally Mention]

    What did you think of Bad Bunny's halftime performance in that game that wasn't played in a bowl and wasn't all that super? There was no slowdown to the showdown between the Bad Bunny lovers and haters. Your super hosts didn't fall for the hype until there was hype to be fallen for. Today, we bowl through the controversy and reveal what's really important: Our thoughts on the extravaganza! Then we shoehorn Breaking Bad into the title of this round! Round 303! Love what you're hearing on Beer Thursday? Show your support on our Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your contributions help us keep the beer flowing and the stories coming. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback is not just appreciated, it's integral to our growth. Join the conversation, share your thoughts, and be a part of our growing community! Your voice matters to us, and we value your contributions to our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This week on Beer Thursday, Shayne and Jay hop straight into the most “controversial” Super Bowl halftime show since… well, since the last time people got mad about something they didn’t understand. That’s right — we’re talking Bad Bunny, the Puerto Rican superstar who brought dancing bushes, Mickey Mouse gloves, and a whole lot of Spanish to America’s favorite football‑and‑pharmaceutical‑commercial event. Was the outrage real?Was it fake?Was it just people yelling at clouds again?Was it all worth it in the end? Your fearless purveyors of truth, justice, and the American way break down the performance, the politics, the poking‑the‑bear moments, and why Kid Rock is the last person who should headline anything involving the word “family.” Along the way, they cover: Why Bad Bunny's climbing a telephone pole actually meant somethingWhy Prince still holds the halftime crown foreverAnd why Shayne keeps calling him Big Bunny (senior moment? Guinness moment? both?)Plus: a toast to all bunnies — Bugs, Big, Bad, and Easter. Grab a cold one and hop in. 00:00 – The Bunny Begins Shayne and Jay dive into the Bad Bunny halftime controversy and why people were mad before the show even started. 01:00 – Fake Outrage & Real Opinions The guys unpack the political noise, the “he’s not American” nonsense, and the art of being mad online. 03:00 – The NFL Wants the World: Why the league wants global fans — and why Bad Bunny was the obvious choice. 05:00 – Bunny Lore & Fun Facts Shayne shares Bad Bunny trivia: SoundCloud beginnings, church choir days, and F1 shoutouts. 10:00 – The Halftime Show Review From Mickey Mouse gloves to dancing bushes, the guys break down the performance. 13:00 – Symbolism & Power Lines: Why Bad Bunny's climbing a telephone pole was more than a stunt. 15:00 – Surprise Guests & Real Weddings Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, and a couple who actually got married on the field. 17:00 – America, the Americas, and the Argument A surprisingly thoughtful moment about identity, geography, and why everyone argues too much. 19:00 – Kid Rock and The Other Show Jay’s story about the worst opening act ever and why the “alternative halftime show” was… something. 21:00 – Lyrics, Lines & Limits The guys talk about the “offensive” lyrics and why the outrage feels selective. 22:00 – Final Thoughts & Final Sips: A toast to bunnies everywhere and a reminder to join the Beer Thursday Patreon. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Aritie is AI. Get it? Aritie-ficial Intelligence!

    23 min
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

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  • Creator
    Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    310
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Show Website
    Beer Thursday