Beer Thursday

Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

  1. Our Top Villains: Evil, Chaotic, and Weirdly Charming [Redux]

    2d ago

    Our Top Villains: Evil, Chaotic, and Weirdly Charming [Redux]

    You know, Shayne sprang this topic on Jay faster than Darth Vader force‑choking an admiral. One minute we’re talking Star Wars prequels; the next we’re knee‑deep in villains who could ruin your day, your planet, or your sleep schedule. Turns out we’ve got more favorite villains than we have working brain cells between us. And honestly, that tracks. In this round, we talk about: Darth Vader, the galaxy’s top heavy breatherThe Joker and his purple‑suited chaosHannibal Lecter and his questionable dinner menuNorman Bates and the world’s worst motelKillmonger, Dr. Evil, and other iconic baddiesRound 316 [Redux of round 34 from July 23, 2020!] ~~~~~~~ Support the show and unlock bonus shenanigans. The next 17 Patrons who join at the $10 Level get access to the secret Beer Thursday Facebook group. Join us at Beer Thursday Patreon. ~~~~~~~ If you like villains, wait until you see the sinister glow of my whiskey glass. Follow Jay's drink and cigar photography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! ~~~~~~~ Subscribe to Beer Thursday and leave us a 5‑star review so we can continue our heroic quest to defeat the algorithm. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Who's the greatest villain ever? Darth Vader. The Joker. Hannibal Lecter. Killmonger. Dr. Evil. Freddie Krueger. The Beer Thursday guys cracked open some whiskey and went full villain bracket. Shayne's picks: Darth Vader tops the list — cool suit, James Earl Jones voice, terrifying hallway scene in Rogue One. The Joker comes in close second — sometimes sinister, sometimes funny, always in purple. Jay's picks: Hannibal Lecter — so smart and charming you almost like him... until you remember the whole eating-people thing. Norman Bates — the original "something is very off about this guy" villain. And Dr. Evil — because sometimes evil just needs a Mini Me and a cat. The real debate: Are the best villains the ones who think they're the hero? Jay says yes. Killmonger had reasons. Darth Vader was pushed to it. Even the Joker had a rough go. They also briefly wondered if Elon Musk is secretly a supervillain and watched a Netflix movie about AI wiping out humanity (casual Tuesday stuff). Spoiler: they ran out of time before they ran out of villains. A sequel round is coming. OR, is not coming. We never know ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! ~~~~~~~ Chapters 00:00 Cold Open Banter 00:58 Prequels Spark Villains 02:02 Vader And Joker Picks 03:40 Rogue One And Solo 04:50 Jay Picks Hannibal 06:48 Sympathetic Villains Talk 09:34 Toast And Drinks 10:49 Lex Luthor, Elon Musk, and AI 12:21 Singularity Movie Detour 16:24 Time Is The Villain 17:44 Dr Evil And Shrek 19:04 Killmonger Spotlight 20:55 Horror Villains Rundown

    24 min
  2. Sir Hugh Beaver and 7 Other Guinness Facts (Jay Was 15 About the Name)

    May 28

    Sir Hugh Beaver and 7 Other Guinness Facts (Jay Was 15 About the Name)

    I always thought I loved Guinness, but after going to Ireland, I realized I had only been dating it casually. Now it’s a full‑blown relationship. This round is packed with Guinness facts so wild they should come with their own creamy head. Grab a pint, hold it up to the light, and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about the Black Stuff. In this round we talk about: The 9,000‑year lease that proves Arthur Guinness was playing the long gameWhy Guinness didn’t start as a stoutThe ruby red secret hiding in every pint Nitrogen bubbles, magic, and the creamy head that launched a thousand pintsGuinness employee benefits, doctor’s orders, and the mighty Guinness harpThe surprising origin of Guinness World Records.Round 315 ~~~~~~~ Join the Beer Thursday Patreon and unlock early access to upcoming rounds, behind‑the‑scenes fun, and the warm glow of supporting two guys who once tried to calculate 9,000 years without carrying the one. The next 17 Patrons who begin at the $10 Level gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group ~~~~~~~ If you want to see Guinness poured so beautifully that it might make you weep, check out Jay’s Beertography on Instagram. Drinks, cigars, and questionable lighting choices await. Follow @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram. ~~~~~~~ Subscribe to Beer Thursday and leave a 5‑star review so the algorithm knows you enjoy ruby‑red beer facts and nitrogen‑powered nonsense. ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round pours out eight fascinating facts about Guinness. This legendary Irish stout isn’t actually black. Shayne and Jay explore the 9,000‑year lease that made Arthur Guinness a real estate visionary, the surprising ale‑to‑porter‑to‑stout evolution, and the ruby red glow hiding inside every pint. They talk about nitrogen bubbles, creamy heads, sinking bubbles, and why Guinness looks like it’s defying gravity. The guys also dig into Guinness employee benefits, doctors prescribing Guinness for “health,” the iconic harp logo, and how Guinness helped create the Guinness World Records. It’s a fun, fast, and frothy journey through beer history, perfect for Guinness fans, beer nerds, and anyone who loves a good pour of trivia. Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! AI Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! Jump to your favorite of our expertly curated episode chapters! 00:00 Beer Thursday Setup 00:55 Love Affair With Guinness 01:58 The Legendary 9000 Year Lease 03:58 From Ale To Stout 05:28 Guinness Isn't Actually Black 06:29 The Creamy Head Doesn't Come From Magic 08:00 Toast Break And Banter 09:08 Guinness Worker Benefits 10:10 Doctors Used To Prescribe It 11:15 Harp Logo And Irish State 12:07 Birth of the Book of World Records 13:44 Patreon Plug And Wrap Up

    15 min
  3. Pedal to the Metal: Cars We've Had, Wrecked, and Still Want

    May 21

    Pedal to the Metal: Cars We've Had, Wrecked, and Still Want

    Cars, nostalgia, and questionable decisions behind the wheel — Round 314 of Beer Thursday is a full-throttle trip down memory lane. Jay and Shayne talk high school rides, dream cars, totaled memories, and the one car Shayne would take over a Ferrari. ~~~~~~~ You never forget your first car… especially if it was loud, fast, or smelled vaguely like gasoline and regret. In this round, your dreaded drivers of drivel pop the hood on our automotive past. The cool cars, the uncool cars, the cars we totaled, and the cars we still drool over like teenagers at a Camaro dealership. Strap in. Or don’t. Most of our high‑school cars didn’t have working seatbelts anyway. Round 314 In this round, we cover: The legendary Ford EXP and its short, tragic lifeShayne’s dream‑crushing Camaro momentCars we painted, loved, and promptly totaledThe mighty Buick eraDream cars: TransAm, 300ZX, old trucks, and more~~~~~~~ Join the Beer Thursday Patreon! The next 17 Patrons who start at the $10 level get access to the exclusive Beer Thursday Facebook group — the best place to hang out between rounds. Don't miss your spot at the bar! ~~~~~~~ Follow Jay's Beertography! Jay doesn't just drink it. He shoots it! His feed is full of drool-worthy drink and cigar photography that'll make your eyes happy and your wallet nervous. Follow the visual magic at @BeerThursdayShow. ~~~~~~~ Subscribe, Rate & Review! Hit follow on your podcast app so we're there every Thursday — right on time, like a cold one waiting in the fridge. If we've earned it, drop us a 5-star review. It helps more than you know! ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Buckle up, buttercup! This episode is a joyride through the garage of Jay and Shayne's past. The High School Years Jay had a Ford EXP that looked like a tiny sports car... until he totaled it. Then came the burnt orange Oldsmobile tank he tried to destroy (and couldn't). Shayne nearly scored a 1972 Camaro Z28 with a 350 engine, but mom heard it start up and said NOPE. He ended up with a candy-apple-red Toyota Celica with a CB radio, which he also totaled. Common thread? Yes. Funny? Also yes. Dream Cars & Coveted Rides Jay's dream lineup: a '65 Mustang, a retro Dodge Charger, an El Camino (car meets pickup truck perfection), and a classic beat-up old Ford truck straight out of a country song. Oh, and the most coveted car of all, which he would take over any Ferrari or Bentley. But Shayne's #1 dream car? He's already shopping. Budget: $14K. Current listings: not cooperating. Pedal to the Metal: Cars We've Had, Wrecked, and Still Want ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!

    16 min
  4. A Slippery Situation: Bar Soap vs. Body Wash

    May 14

    A Slippery Situation: Bar Soap vs. Body Wash

    Today, your defenders of cleanliness are diving deep [like really scrubbing in] on one of the most polarizing hygiene debates known to mankind: bar soap versus body wash. Grab your loofah and settle in, because things are about to get sudsy. Bar soap vs. body wash: who wins the lather battle?Loofahs, charcoal sponges, and rags — which tool reigns supreme?The cost breakdown: is body wash REALLY more expensive?Chemicals, clean ingredients, and Bath & Body Works bourbon scentThe Rock's shampoo and why Shayne still has the same bottle from 2024Round 313 is squeaky clean! ~~~~~~~ If you love Beer Thursday and want to smell as fresh as our questionable decisions, join the Beer Thursday Patreon! The next 17 Patrons who join at the $10 level get exclusive access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group — where the conversations are clean, but the jokes… not so much. ~~~~~~~ Want to see Jay’s world‑class drink and cigar photography? Follow @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram. It’s like body wash for your eyeballs — refreshing, energizing, and occasionally smoky. ~~~~~~~ Subscribe & Leave Us a 5-Star Review! If you're not subscribed yet, what are you even doing?! Hit that subscribe button so we magically appear in your ears like a high-quality conditioner — without the plastic bottle guilt. And if you love the show, drop us a 5-star review. It helps more than you know. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Bar Soap vs. Body Wash: The Great Shower Showdown 🧼 Which side of the shower are YOU on? In the 313th round, Jay and Shayne finally tackle the debate that's been steaming up bathrooms everywhere: bar soap or body wash? Jay's firmly in the body wash camp. He's rocking a charcoal-infused sponge from Nordstrom Rack, shopping Bath & Body Works sales like a pro, and using a shampoo-body wash combo that basically replaces cologne. Three functions. One bottle. Zero hair required. Shayne, the Southern bar soap loyalist, is riding with his washcloth (he calls it a rag — he's from below the Mason-Dixon line, y'all), shopping clean-ingredient soaps from Sprouts, and still using the same bottle of The Rock's shampoo he bought in September 2024. That's commitment. The real topics they got into: Does body wash actually lather well, or does it need a loofah to shine?Bar soap: cheaper upfront, but does it dry out your skin?Irish Spring smells amazing... but it'll leave your skin as dry as a podcast with no punsPlastic bottle guilt, clean ingredients, and why Sprouts natural soap might be the moveThe Rock, conditioner, and a Billy Madison quote that got way out of handThe verdict? They landed on different sides — but agreed that smelling good is everyone's goal. 00:00 – The Great Soap Debate Begins 00:26 – Jay’s Pro‑Body‑Wash Opening Argument 01:44 – Bath & Body Works: The Manly Edition 03:20 – Cost, Chemicals & Clean Ingredients 05:01 – Lather Wars: Rag vs. Loofah 06:20 – Coal‑Infused Sponge Exfoliation 07:30 – Bald‑Guy Shampoo Strategy 08:35 – The Toast of Cleanliness 09:02 – Plastics and Chemicals in soaps 14:38 – Final verdict and the neverending Papatui Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!

    20 min
  5. Far From "Spider-Man: Far From Home" [Redux]

    May 7

    Far From "Spider-Man: Far From Home" [Redux]

    You know, Shayne and I set out to talk about Spider‑Man: Far From Home, but like any good Marvel movie, we immediately veered into a Phase One origin story. Because nothing says “focused podcasting” like spending twenty minutes ranking movies from 2008. Grab your shield, your hammer, or your preemptive‑strike bathroom plan — we’re assembling. Round 312! (A Redux of Round 28 from June 11, 2020!) In this round we discuss: ​Iron Man’s surprise greatness​Hulk actor musical chairs​Thor, Natalie Portman, and Kat Dennings​Captain America: peak patriotism and peak Chris Evans​The legendary "preemptive strike" bathroom strategy​Jay's definitive Phase One ranking (The Avengers is NOT #1, and Shayne is personally offended)~~~~~~~ Want bonus rounds, early access, and the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two guys who can't stay on topic? Join Beer Thursday on Patreon! ~~~~~~~ Jay snaps heroic photos of drinks, cigars, and occasionally himself pretending to be Thor. Follow the beertography adventures and join the visual side of Beer Thursday! ~~~~~~~ If Beer Thursday has ever made you laugh, snort, or spit out your drink — subscribe, leave a rating, and drop a review! It helps more people find us, and frankly, we need the validation. ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: The boys dive deep into Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase One, ranking the original six films and arguing about everything from Iron Man’s swagger to Thor’s unexpected charm. Shayne confesses he didn’t see half the movies until way too late, Jay defends Captain America like it’s his patriotic duty, and both agree that Mark Ruffalo is the Hulk we deserve. They also reveal the sacred art of the “preemptive strike” — the bathroom run before trailers — proving once again that Beer Thursday is where cinematic wisdom meets questionable life choices. ~~~~~~~ Chapters 00:00 – Whiskey Voice Begins 01:30 - Shayne's issue with the movie order 02:40 – Iron Man Awakens 05:23 – Hulk Actor Swap 06:15 – Don Cheadle Upgrade 10:28 – Thor Surprises: Thor, Natalie, and Kat 13:00 – Cap Takes the Lead 14:55 – Avengers Assemble 17:43 – Spider‑Man? Not Really 18:26 – Preemptive Strike Strategy AI Disclosure Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence!

    21 min
  6. Won't You Be My Neighbor? (Please Don't, It's Weird)

    Apr 30

    Won't You Be My Neighbor? (Please Don't, It's Weird)

    You ever look at your neighbor’s house and think, “Yep… something weird is happening over there”? Well, grab a lawn chair and a Solo Stove, because today we’re talking about the strange, suspicious, and occasionally flute‑powered mysteries of the folks next door. I’m Jay, and I promise I didn’t kill any of my neighbors — but I am keeping an eye on that shed. Round 311 Topics we hit: Mysterious late‑night tool noisesPan flutes, skin flutes, and questionable craftsmanshipChildhood neighbor chaosHermit life and window‑watchingThe lost art of being neighborly~~~~~~~ Become the kind of neighbor we actually want to talk to! Join the Beer Thursday Patreon. The next 17 Patrons who join at the $10 level unlock access to the exclusive Beer Thursday Facebook group — where the jokes are spicy, the conversations are friendly, and nobody runs a chainsaw after midnight. Probably. ~~~~~~~ We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at beerthursdayshow on Instagram! Your feedback is not just appreciated; it's crucial to our growth. Join the conversation, share your thoughts, and be a part of our growing community. Your voice matters! ~~~~~~~ Never miss a round [aka, an episode]! Please help us reach more listeners by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your feedback is a powerful tool that helps us improve and boosts our visibility and credibility in the podcasting world! ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round is all about neighbors — the weird ones, the loud ones, the missing ones, and the ones who might be crafting a nuclear‑powered pan flute in their shed. The crew shares stories about strange noises, hermit habits, childhood neighbor adventures, and the slow death of old‑school neighborliness. It’s funny, chaotic, and everyone can relate! Everyone who has neighbors, that is. If you’ve ever wondered what’s happening next door, this round is your people. ~~~~~~~ 00:00 – Welcome to the Neighborhood00:50 – Jay's Mystery Neighbor & the Shed of Secrets04:36 – Did Your Parents Actually Talk to Neighbors? 07:55 – Tiny Neighbors, Big Energy, and the toast 09:49 – Shayne's Kroger Neighbor Reunion12:15 – A 92-Year-Old Walking Buddy 14:15 – How do we never see our neighbors?17:13 – Einstein, Big Bang Theory & Everybody Likes Penny19:03 – Mr. Rogers Signs Off

    20 min
  7. Bands Who Replaced Their Lead Singer (And Nobody Noticed!) Except Us. We Noticed

    Apr 23

    Bands Who Replaced Their Lead Singer (And Nobody Noticed!) Except Us. We Noticed

    Who's your favorite band that replaced their lead singer? Were they still your favorite with the new singer? Me neither! Today, Shayne, Jay, and Tim discuss every band change we can think of. And a few we didn't think of! Round 310! ~~~~~~~ If you love Beer Thursday and want to support the show, join us on Patreon! The next 18 Patrons who hop in at the $10 level get exclusive access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group — where the riffs are hot, the jokes are cold, and the beer is… also cold. ~~~~~~~ Want to see Jay’s latest beertography masterpiece? Follow @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram for frosty drinks, smoky cigars, and the occasional artsy shot that looks like it belongs in a museum dedicated to hops. ~~~~~~~ Make sure you’re subscribed so each new round magically appears on your phone like a rock‑and‑roll fairy godmother. And if you leave us a 5‑star review, we’ll replace absolutely no one. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round rocks harder than AC/DC after a singer swap. The guys debate Van Halen’s two eras, AC/DC’s seamless transition, Judas Priest’s Ripper moment, and whether Journey is still Journey if only one dude from Journey is in Journey. They also wander into Genesis, Tears for Fears, Alice in Chains, Foreigner, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and even the Temptations, proving no genre is safe from a good Beer Thursday tangent. If you love band drama, vocal‑cord longevity contests, or hearing grown men argue about who can still hit the high notes, this round is your backstage pass. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Aritie is AI. Get it? Aritie-ficial Intelligence!

    26 min
  8. Who are the Coolest Celebrities? (Hint: It’s Not Us)

    Apr 16

    Who are the Coolest Celebrities? (Hint: It’s Not Us)

    Have you ever noticed how some celebrities just radiate cool? Like they walk into a room and suddenly you’re rethinking your entire personality. Well, Shayne and Jay are sorting out who truly belongs in the Celebrity Cool Kids Club. Spoiler: it’s not who you think… and also exactly who you think. It's a very cool round 309! ~~~~~~~ Join the Beer Thursday Patreon and support the show! The next 18 patrons who join at the $10 level get exclusive access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group — where the cool kids (and us) hang out. Your support keeps the rounds flowing and the nonsense growing. ~~~~~~~ If you like your beverages photographed with the same passion some people reserve for their children, follow Jay’s beertography magic on Instagram at @BeerThursdayShow. Drinks, cigars, vibes — all captured with maximum coolness. ~~~~~~~ Make sure you’re subscribed so every new round magically appears on your device at 4:37 AM. And if you leave us a 5‑star review, we’ll consider you an honorary cool celebrity yourself. ~~~~~~~ Here’s what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round is basically a red carpet of cool. Shayne and Jay break down the celebrities who seem genuinely awesome — not just famous. We’re talking Matthew McConaughey and his spiritual cowboy energy. Henry Winkler, the nicest man alive. Tom Felton, ukulele king and dog‑loving sweetheart. Keanu Reeves, patron saint of kindness. Bill Murray, who might show up at your party uninvited… and somehow make it better. There’s even a Rick Springfield hug report, Drew Barrymore appreciation, and a George W. Bush cameo in the conversation. It’s wholesome. It’s goofy. It’s full of celebrity coolness, Beer Thursday‑style. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! ~~~~~~~ Chapters 00:00 – McConaughey: Poet, Actor, Spirit Guide 02:25 – Henry Winkler: Hugger of Humans 04:55 – Tom Felton and the Ukulele of Destiny 07:10 – Time for a Toast 08:10 – Keanu Reeves: Humanity’s Favorite 09:20 – Lin-Manuel Miranda 10:35 – Bill Murray Sightings 12:23 – Rick Springfield Is Handsome (Officially) 14:24 – Katee Sackhoff 15:45 – Jeff Bridges 18:55 – Drew Barrymore Appreciation 19:30 – George W. Bush and the Cute Little Show 21:05 – Landing the Plane

    23 min
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

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  • Creator
    Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    318
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Show Website
    Beer Thursday