Beer Thursday

Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

  1. Teleporters, Capuchins, and Other Strange Things: Random Topic Generator, Volume 7

    1D AGO

    Teleporters, Capuchins, and Other Strange Things: Random Topic Generator, Volume 7

    We take the winds and throw caution to the plunger as we rest our fates in the cold hands of the Random Topic Generator! Round 302! We truly value your support on the Beer Thursday Patreon page. Your backing helps us keep creating episodes you enjoy, making you an essential part of our community. Thank you for helping us grow! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Enjoy Jay's brilliant beertography and connect with us on Instagram at beerthursdayshow⁠. Share your feedback, stories, and comments-your input helps us improve and feel more connected with you. Follow us and join the conversation! ~~~~~~~ Never miss an episode and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. We value your feedback and look forward to your active participation in our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Random Topics & Retro Vibes: A Beer Thursday special Get ready for a wild ride on this Beer Thursday round as we dive into the Random Topic Generator for Volume 7! Your hosts, Jay and Shayne, spin the wheel of randomness, tackling everything from favorite holidays to science fiction tech we wish were real. Expect laughs and a hearty dose of nostalgia as they chat about binging classic shows like 'Stranger Things' and 'Little House on the Prairie.' Plus, you'll get a sneak peek into their preferred ways to waste time and hear some quirky toasts. Tune in for a brew-tiful blend of humor, randomness, and fun! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome 00:36 Random Topic Generator Returns 01:20 Favorite Holidays Discussion 02:38 Science Fiction Technology Wishlist 03:44 Favorite Ways to Waste Time 06:45 Personal Mascots 08:23 Binge-Watching Habits 12:05 Beautiful Places Nearby 14:22 Closing Remarks and Farewell

    15 min
  2. Where do You Want to Travel This Year? [We discuss it and drop about 40 F-Bombs!]

    FEB 5

    Where do You Want to Travel This Year? [We discuss it and drop about 40 F-Bombs!]

    Where do you dream of traveling to this year? Australia, an island, the United States, the western part of your state, or the world? Join the dreams and fun as we discuss the places we'd like to visit this year. And drop 40 F-bombs. Round 301! ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Join a community of travel and humor lovers, and help us keep the laughs coming. Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing, leaving a 5-star review, and sharing this episode with friends to grow our community and support. We love hearing from our listeners, so don't be shy about sharing your thoughts and joining the conversation. ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support helps us keep sharing these fun stories and makes you feel like a valued part of our community. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Around the World with the F-Bomb Squad: Travel Tales & Morgan Freeman In this hilariously chaotic round, our hosts dive into their top travel destinations while dropping F-bombs like they're hot! From wishing to witness the Detroit Red Wings' next Stanley Cup win to the treacherous yet tantalizing wilds of Australia, they cover it all. They passionately discuss why 'm**********r' is the ultimate curse word and revel in AI-generated Morgan Freeman voices on their navigation apps. Tune in for talks about deadly Aussie critters, scenic bike rides from Germany to Budapest, and dreams of a tropical cruise - all infused with a healthy dose of irreverent humor. If you love travel, sarcasm, and a bit of cussing, this round is your ticket to ride! 00:00 Introduction and Impersonations 00:30 AI Morgan Freeman and Subscription Hacks 01:13 The Versatility of 'M**********r' 01:56 Australia Travel Plans 04:11 Dangers of Australian Wildlife 06:06 Family Connections and Ancestry 07:56 Ireland and Scotland 11:45 Ireland and Scotland again. 12:04 Kiki's ancestry 14:17 Skank Sister? 14:50 Shayne wants to visit the Azores! 15:28 Future Travel Plans and Retirement Dreams 16:23 The Toast and the Beverage Dilemma 16:36 Planning the Second Half 17:33 Heartfelt Irish Toast 18:15 Travel Plans and Destinations 19:25 Hawaii and the Brady Bunch 22:17 Rock Band Memories 24:28 Cycling and River Cruising the Danube 27:48 Cruise Tips and Drink Packages 30:12 Closing Remarks and Call to Action

    30 min
  3. What Would We Tell Our Younger Selves? [Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Good!]

    JAN 29

    What Would We Tell Our Younger Selves? [Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Good!]

    If you could go back in time and give yourself advice, what would you tell yourself? Invest in Apple? Bet on the Patriots? Don't quit your job in January 2020? Would you give your younger self the best vice you could ever have? Answer: Check out round 300 of Beer Thursday! As regular listeners and supporters, you already know our humor and personal stories-here's a chance to reflect on what we've learned and share your own insights! ~~~~~~~~~~ Follow ⁠Beer Thursday on Instagram⁠ so you can enjoy Jay's brilliant beer photography and join the convo next time we go live! ~~~~~~~~~~ If you enjoy what we do on  Beer Thursday, consider supporting us on Patreon or joining our community through social media. Your contributions and engagement help us keep the show going and create a vibrant space for humor and stories. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss an episode and help us grow by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcast app. Your support makes our journey to the top more fun and rewarding for everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Round 300: Time Traveling Shenanigans and 300 Rounds of Fun! In this milestone round (aka, episode) of Beer Thursday, Shayne and Jay celebrate their 300th round of podcasting! There's even a guest appearance by Tim and Kiki, who join in the celebration and hilarity. Reflecting on their 35 years, they jokingly discuss their journey, including potential advice they'd give to their younger selves if they could travel back in time. Expect humorous banter about everything from lighter fluid mishaps to hypothetical band setups. Tune in for a nostalgic and comedic trip across the timelines of Beer Thursday. 00:00 Introduction to the 300th Round 00:25 Reflecting on 300 Episodes 02:24 Special Guests and Celebrations 03:03 Cigar Talk and Lighter Troubles 04:36 Advice to Our Younger Selves 10:21 Time Travel Theories and Fun 15:03 Shayne's Musical Strategy 15:44 Reflecting on Life Choices 17:27 Advice to Younger Selves 19:38 Celebrating Milestones 25:25 Hypothetical Band Dreams 29:23 Final Thoughts and Farewells

    31 min
  4. From the Band Hall to the Cemetery: We March Down Memory Lane!

    JAN 22

    From the Band Hall to the Cemetery: We March Down Memory Lane!

    Do you have fond memories of back in the day when the days were good and old? Grab your checkerboard and spittoon! Today, we're reliving the glorious days of our youth on today's nostalgic round. It's round 299! ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support helps us keep sharing these fun stories and makes you feel like a valued part of our community. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Enjoy Jay's brilliant beertography and let us know what you think at ⁠beerthursdayshow on Instagram⁠! Your feedback, stories, and comments help us improve and feel more connected with you. ~~~~~~~ Never miss a round and be part of our journey to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support helps us keep sharing these nostalgic stories and makes you feel like an essential part of our growth! ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Marching Down Memory Lane: The Good Ol' Band Days What's up, Beer Thursday listeners! This week’s round, brought to you by Kiki and Tim, dives into high school memories, band geek days, and all those warm, fuzzy, funny moments that make nostalgia so fun for adults like us. From reminiscing about drum majors to recounting hilarious band stories, this round is packed with laughs and throwbacks. Join Tim, Kiki, Shayne, and Jay as they toast to the age-old question: Who was the best drum major? And stick around for some crazy tales of cruising Cooper and getting high at Scragg. You won’t want to miss this stroll down memory lane! ~~~~~~~ 00:00 Welcome to the 299th Round of Beer Thursday! 00:56 Reminiscing About the Good Old Days 02:24 Band Geeks and Drum Line Memories 04:53 Favorite Drum Majors Debate 14:24 Technical Difficulties and Live Streaming Ideas 15:21 Niece's Hilarious Swearing Habit 15:50 Tim's Face-Licking Tradition 17:21 High School Reunion Plans 22:25 Football and Nostalgia 23:28 Cemetery Adventures and Old Memories 29:18 Podcast Milestone and Wrap-Up

    31 min
  5. Cerealously Speaking: Our Favorite Cereals (Then and Now) [A Podcast Journey Through Time and Milk]

    JAN 15

    Cerealously Speaking: Our Favorite Cereals (Then and Now) [A Podcast Journey Through Time and Milk]

    What's your favorite cereal? Prepare your shiniest bowl and spoon, true believers! Join us for this trip down cereal lane as your crispy heroes take a stand against our friendliest foe and our most formidable ally, cereal. ~~~~~~~~~~ Take a seat, hit repeat, and strap on your favorite time travel vest, cos today’s round is milky sweet! Round 31 Redux! ~~~~~~~~~~ We want to know what you think! What were your favorite cereals as a kid? What are your favorite cereals now? Are you pro-marshmallow or anti-marshmallow? ~~~~~~~~~~ Supporting us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page is key to keeping these episodes coming. Your backing helps us create more fun content and makes you part of our journey. We couldn't do it without you! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss an episode and help us grow by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcast app. Your support keeps the cereal fun going! ~~~~~~~~~~ Trick Question: What round of Beer Thursday premiered today (in podcast years)? ~~~~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Cereal Shenanigans and Childhood Nostalgia Get ready for another round of laughs and nostalgia on this week's Beer Thursday with your hosts Shayne and Jay! Join the duo as they crack open beers and take a whimsical journey back to their childhoods, reminiscing about their favorite cereal brands and wacky commercials. From the sugary goodness of Lucky Charms and Cocoa Pebbles to the surprising origins of Kellogg's, this episode is filled with tasty tidbits and quirky humor. Plus, they ponder the mysteries of cereal mascots, debate marshmallows, and even dish out some trivia about the original intentions behind those crunchy breakfast staples. Don't miss out—it's a spoonful of fun!

    18 min
  6. Bottles Vs. Cans: The Final Stand

    JAN 8

    Bottles Vs. Cans: The Final Stand

    Do you prefer beer in bottles or cans? Well, you are correct! Maybe. Join our informative and opinionated debate on the winner of this long-standing rivalry. Round 298! Your support on the Beer Thursday Patreon page is genuinely appreciated, helping us keep the fun going and making you feel part of our community. We look forward to hearing your thoughts on Durango Brothers and other music. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss an episode and join the conversation by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support helps us grow and keeps the fun alive! Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Beer Thursday Showdown: The Great Beer Bottle vs. Can Debate! Join us on this spirited round of Beer Thursday, where our hosts and special guest Tim (or is it Throat Wobbler Mangrove?) hilariously dive into the age-old debate: Beer bottles vs. Beer cans! Discover why beer tastes better from a bottle, but cans are oh-so-convenient for shotgunning and sneaky drinking escapades. The guys reminisce about the science behind bottle and can preferences, share infamous beer stories, and express their love for all things hops and barley. Grab a cold one (can or bottle, you decide) and tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and some serious beer talk. Don't miss out on the can-tentious discussion and bottle-licious banter!

    22 min
  7. The Best New Year's Resolutions Ever [Redux]

    JAN 1

    The Best New Year's Resolutions Ever [Redux]

    Do you hate all the pressure of New Year's Resolutions? Where do you start? Today, we reveal the 3 New Year's Resolutions to ensure the best 2021 ever!   New Year's Resolutions and Unfair Names Karen, Darth, and ThanosJay’s ResolutionShayne’s Perfect 3 ResolutionsWhat is your New Year's Resolution for 2026? Disclaimer: If these New Year's Resolutions work, they'll work just as well in 2026 as they did in 2021, assuming they worked in 2021.   Spoiler alert: They didn't not work. Round 56 Redux! ~~~~~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support helps us keep creating fun episodes like this, making you a valued part of our community. Enjoy early access, exclusive content, and the satisfaction of helping us grow! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group, where you can connect with other beer enthusiasts, participate in live Q&A sessions with the hosts, and get sneak peeks of upcoming rounds. Never miss a round, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. And remember, sharing this round with your friends spreads the holiday cheer and brings more people into our quirky community! The more, the merrier! So what are you waiting for? Subscribe, review, and share now! Your active participation is what keeps our community thriving. ********** Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Debating David Grohl, Woody Harrelson, and New Year’s Resolutions on Beer Thursday! Get ready for another hilarious, off-the-cuff round of Beer Thursday! Join Shayne and Jay as they kick off the round by tackling the burning question: Is Woody Harrelson the David Grohl of film? Spoiler alert: comparisons quickly get even crazier! The guys then dive into everything New Year's—when does the decade actually start? What are the best New Year's resolutions? Shayne shares his three perfect resolutions, and they aren't what you'd expect! Plus, we debate the woes of having the name Karen in today’s world and make some rather un-bird-lievable jokes. End the round with a serious toast and a few wild bird-related tangents. Don't miss out, tune in now, and rock and roll all night with Beer Thursday!

    17 min
  8. Kiss Alive 2: Rock and Roll Over-Analysis

    12/25/2025

    Kiss Alive 2: Rock and Roll Over-Analysis

    What are the best and worst Kiss albums, and what makes them so good? And what makes the bad ones even better? Tim, the Enchanter, is back to discuss one of our most favorite rock bands in the history of us! Round 297! Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page and become part of our rock 'n' roll family! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Enjoy Jay's brilliant beertography and let us know what you think at ⁠beerthursdayshow on Instagram⁠! Your feedback is always appreciated and helps us improve. Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support keeps the music alive! Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: KISSin' and Tellin': The Best and Worst of KISS Albums Get ready for a rockin' ride with the Beer Thursday crew as they dive deep into the galaxy of KISS! From praising 'Love Gun' to debating the lows of 'Crazy Nights,' Tim, Jay, and Shayne discuss it all with their signature humor and wit. Discover why some hits soar while others fall flat, and get the lowdown on the legendary band's ups and downs, focusing on KISS albums and band history. Plus, find out about the band's wild merchandising ventures and get ready for a laugh-out-loud toast. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just curious, this round will have you hooked. Don't miss the rock 'n' roll banter and inside scoops on the iconic KISS! 00:00 Introduction and Theme Song 00:22 Discussing Favorite and Least Favorite KISS Albums 03:01 Debating KISS's Commercial Success and Musical Evolution 04:13 Rolling Stones Influence and KISS Trivia 06:32 Toasts and Personal KISS Stories 10:33 KISS's Merchandising and Business Ventures 14:33 Final Thoughts and Call to Action

    16 min
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

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  • Creator
    Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    304
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Show Website
    Beer Thursday