Beer Thursday

Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

  1. 6 1/2 Phrases We Can't Say Anymore And Why [Yes, We Make Fun of All of Them]

    1D AGO

    6 1/2 Phrases We Can't Say Anymore And Why [Yes, We Make Fun of All of Them]

    Do you enjoy not saying words you're not supposed to? We do too! Unfortunately, we have to say these words so that we can tell you what words you can't say. Don't blame us! They've been canceled. It's out of our control. Today's post is inspired by the article "30 phrases liberals won't let us say anymore," which said 15 when we started recording. Round 305: Brought to you by cheap‑ass boots ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Join the Beer Thursday Patreon and keep the rounds flowing! The next eighteen Patrons who join at the $10 level get access to the secret Beer Thursday Facebook group, where the conversations are as wild as the phrases we’re apparently not allowed to say anymore. Plus, you'll get to hear part 2 of this series on Monday instead of 6 months from now! ~~~~~~~ Want to see beer, cigars, and questionable lighting choices? Follow Jay’s Beertography on Instagram at @BeerThursdayShow. It’s like National Geographic, but with more hops and fewer endangered animals. ~~~~~~~ Make sure you subscribe so you never miss a round, and leave us a five‑star review so we can keep pretending we’re professionals. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This round dives into canceled phrases and politically incorrect sayings that the internet says we shouldn’t use anymore. Shayne and Jay start with “hold down the fort,” which apparently has a “dark secret,” depending on which Civil War general you ask. Then they tackle “ladies and gentlemen,” which is now too limiting for a world with more than two genders and at least three million opinions. Bootstraps come next, along with the shocking discovery that boots are expensive and cheap‑ass boots hurt your feet. A heartfelt toast follows, proving that words are powerful, emotional, and occasionally sharp as a box cutter. Then comes “powwow,” which leads to a debate about cultural appropriation, tribal languages, tomahawks, and the Kansas City Chefs. “Tomboy” rolls in with skateboards, cutting boards, and grammar crimes. Finally, “exotic” gets canceled for sounding like a compliment but apparently not being one. Also, it rhymes with “erotic,” which sends the round straight into Beer Thursday territory. It’s chaotic, goofy, and full of canceled‑phrase confusion — exactly what you expect from a round like this. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don’t really have a house elf. Artie is AI. Get it? Artie‑ficial Intelligence! ~~~~~~~ 00:00 – Opening Banter Shayne introduces the list, and Jay immediately breaks it. 00:47 – Fort Trouble “Hold down the fort” gets canceled for mysterious reasons. 02:27 – Shop Talk “Man the shop” becomes “person the shop.” 04:29 – Ladies & Gents George Michael, gender counts, and confusion. 06:26 – Bootstraps: don't pull them Cheap‑ass boots and social commentary. 08:14 – Toast Time A poetic tribute to the human word. 09:15 – Powwow Cultural debates and ancient detergent secrets. 11:30 – Chiefs & Chefs Sports names and accidental appropriation. 14:00 – Tomboy Skateboards, cutting boards, and grammar guilt. 16:30 – Exotic Compliments, confusion, and rhyming danger.

    20 min
  2. Shows We Wish The Other Would Watch [Redux (from 2020)!]

    MAR 5

    Shows We Wish The Other Would Watch [Redux (from 2020)!]

    Welcome to the mullet of podcasts! Today, we travel back to July of 2020, when we tackled a highly controversial issue among the Beer Thursday crew: Shows we wish the other would watch. Listen and find out for yourself what shows we suggest! What do you think of the shows that we suggested?What show do you wish your friends would watch?What show do you want us to watch?Let us know in the Beer Thursday Facebook group! ~~~~~~~ If you enjoy what we do, please show us some love on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support means the world to us and helps us continue to create entertaining and thought-provoking content. Join our Patreon community and be a part of our journey. Your support is more than just a contribution; it’s a vote of confidence that enables us to keep delivering engaging content. So, become a member of our Patreon community and join us on our journey! At the $10 level, the next 17 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ **Join the Conversation! 🎙️**   We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback isn’t just appreciated; it’s the heartbeat of our community! We want to hear from you—share your thoughts and help us spark engaging discussions. Your voice truly matters, and every contribution makes our conversations richer. **Don’t Miss an Episode! 🔔**   Stay connected and never miss a round! Subscribe to our podcast and be part of our journey. If you love what you hear, help us spread the word—leave us a glowing 5-star review on your favorite podcast app. Your feedback not only elevates our show but also enhances our outreach and credibility in the podcasting world. Let’s grow together! ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Welcome back to another freshly polished redux round of Beer Thursday—the mullet of podcasting. Business up front. Party in the back. Confusion everywhere. In this round from the 2020 vault (now with better sound and the same amount of nonsense), Shayne and Jay swap TV shows they think the other really needs to watch. It’s part recommendation list, part therapy session, and part “Wait, why are we talking about ghost hunters again?” You’ll hear about Ozark, Yellowstone, Psych, Jessica Jones, Hunters, and shows that probably should’ve stayed canceled. Plus, bourbon memories, Costner's chin, and the fun chaos of the podcast's lively, unpredictable style. Grab a drink. Grab a show list. Grab your chin and tilt it dramatically like Costner. Let’s binge. ~~~~~~~ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome to the Mullet of Podcasting 01:30 – The Great TV Swap Begins 03:45 – Yellowstone: Cowboy Godfather 06:30 – Ghost Hunters & Dramatic Looks 08:00 – Bourbon Break 09:30 – Hunters: Tarantino Meets Pacino 11:45 – Psych: The Show That Is Basically Shayne 14:00 – Shows That Shouldn’t Have Been Canceled 16:00 – Umbrella Academy: A House Divided 18:00 – Jessica Jones Homework Assignment 19:00 – The Outro of Confusion ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Aritie is AI. Get it? Aritie-ficial Intelligence!

    20 min
  3. To All the Jobs We've Hated Before [and to Ones We've Hated Less]

    FEB 26

    To All the Jobs We've Hated Before [and to Ones We've Hated Less]

    Have you ever had a job you hated? Do we like to ask stupid questions? Put on your blandest shirt and fakest smile 'cos your hard-working harbingers of horror reveal jobs they've hated. Round 304! Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback is not just appreciated, it's integral to our growth. Join the conversation, share your thoughts, and be a part of our growing community! Your voice matters to us, and we value your contributions to our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Never miss a round and be a part of our journey to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support means the world to us! Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Spin the Dial: Wild Job Stories and Bizarre Banter Join us for a hilariously offbeat episode where we spin the random topic generator and dive into the wild world of worst and favorite jobs. From seven days in 7-Eleven to questionable telemarketing tactics, our hosts share outrageous stories from their work history. Ever heard of "petting parties" in the '20s? We got that covered, too. Additionally, a new profession has emerged: the "Beer-ista." Whether you're job-hunting or just need a laugh, this episode will make your workday fly by!

    19 min
  4. Breaking Bad Bunny's Controversial Halftime Show Down [at the Event We Can't Legally Mention]

    FEB 19

    Breaking Bad Bunny's Controversial Halftime Show Down [at the Event We Can't Legally Mention]

    What did you think of Bad Bunny's halftime performance in that game that wasn't played in a bowl and wasn't all that super? There was no slowdown to the showdown between the Bad Bunny lovers and haters. Your super hosts didn't fall for the hype until there was hype to be fallen for. Today, we bowl through the controversy and reveal what's really important: Our thoughts on the extravaganza! Then we shoehorn Breaking Bad into the title of this round! Round 303! Love what you're hearing on Beer Thursday? Show your support on our Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your contributions help us keep the beer flowing and the stories coming. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ We'd love to hear what you think and see Jay's brilliant beertography at @BeerThursdayShow on Instagram! Your feedback is not just appreciated, it's integral to our growth. Join the conversation, share your thoughts, and be a part of our growing community! Your voice matters to us, and we value your contributions to our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: This week on Beer Thursday, Shayne and Jay hop straight into the most “controversial” Super Bowl halftime show since… well, since the last time people got mad about something they didn’t understand. That’s right — we’re talking Bad Bunny, the Puerto Rican superstar who brought dancing bushes, Mickey Mouse gloves, and a whole lot of Spanish to America’s favorite football‑and‑pharmaceutical‑commercial event. Was the outrage real?Was it fake?Was it just people yelling at clouds again?Was it all worth it in the end? Your fearless purveyors of truth, justice, and the American way break down the performance, the politics, the poking‑the‑bear moments, and why Kid Rock is the last person who should headline anything involving the word “family.” Along the way, they cover: Why Bad Bunny's climbing a telephone pole actually meant somethingWhy Prince still holds the halftime crown foreverAnd why Shayne keeps calling him Big Bunny (senior moment? Guinness moment? both?)Plus: a toast to all bunnies — Bugs, Big, Bad, and Easter. Grab a cold one and hop in. 00:00 – The Bunny Begins Shayne and Jay dive into the Bad Bunny halftime controversy and why people were mad before the show even started. 01:00 – Fake Outrage & Real Opinions The guys unpack the political noise, the “he’s not American” nonsense, and the art of being mad online. 03:00 – The NFL Wants the World: Why the league wants global fans — and why Bad Bunny was the obvious choice. 05:00 – Bunny Lore & Fun Facts Shayne shares Bad Bunny trivia: SoundCloud beginnings, church choir days, and F1 shoutouts. 10:00 – The Halftime Show Review From Mickey Mouse gloves to dancing bushes, the guys break down the performance. 13:00 – Symbolism & Power Lines: Why Bad Bunny's climbing a telephone pole was more than a stunt. 15:00 – Surprise Guests & Real Weddings Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, and a couple who actually got married on the field. 17:00 – America, the Americas, and the Argument A surprisingly thoughtful moment about identity, geography, and why everyone argues too much. 19:00 – Kid Rock and The Other Show Jay’s story about the worst opening act ever and why the “alternative halftime show” was… something. 21:00 – Lyrics, Lines & Limits The guys talk about the “offensive” lyrics and why the outrage feels selective. 22:00 – Final Thoughts & Final Sips: A toast to bunnies everywhere and a reminder to join the Beer Thursday Patreon. ~~~~~~~ Disclosure: I don't really have a house elf. Aritie is AI. Get it? Aritie-ficial Intelligence!

    23 min
  5. Teleporters, Capuchins, and Other Strange Things: Random Topic Generator, Volume 7

    FEB 12

    Teleporters, Capuchins, and Other Strange Things: Random Topic Generator, Volume 7

    We take the winds and throw caution to the plunger as we rest our fates in the cold hands of the Random Topic Generator! Round 302! We truly value your support on the Beer Thursday Patreon page. Your backing helps us keep creating episodes you enjoy, making you an essential part of our community. Thank you for helping us grow! At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will gain access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Enjoy Jay's brilliant beertography and connect with us on Instagram at beerthursdayshow⁠. Share your feedback, stories, and comments-your input helps us improve and feel more connected with you. Follow us and join the conversation! ~~~~~~~ Never miss an episode and help us take you to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. We value your feedback and look forward to your active participation in our discussions. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Random Topics & Retro Vibes: A Beer Thursday special Get ready for a wild ride on this Beer Thursday round as we dive into the Random Topic Generator for Volume 7! Your hosts, Jay and Shayne, spin the wheel of randomness, tackling everything from favorite holidays to science fiction tech we wish were real. Expect laughs and a hearty dose of nostalgia as they chat about binging classic shows like 'Stranger Things' and 'Little House on the Prairie.' Plus, you'll get a sneak peek into their preferred ways to waste time and hear some quirky toasts. Tune in for a brew-tiful blend of humor, randomness, and fun! 00:00 Introduction and Welcome 00:36 Random Topic Generator Returns 01:20 Favorite Holidays Discussion 02:38 Science Fiction Technology Wishlist 03:44 Favorite Ways to Waste Time 06:45 Personal Mascots 08:23 Binge-Watching Habits 12:05 Beautiful Places Nearby 14:22 Closing Remarks and Farewell

    15 min
  6. Where do You Want to Travel This Year? [We discuss it and drop about 40 F-Bombs!]

    FEB 5

    Where do You Want to Travel This Year? [We discuss it and drop about 40 F-Bombs!]

    Where do you dream of traveling to this year? Australia, an island, the United States, the western part of your state, or the world? Join the dreams and fun as we discuss the places we'd like to visit this year. And drop 40 F-bombs. Round 301! ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Join a community of travel and humor lovers, and help us keep the laughs coming. Never miss an episode, and help us take you to the top by subscribing, leaving a 5-star review, and sharing this episode with friends to grow our community and support. We love hearing from our listeners, so don't be shy about sharing your thoughts and joining the conversation. ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support helps us keep sharing these fun stories and makes you feel like a valued part of our community. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Around the World with the F-Bomb Squad: Travel Tales & Morgan Freeman In this hilariously chaotic round, our hosts dive into their top travel destinations while dropping F-bombs like they're hot! From wishing to witness the Detroit Red Wings' next Stanley Cup win to the treacherous yet tantalizing wilds of Australia, they cover it all. They passionately discuss why 'm**********r' is the ultimate curse word and revel in AI-generated Morgan Freeman voices on their navigation apps. Tune in for talks about deadly Aussie critters, scenic bike rides from Germany to Budapest, and dreams of a tropical cruise - all infused with a healthy dose of irreverent humor. If you love travel, sarcasm, and a bit of cussing, this round is your ticket to ride! 00:00 Introduction and Impersonations 00:30 AI Morgan Freeman and Subscription Hacks 01:13 The Versatility of 'M**********r' 01:56 Australia Travel Plans 04:11 Dangers of Australian Wildlife 06:06 Family Connections and Ancestry 07:56 Ireland and Scotland 11:45 Ireland and Scotland again. 12:04 Kiki's ancestry 14:17 Skank Sister? 14:50 Shayne wants to visit the Azores! 15:28 Future Travel Plans and Retirement Dreams 16:23 The Toast and the Beverage Dilemma 16:36 Planning the Second Half 17:33 Heartfelt Irish Toast 18:15 Travel Plans and Destinations 19:25 Hawaii and the Brady Bunch 22:17 Rock Band Memories 24:28 Cycling and River Cruising the Danube 27:48 Cruise Tips and Drink Packages 30:12 Closing Remarks and Call to Action

    30 min
  7. What Would We Tell Our Younger Selves? [Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Good!]

    JAN 29

    What Would We Tell Our Younger Selves? [Spoiler Alert: It's Pretty Good!]

    If you could go back in time and give yourself advice, what would you tell yourself? Invest in Apple? Bet on the Patriots? Don't quit your job in January 2020? Would you give your younger self the best vice you could ever have? Answer: Check out round 300 of Beer Thursday! As regular listeners and supporters, you already know our humor and personal stories-here's a chance to reflect on what we've learned and share your own insights! ~~~~~~~~~~ Follow ⁠Beer Thursday on Instagram⁠ so you can enjoy Jay's brilliant beer photography and join the convo next time we go live! ~~~~~~~~~~ If you enjoy what we do on  Beer Thursday, consider supporting us on Patreon or joining our community through social media. Your contributions and engagement help us keep the show going and create a vibrant space for humor and stories. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. Never miss an episode and help us grow by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcast app. Your support makes our journey to the top more fun and rewarding for everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Round 300: Time Traveling Shenanigans and 300 Rounds of Fun! In this milestone round (aka, episode) of Beer Thursday, Shayne and Jay celebrate their 300th round of podcasting! There's even a guest appearance by Tim and Kiki, who join in the celebration and hilarity. Reflecting on their 35 years, they jokingly discuss their journey, including potential advice they'd give to their younger selves if they could travel back in time. Expect humorous banter about everything from lighter fluid mishaps to hypothetical band setups. Tune in for a nostalgic and comedic trip across the timelines of Beer Thursday. 00:00 Introduction to the 300th Round 00:25 Reflecting on 300 Episodes 02:24 Special Guests and Celebrations 03:03 Cigar Talk and Lighter Troubles 04:36 Advice to Our Younger Selves 10:21 Time Travel Theories and Fun 15:03 Shayne's Musical Strategy 15:44 Reflecting on Life Choices 17:27 Advice to Younger Selves 19:38 Celebrating Milestones 25:25 Hypothetical Band Dreams 29:23 Final Thoughts and Farewells

    31 min
  8. From the Band Hall to the Cemetery: We March Down Memory Lane!

    JAN 22

    From the Band Hall to the Cemetery: We March Down Memory Lane!

    Do you have fond memories of back in the day when the days were good and old? Grab your checkerboard and spittoon! Today, we're reliving the glorious days of our youth on today's nostalgic round. It's round 299! ~~~~~~~ Please support us on the Beer Thursday Patreon page! Your support helps us keep sharing these fun stories and makes you feel like a valued part of our community. At the $10 level, the next 18 Great Human Beings will get access to the Beer Thursday Facebook group. ~~~~~~~ Enjoy Jay's brilliant beertography and let us know what you think at ⁠beerthursdayshow on Instagram⁠! Your feedback, stories, and comments help us improve and feel more connected with you. ~~~~~~~ Never miss a round and be part of our journey to the top by subscribing and leaving a 5-star review on your favorite podcasting app. Your support helps us keep sharing these nostalgic stories and makes you feel like an essential part of our growth! ~~~~~~~ Here's what our house elf, Artie (not Archie), says about this round: Marching Down Memory Lane: The Good Ol' Band Days What's up, Beer Thursday listeners! This week’s round, brought to you by Kiki and Tim, dives into high school memories, band geek days, and all those warm, fuzzy, funny moments that make nostalgia so fun for adults like us. From reminiscing about drum majors to recounting hilarious band stories, this round is packed with laughs and throwbacks. Join Tim, Kiki, Shayne, and Jay as they toast to the age-old question: Who was the best drum major? And stick around for some crazy tales of cruising Cooper and getting high at Scragg. You won’t want to miss this stroll down memory lane! ~~~~~~~ 00:00 Welcome to the 299th Round of Beer Thursday! 00:56 Reminiscing About the Good Old Days 02:24 Band Geeks and Drum Line Memories 04:53 Favorite Drum Majors Debate 14:24 Technical Difficulties and Live Streaming Ideas 15:21 Niece's Hilarious Swearing Habit 15:50 Tim's Face-Licking Tradition 17:21 High School Reunion Plans 22:25 Football and Nostalgia 23:28 Cemetery Adventures and Old Memories 29:18 Podcast Milestone and Wrap-Up

    31 min
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Making you laugh, making you think, making you wish you could have more Beer Thursday! A comedy‑conversation show where lifelong friends Jay and Shayne wander boldly into movies, music, food, travel adventures, UFOs, science, and whatever else pops into their heads. It’s unpredictable, unfiltered (but sorta clean), and always hilarious. Come for the laughs, stay for the tangents, and leave wishing every day felt a little more like Thursday. Some call us the Bob Ross of podcasts. Others call us the P. T. Barnum of musicals. Just don't call us late for Beer Thursday!

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  • Creator
    Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    307
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jay Ray, Shayne Seymour
  • Show Website
    Beer Thursday