Beet Red

Beet Red
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Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.  In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.  The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners.  This is Beet Red. 

  1. 100: The one where we turned 100

    2D AGO

    100: The one where we turned 100

    100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a producer/mixer/editor. This show would truly be nothing without you! Thank you so much to Matt at Projkt Studios for being our recordist and supplying such an amazing creative space. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support and your stories. As we enter into our third year, we only hope to keep you listening and laughing along with us.  This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally assaulting the hottest guy you've ever seen, finding out you went viral for an embarrassing moment when you didn't even know you were being recorded, a fart so foul you could never return to your favorite salon, a first date where you needed the Heimlich maneuver because your date shocked you into choking and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    49 min
  2. 99: Flop and a Big Fart

    MAR 3

    99: Flop and a Big Fart

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a nightmare date in the middle of nowhere and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    34 min
  3. 98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped

    FEB 24

    98: Don't tell Mom the Babysitter pooped

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Tina (@boundlessvoyage on TT) who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing babysitting story.  They also share stories about: a groom who had too much to drink, a high school worst nightmare coming true, your entire class laughing at you during a presentation, a humiliating first date and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    47 min
  4. 97: Be Our Guest

    FEB 3

    97: Be Our Guest

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that led to a week off from school, a swim lesson embarrassment, believing a lie that led to detention, a bungee jumping disaster, accidentally showing it all, the worst Valentine's gift ever and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    42 min
  5. 96: Oh Hell No

    JAN 27

    96: Oh Hell No

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart that ruined any chance of a first date, a first and last day on the job due to an embarrassing accident, a dinner party that ended with police cars and fire trucks, an embarrassing accident so bad that someone was forced to quit their job and more!   If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    44 min
  6. 95: Granny Panty Delight

    JAN 20

    95: Granny Panty Delight

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: the worst roommate ever, attending an awkward backyard wedding, a wardrobe malfunction while teaching a class, getting embarrassed by your Dad at a restaurant, finding out your coworkers are perverts and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    35 min
  7. 94: Meet Cute Farts

    JAN 13

    94: Meet Cute Farts

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an awkward gym encounter with your crush, a run that ends in a double humiliation, accidentally catching your art teacher in an awkward situation, a sexy start to the night that ends in layers of embarrassment, walking in on a coworker you did not want to see in the nude and more!  If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA.  Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    36 min
  8. 93: Linda!

    JAN 6

    93: Linda!

    This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a sensitive situation when you're new to a job, texting the wrong person, a proposal gone wrong, being too hungry to think straight and embarrassing yourself in front of an entire restaurant, literally wrecking any chance of a first date and more!If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.comIf you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcastThis show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage ZamprioliOriginal theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante)Beet Red original artwork by Robin WattsProduced by John CreeryDont Miss out on all things Beet Red!Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcastWebsite: www.beetredpodcast.comBeet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt.Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

    38 min
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About

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.  In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.  The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners.  This is Beet Red. 

Information

  • Creator
    Beet Red
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Beet Red

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