276 episodes

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

Berner Phone Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 5.4K Ratings

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

    Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety

    Berner Phone #32: Conquering Anxiety

    This week the dialers are sharing their secrets to beating anxiety. As always they are hilarious, relatable, and wise.
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    Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life

    Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life

    This episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning.
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas

    Berner Phone #30: Your "Dial"emmas

    The dialers are getting some major "dial"emmas off their chest this week. We cover everything from awkward family situations to open relationships and debating if you should having kids. 
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    Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting

    Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting

    We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together. 
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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress

    Berner Phone #28: Best Ways to Destress

    If you've been stressed out lately, this is the episode for you. The dialers are spilling the most unique and creative ways they destress. We already feel more relaxed after listening to them!
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    Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes

    Berner Phone #27: Wildest Meet Cutes

    We asked the little dialers the craziest ways they have met a romantic partner and they did not disappoint. Apparently love is real and can happen when you least expect it. 
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Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
5.4K Ratings

5.4K Ratings

dravey Y ,

Love the emotional side of this show

I really love this show. Beautiful balance between real life emotions and humor. Hannah and Dez strike the perfect balance between being vulnerable themselves, sharing emotional things from listeners and being HILARIOUS in their advice. It really is a magical combo of a successful podcast. Thank you, Nnenne

nickname2639 ,

love you guys

you guys give the most relevant and helpful advice. the breakup advice on dialer dilemmas really hit close to home and was just what i needed to hear. thank you for doing what you do ❤️❤️❤️

Lilly I. ,

10/10 couple 10/10 podcast

i love the pod so much, hannah and des are SO funny and perfect together, i love hannah on her own, i love hannah with paige, and now im loving hannah with des, the banter is so fun, hannah is living her best life getting to interact with the dialers more!!! i love the way y'all pick messages and respond but i will say give us more!!

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