Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)

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Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.

  1. Episode 3: Funerals and Chases

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    Episode 3: Funerals and Chases

    Beyond Help continues as The Daylight awakens to find herself captured by Confederate soldiers of a supernatural persuasion: vampires, werewolves, bug monsters, and creatures beyond time and space making up the ranks of this motely battalion. Soon, The Daylight finds herself face to face with the Confederate'Confederate's leader, who comes to her with a proposal- but unbeknownst to her, this resurrected general happens to be an old opponent of Sinclair’s... Content Warnings: depictions of and allusions to historical and modern bigotry, Confederate sympathizing far right ideaology, violent character death, character on death bed, burning flesh, gunfire, explosions, stabbing, decapitation, uncomfortable sexism, loud noises, screaming, kidnapping, depcitions of trauma, alcohol use, tense situations, irreverent humor, supernatural horror Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto Episode 3: Funerals and Chases starred Scott R McKinley as Stonewall Jackson Alyssa Roldan as Dunn Anna Stein as Keel Alex Birks as Waylon Izze Sykes as Charlie, and as Tales Jess McCoy as Zok Chooble Additional voices provided by Sean Drabik Written, directed, and produced by Sean Drabik Script Editor is Lumi Oakes Story Consultant is Cat Kirby Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols are associate producers All music and sound effects are public domain, or purchased from royalty free collections that do not require attribution Some audio comes from Ovani Sound and Audio Hero Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/sinclair-god4hire.bsky.social Tumblr: https://sinclairwantstohelp.tumblr.com/?source=share

    46 мин.
  2. Feed Swap! SCP Research Archives: "SCP-3166 You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Ga

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    Feed Swap! SCP Research Archives: "SCP-3166 You Have No Idea How Alone You Are, Ga

    Episode 3 of Beyond Help still needs a bit more time, so in the meantime, check out an episode from a friend of the show, SCP Research Archives. But not before Sinclair makes a quick hello, with a sneak peek at the next episode of Beyond Help! SCP Content Warnings: Depictions of bodily harm, a man in a costume made of real cat fur, mosquitos, force feeding, blunt force trauma, self disembowelment, implied cannibalism Sinclair Content Warnings: depictions of gambling, loud screaming, implied violent burning Follow Sinclair on Tumblr and BlueSky From the Original Episode description: Link to the episode on Pinecast: https://pnc.st/s/scp-research-archives/254d8a05/scp-3166-you-have-no-idea-how-alone-you-are-garfield- Link to our RSS feed: https://pinecast.com/feed/scp-research-archives SCP-3166: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3166 Content warnings include: Depictions of bodily harm, a man in a costume made of real cat fur, mosquitos, force feeding, blunt force trauma, self disembowelment, implied cannibalism SCPRA is a horror comedy improv podcast set in Site-[REDACTED]'s Archival Department. The Head Archivist, Bertran, processes and records SCP articles for the Site Director's self proclaimed "Accessibility Initiative". This, on top of their usual archival duties, has our poor archivist very tired. Hopefully nothing bad comes of that! Bertran is played by Izze Sykes, the Director is played by [Redacted], and SCP-3166 is by Tanhony. Intro/Outro music is Night of Chaos by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under a Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 license. Additional music is by Bryan Baker https://makelovelikewar.bandcamp.com/ All SCP content is used under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 License Garfield was created by Jim Davis

    21 мин.
  3. A Special Message From The Ghost of Orson Welles

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    A Special Message From The Ghost of Orson Welles

    Reuploaded with a much less obnoxious echo! Episode 3 of Beyond Help isn't quite ready for release, but that doesn't mean the world of the story has stopped moving. Here's a message from Sinclair's dearly departed but ever present friend, The Ghost of Orson Welles, popping out to say hello well before his proper debut, and humbly asking for your assistance in helping the series grow. Starring Jason Warner as The Ghost of Orson Welles Get updates on the show by following Sinclair on BlueSky and Tumblr! https://bsky.app/profile/sinclair-god4hire.bsky.social https://sinclairwantstohelp.tumblr.com/?source=share

    9 мин.
  4. Beyond Help Episode 2: Let Them Cry, "Dirty Traitor!"

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    Beyond Help Episode 2: Let Them Cry, "Dirty Traitor!"

    Content Warning:Historical war violence, depictions of historical figures, discussion of history, use of firearms, use of firearms, alcohol use, character death, irreverent humor and song lyrics, and adult language. The adventure continues as Sinclair and The Daylight begin their travels together. Sinclair, however, has the attention span of an intoxicated gnat, and has delayed a 12 hour drive into a week and a half, stopping at countless tourist traps on their journey to Nashville, much to The Daylight's chagrin. Upon stopping at a historical fast food restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, The Daylight has had enough of his antics, and decides to take some time to partake in her favorite pastime- killing vampires. There's also a front seat display of Sinclair’s past, with a flashback to his time in the American Civil War- and how he assassinated General Stonewall Jackson. Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto Episode 2 “Let Them Cry, “Dirty Traitor” “ features Scott R McKinley as Abraham Lincoln and Stonewall Jackson AJ Fidalgo as Edwin Stanton Alex Birks as Waylon Izze Sykes as Charlie Rebecca Krause as Jennings Chrisi Talyn Saje as Gail Maddie Cooper as the Fast Food Worker Additional Voices performed by Sean Drabik Written, directed, and produced by Sean Drabik With Associate Producers Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols Story Consultant Cat Kirby Script Editor Lumi Oakes Public Domain Music and Film Audio: Revielle Variations performed by the US Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps The Battle Hymn of the Republic performed by the US Air Force Band Marching Through Georgia performed by Clarence Whitehall The Dover Boys at Pimento University directed by Chuck Jones Disorder in the Court directed by Jack White (under the pseudonym Preston Black) Shenandoah performed by The United States Air Force Academy Band Virginia Blues performed by The Bar Harbor Society Orchestra I Wanna Go Back to Dixie by Tom Lehrer When Johnny Comes Marching Home performed by the United States Air Force Band When Johnny Comes Marching Home performed by the USMA Band Demonstration performed by Marsel Minga Dixie's Land performed by the United States Military Academy Band Battle Hymn of the Republic performed by Frank C. Stanley and Elise Stevenson

    44 мин.
  5. Beyond Help Episode 1: Me Here, at Last, on the Ground

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    Beyond Help Episode 1: Me Here, at Last, on the Ground

    Content Warnings:Irreverent humor and song lyrics, loud noises, use of firearms, public displays of violence, character death, use of alcohol, and adult language. The long trip starts here! Sinclair, a million-year-old minor level deity with a penchant for vagrancy and financial scheming, has been, for the first time in many hundreds of thousands of years, staying in one place and biding his time, forced into suburban settlement through mysterious circumstances. He's become friends (?) with some of the local vampire population and found a restaurant with good boneless wings, but even those aren't enough to keep him from being agitated by seemingly endless waiting. What is he waiting for? For the centerpiece of his long task, a mythological vampire hunter who slashes through the undead like the sun cutting away darkness, known simply as The Daylight. But when she finally arrives, she's far from being up to a conversation with Sinclair, and quickly goes on the attack. Can Sinclair, in a weakened state, keep up with this woman with the destructive personality of a tornado? Why has Sinclair been forced to stand still in time? Why does The Daylight hate vampires so much? And will she be lured to working with him when he reveals his task- hunting down Countess Sanguine Amanto?Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Episode 1, “Me Here, At Last, On the Ground,” featuresHera Alexander as Russell Michael E. Freemantle as Bertrand Walter Mack as Lyle Cat Kirby as Annie Izze Sykes as Fortunato And Chrisi Talyn Saje as GailAdditional voices provided by Sean DrabikProduced, written, and directed by Sean Drabik With Associate Producers Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols , Script Editor Lumi Oakes And Story Consultant Cat KirbyMusic and Sound Effects in the Public Domain: Twelve From the Black Book 4/03/01 by Lloyd Rogers See Me Through by The Cimmaron Show Review After You've Gone performed by the US Coast Guard Band I Ain't Got Nobody performed by Marion Harris We Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom Lehrer Concerto for Two Violins in D-Minor 1-Fast performed by Lloyd Rogers and Cartesian Reunion Memorial Orchestra Non Sara by Franti Danse Macabre performed by Katapolto Walk That Dog performed by The US Army Blues Band St. James Infirmary performed by United State Airforce Academy Band Blue Skies performed by William Robyn

    52 мин.

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    Beyond Help Promo Trailer

    Premiering May 10th!It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren TuckerMichael E. Freemantle Alex BirksIzzy SykesAnnounced by AJ FidalgoMusic Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links:Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_Overtime Matrix:https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer

    2 мин.
  7. Beyond Help Preview Trailer - Premiering this May!

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    Beyond Help Preview Trailer - Premiering this May!

    It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren Tucker Michael E. Freemantle Hera Alexander Cat Kirby Scott R McKinley Announced by AJ Fidalgo Music Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links: Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_ Summer Blues: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_03__/ Overtime Matrix: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/ Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer

    6 мин.
  8. 2025 Public Domain Special!

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    2025 Public Domain Special!

    Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor! This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of historical racist caricatures. Listener discretion is advised. Links to Public Domain 2025 information: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_in_public_domain https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_1929 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_literature https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1924_in_music https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_music (note: Only sheet music and lyrics published in 1929 have entered the public domain, not recorded music)

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Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.

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