Beyond The Branch

Keeley and Sam
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Beyond The Branch was created by legendary young flak catchers Keeley Éal & Samuel Sessista, these unmatched comedic geniuses bring you a masterfully crafted entertainment experience unlike any other podcast ever produced. Each episode of Beyond the Branch Podcast is an explosive mix of creative entertainment, fragile egos, and absurdist comedy. Follow now and leave a review, so you wont miss another episode of what will undoubtedly be one of the greatest comedy podcast the world has ever experienced.

  1. 03/07/2024

    "Breaking Bail & Disappointing Mom" Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.17

    What could be funny about internet moms, bail enforcement agencies, and child labor? A lot actually, BtB continues to break the conventional antics in this episode of their late night comedy podcast. Timestamps: 00:00 Internet Moms 05:10 Wolf Like Mindset 10:24 Bail Enforcement Agents 17:05 Adult Children 23:42 Seizing The Means Of Production 32:08 Videographers Are Scary 35:58 Mr.Withers 2024 38:54 Not Knowing I Am Banned From The Mall

    42 min

  2. 03/01/2024

    "Struggles Of A Serf Mindset.." Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.16

    Today's podcast would love to shows you how to overcome self doubt, trust your instincts, and rise up to your higher self. Unfortunately we just make jokes in poor taste... We hope you can relieve those issues with are absurdist humor. -BtB Crew Timestamps: 00:00 Monstaring Our Rivals 02:43 Lightsabers and Disney 06:52 Building a Nuke for 2000$ 08:51 Getting Off on the Wrong Foot with Streamers 15:38 Unprofessional Keeley Moment 16:41 Wilderness Survival 18:20 Choosing Where Your Deployed in the Military 23:29 American Culture in a Nutshell 30:42 Making The Jaguars a Winning Team 39:26 Home Breathalyzers and the Nanny State 42:59 CEO's and Child Labor 47:23 Making Children's Shows Dark

    52 min

  3. 02/16/2024

    3rd Person Levels Of Fame, Working At Walmart, & Airport Sobriety..... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.15

    The upmost important comedy podcast once again releases it's long awaited flagship episode. If you want to see Beyond The Branch perform at it's highest caliber this is the episode for you! We bring you non-stop funny talking about how pokemon is ruining our lives, Florida Road Safety, Funny Walmart Stories, and So Much More! We're super proud of this episode and can't wait to bring you more, if you want to help support us in this project make sure to leave a like or tell us what you thought about this episode in the comments! If you find yourself coming back to BtB regularly you should consider subscribing to make sure you never miss another episode of the podcast! Once again we hoped you enjoyed this episode as much as we did making it. Lots Of Love -BtB Crew! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:19 Pokemon Nuzlocke 05:00 Florida Roadways Are Just Mad Max 11:07 The Greatest Generation Kids 13:54 What's It Like Working At Walmart 16:47 Big Pharma Is Advertising Wrong 18:58 Sobriety At The Airport 24:33 Beyond The Break 28:12 Are Frozen Meals Good? 30:49 Keeley Only Knows Obscure Card Games 33:18 The War Of 1812 35:24 Entering The 3rd Person Level Of Fame 40:26 Super Bowl Heartbreak 44:24 Picking Friendly Names For The Kremlin 46:34 Old People Could Be So Funny

    51 min

  4. 02/09/2024

    Florida's Cults, Mao's Dong, And Other Great Historical Figures... Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.14

    Beyond the Branch continues to break the comedy podcast mold by being incompetent, witty and absurd. We're bringing comedy to brutal dictatorships, laughing at the fall of capitalism, and all around making fun of the silly world we live in. We hope you enjoyed this episode of BTB podcast and hope you will stick around for the next even better episode of Beyond The Branch! If you want to stay notified of BtB releases be sure to subscribe! If you particularly enjoyed this episode be sure to let us know with a like or comment! BtB crew out!

    38 min
  5. Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.13 Young Sheldon Strikes Back, Safety Circles, And Horse Tranquilizers....

    01/12/2024

    Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.13 Young Sheldon Strikes Back, Safety Circles, And Horse Tranquilizers....

    Welcome to the 13th Edition of Beyond The Branch Podcast, Experience our new set, and ASMR quality microphones, poor mans humor, and general low class demeanor. That was a lot of big words enjoy.... oh yeah about ep.12, it's a hidden episode now because continuity is not our thing lol -BTB crew Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:19 Conservative Dad's Real Women Of America 09:20 Dead Great Grandma Coming Back 14:36 The Young Rock On WWE 16:00 Keeley is Young Sheldon 17:52 We Don't Need A Ned's Declassified Reboot 22:09 Unsealing the Celebrity Flights Logs 25:09 Keeley's Great Betrayal 28:15 GTA V LARPING 34:49 Safety Circle 39:14 Horse Tranquilizers

    45 min
  6. Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.11 Iconic Prison Business & Mom on Mom Violence....

    12/21/2023

    Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.11 Iconic Prison Business & Mom on Mom Violence....

    Today's episode of the comedy podcast brings you the jokes from the prison pantry to the UFC rink... Please try to ignore the laughing and enjoy the jokes, thank you! If you liked this episode of the podcast, please tell us in the comments or leave a like with the button. If you find yourself coming back on the regular please subscribe and follow us on our other socials!!!!

    36 min
  7. Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.10 Ai Gender Gap, Ghost Stories, & Elon's Graveyard of Enemies...

    12/08/2023

    Beyond The Branch Podcast Ep.10 Ai Gender Gap, Ghost Stories, & Elon's Graveyard of Enemies...

    The big One Zero, todays episode tells a romcom tragedy involving ghost, and a chirpy white guy who just can't make things right... We also break down Samuel's plan if world war 3 were too break out. Elon's Graveyard of Enemies. Find out if Samuel ever got to the W section of speech therapy, and so much more!!! If you liked this episode of the podcast, please tell us in the comments or leave a like with the button. If you find yourself coming back on the regular please subscribe and follow us on our other socials!!!!

    37 min
  8. Beyond The Branch Ep.9 Types Of Barbie, Cuban K-pop, Garfield, RFK Feet, And So Much More!

    12/05/2023

    Beyond The Branch Ep.9 Types Of Barbie, Cuban K-pop, Garfield, RFK Feet, And So Much More!

    Today's episode of BTB goes back to basics, more laughs, harder hitting jokes, and more grit than you could ever imagine. It's a hot episode so be sure to check it out all the bits!! If you enjoyed it please tell us in the comments, or leave a like if your feeling generous. If your back here on the regular consider subscribing its the best way to never miss an episode of BTB!!! Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:18 Whoopi Goldberg Doesn't Understand Jobs 05:35 Sam's Translation Skills 06:29 Hair Tribulations 09:59 Bill Burr's Wife Flicks Off Trump 12:09 Epic #sobercast moment 15:21 Glueing A Hammer To A Top Of A Car 18:22 K-Pop On The Rise In Korea 19:25 Prisoners Forced To Tap Dance To "Happy" 21:57 Barbie In China, and Around The World 25:22 Chris Pratt as Garfield 28:53 Getting More Pre-Sales Than The Bible 31:12 Provoking Celebrities as a "joke" 33:12 Ambient Makes You Say Bad Things... 39:00 Power Going Out 39:27 Flying W/ RFK's Feet 42:00 Patric Mahomes Game-Used Underwhere 46:05 Outro Bit

    51 min
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Beyond The Branch was created by legendary young flak catchers Keeley Éal & Samuel Sessista, these unmatched comedic geniuses bring you a masterfully crafted entertainment experience unlike any other podcast ever produced. Each episode of Beyond the Branch Podcast is an explosive mix of creative entertainment, fragile egos, and absurdist comedy. Follow now and leave a review, so you wont miss another episode of what will undoubtedly be one of the greatest comedy podcast the world has ever experienced.

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  • Creator
    Keeley and Sam
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2024
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Keeley and Sam
  • Show Website
    Beyond The Branch