Big Labia Energy

Julie Bane and Maggie Faris

Big Labs Pod harnesses the big labia energy of two comedians at varying stages of their careers. Maggie is the seasoned comic who has decades under her belt and Julie is a middle level comic with a decade of experience. Together their witty banter about topics such as door dashing, online pen pals apps, pop culture, feminism, women's issues, and being a road comic will have you coming back week after week to see what absurd and campy things they have to say. Follow us on the socials @biglabspod

  1. 6D AGO

    Ep 306 - Finally, Someone Sat on my Face

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss crashing parties, drugs, doctors, carabiners, snacks, show ideas, and Jesus Pie Tags - lacrosse, special, stories, landman, billy bob thornton, oil, high, foot cramp, pen pal, no nudes until New Year’s, coming in hot, your moms house, catfisher, grift, catfish hero, stories, attorney, christmas party, office, dress code, dinosaur, cocaine off the back of a toilet, golf, event center, open bar, food, sliders, dessert, judge, monocle, top hat, mr peanut, interns, clerks, epic party, much, moscow mule, cardboard urn, circle, retired, secretary, secrets, dirt, event space, call, when is your christmas party, company party, assisted living, social, high, santa, naughty girl, drink, blazed, hazed, 2026, Kash Patel, cocaine, attorney sidepiece, sat on my head, finally someone sat on my face, ladies, couch, meet cute, tumble, balance, sciatica, or the drugs, MS, kidney disease, water, neurological, biopsy, patch testing, scabby, puss, ding dong, costume, broke our therapist, helper, nurse, waitress, introvert, decompress, plowing, lights in sleepy eye, walnut grove, little house on the prairie, racist, tim, prop comics, huge carabiner, butch, siri, open mic, scott brady, snacks, sour, berry, real fruit, mixed berry, freezer, cut up fruit, wash my hair, kinder chocolate, trading card, germany, chocolate, sour diamond strawberry vanilla, swedish fish, sour, labiatalk, pitch shows, fun, material, jessie jacobs, lauren rice, jeredon kuehn, full, pie, thankful, christmas bingo cards, mt olivet, one hour Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    40 min
  2. DEC 3

    Ep 305 - Push it Out of Your Mouth

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss beauty, meat snacks, rodents, concerts, dogs, health, and would you rather. Tags, jeff bezos, lauren sanchez, fart noise, money, brow lift, phoney looking, barbie, freaky looking people, botched, beauty, pretty, no views, unconventionally beautiful, nomad, botox, vanity, chew nails, throat, scar tissue, forehead, glasses, snacks, chomps, meat sticks, food taste tests, push it out of your mouth, kleenex, Angie, Lunds and Byerlys, meat, old, couch, ferret, hole in the couch, rodents, rat, snake, tic tac, energy pill, saved by the bell, pop rocks, clicklets, dissolve, dogs, lucky dogs, foo fighters, co-workers, drinking, pineapple express, eden prairie road, perimenopause, uppers, downers, joy, who let the dogs out, waddling, buck, deer, landman, camera, chasing, girls, hands, weed gummie, stories, dumb, underpromise and overdeliver, merch, carabiner, manifesting financial abundance, dog treats, bulk up, puppy, snack drawer, Norm, butt lesion, slobber, KQ, Chauncy, mucus, bumps, warts, spry, dog park, so many smells, marry fuck kill, UKHottie, bring him up, penpals, keep your penpals names out of my fucking mouth, dog action, east coast flex, ghosting, san diego, travel, golf, submarine to see the titanic, mind, elevator, MRI, sedation, the edge, meadow, scans, van service, southwest prime, mom, infusions, kinkos, drivers ed teacher, errands, double dipping, truck driving school, freedom, fancy, too fancy, beefstick blessings, affectionate, sleeps in the bed, sleep issues, couch, cuddles, flip over, silver spoon, wealthy adjacent, would you rather, stage, paranoid, neighborhood watch, jetsons, speak and spell, bruise, memory, haunted, laughter, crying, the office, Angerla and dwight, pillsbury doughboy, meniacle, vincent price, phyllis Diller, charades, karaoke, lyrics, sing, rabid, dude dudes, lot of listerners, yes and, moneymaker, drive listeners, go, on, Aldi, lights, ghost, board meetings, zoom, church council, submetering, next door, dick and marie, dick in a box Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    40 min
  3. NOV 26

    Ep 304 - Send a Chow Chow Through the Mail

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss friends, money, comedy, dogs, the paranormal, and penpals Tags- confidence of a straight white man, options, pinhole camera, land a plane, runway, ben lieber, vikings attire, lindstrom mn, football, chili buffet, perfect friend, college, frost game, cabin, pontoon boat, lady leisure, edge of despair, hart to hart, shows, reconnect, shakopee, babbled, giggled, school friends, valentines show, high school, royal comedy, softball, old connections, gina marias, sold again, bingo, manifest financial abundance, wellness coach, drunk, buy drinks, buy your crap, very kind, counterfeit, in doug we trust, movie money, fake money, magazine, fake money printer, highlights for children, cracked, mail in dog, chow chow, pony express, 5 bucks, poop and pee, open for kevin mcdonald, kids in the hall, email address, penpal, backstage, lines and tags, paul westerberg, shoulda called paul, sold out, ellie hino, talent, ambush, gigs, kidnapping, week, cataracts, eye shots, eyeball needle, move eyeball, stable, surgery, synthetic, cadaver, contact, robocop, near or far, elmo, sister, emma, peaches, golden retriever, cataracts surgery, ceasar, cancer, chimo, prednazone, steroids, surgery, lobotomy, hip surgery, nesting, scratches, leather couch, spot, pillow, retiree, dog social security, happy, would you rather, mom and pop shop, amazon, small business, go to space, political person, news anchor, lauren, jeff bezos, bill gates, melinda gates, foundation, billionaires, bakery, kneading dough, massage, claws, spicey, nail in your penis hole, blindfolded or tied up, sub/dom, maple syrup, glitter, kids, gilbert godfrey, character, eyebrow, shed your hair, weekly, itchy, secrets, toes, belly button, exposed, die, whisper, sillouette, radio static, HVAC, white noise, ASMR, voice, shadow, spirits, scream, easily startled, positive stuff, life coach, supernatural, paranormal, landlord, paranormal investigation, duluth, swat, sanitorium, recording, friendly ghosts, edit, lacrosse, mac and cheese, shots, pink taco, i even got my booster, moxies, hotel, music venue, casey flesch, Don’t Tell Comedy, Don’t Do Comedy, CEO, james stanley, my special is out, Traditional Beauty, carabiners, thug, heckler, bring joy, make money, heckled for an hour, catfish, slowly, scam, catch, down on their luck, meth, walgreens, charity, dave attell, agenda, chatty, married again, casual, shoot your shot player, username, manhattan, divorce, CEO sidekick. Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    41 min
  4. NOV 19

    Ep 303 - A Very Special Episode or The Show Must go on

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss the world’s worst comedy show in Lacrosse, Wisconsin. Tags - home, alive, story, comedy, lacrosse, wisconsin, tiki bar, music, mic stand, camera, sold out, drunk, first set, 20 minutes, confidence of a straight white man, introduction, ladies comedy show, masterbation joke, audience, 3 front tables, are you ok, you’re so pretty, chair, bathroom, medical episode, OD, narcan, snoring, movie theatre, mall of america, seizure, air sucked out, dry, jibberish, herself, coming around, deer in headlights, waited it out, call 911, ambulance, clap, life is hard, life, move on, fun, reintroduction, new joke, set was bad, show should stop, empathy, point to right field, grand slam, worse, mediocre introduction, traumatized, start anew, woman, neck brace, knee brace, crutches, took a tumble, not present, busy, front row, questioning, ask questions, are you ok? Took a tumble, accident, motorcycle, passenger, is the driver ok? He died, shat my pants, pacing, no, these are his parents, grieving, crying, motorcycle crash, keep it light, commotion, ignore it, move the show forward, oh god no, effort, sorry for your loss, panicked, worst set of my life, stop the show, do your time, auto pilot, new, not polished, burn old stuff, merch pitch, wrap it up, quit comedy, heart attack, solemn feeling, heavy, heartbreaking, share, no more questions, chatty, no kids, front was gone, suffered tragedy, medical anomaly, 40 years between us, thousands of shows, the worst, merch, hallway, victim blame, joke joint, talkers, sit in a park, how to make it better, not ready, a time to mourn, a time to laugh, wow, parents, could not look, uncomfortable, up and down, something more, never outlive your children, sadness, horror, ignored, extreme situation, funnier, ice skating, the mall, concern for your well being, minnesota, gunshy, i don’t want to know, jokes, move on, so bizarre, knock on wood, New Years Eve, back in the saddle, hosting, keep to the script, dirty miss piggy joke, groan, explain the joke, forget, booking, car ride, busy little intersection, dogs, hotel, smoke, medicinal pre rolled cannibus, potent, sour diesel, blazy J, east coast flex, dect, coolest person, insecure, chatty and energetic, ding ding, checking in, functioning, downstairs, deadline, panicked, electric toothbrush, 2 minutes, watch, higher, middle aged, retirement aged, mac and cheese pizza, mesa pizza, fetal position, dammit, blame, hard, dumbass, laymans eyes, hoping, treatment, trauma, comedy fan, speedy recovery, im sorry, profound grief, line of questioning, apology, and dialog. Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    41 min
  5. NOV 13

    Ep 302 - My Ovarian Cyst is Popping Off

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, comedy, religion, TV, candy, and the paranormal Tags - stella, affection, headphones, dogs, retired, onlyfans, court of law, rochester, nate bargetse, goonies, mark klampy, metal detector, fake knees, lift my shirt, bra, belt, landlord, knife, strip search, the confidence of a straight white man, power, ferry, madeline island, short, boat, patty, whitewater, january, 2 schools, cruises, double entendres, international waters, dykey, work life, church, walk the walk, youth director, religion, inclusive, formative years, camp, school, mom, sleep away camp, castaway camp, waterskiing, alone, wind, mean girls, born at home, lives alone, no man left behind, christianity, bible verse, elementary school, crafts, gods-eye, canadian, drive up church, fire and brimstone, pray, zellers, parking lot church, bus, jesus songs, spiritually, catholic, priest, priest motorcycle, pastor had aids, life, southern baptist, speaking in tongues, don’t make religion weird, second chance, local watering hole, Spider, Keefe, ozarks, jason bateman, serial killer, backhoe, candy, selena gomez oreos, chocolate and cinnamon, cream cookies, nutmeg, elderly hands, dyke hands, ASMR, nails on a chalkboard, stickers, retirement, big labia energy, big labs pod, Salena Gomez’s p***y, instructor, salenas booty call, sex, bobby flay, covid, strep, doctor, ER, MRI’s, cyst, popping off, legacy, montana, snow in mountains, comedy festival, Big Sky Comedy Festival, theatre show, 10-45 min, Auggie Smith, appreciative, mille lacs, won, stage time, ego, hard to share, nice guy, wrestling belt, the champ is here, dust, DJ, plastic, googling, microphone, stop giving men microphones, polished, best friends animal sanctuary, pitt bull owner, sleepovers with animals, dogs, cats, rabbits, test-driving a pitbull, land, bunnies, george 1 and george 2, rabbit froze to death, older brothers, love the bunny, suspect, paranormal investigation, the wardens house, purple, energy, believe, sixth sense, knowing, haunting, theresa caputo, promote the podcast, dog ghosts, haunting, menacing, oijui boards, moving a finger, portal, moms perfume, cigarettes, florida, wing of the plane, sat up in bed, chills, open to it, age, neck down, saggy mess, sister, senior center, memory care, age gap, lacrosse, mac and cheese pizza, shenanigans, aside, jeep dogs, adventures, gab Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    41 min
  6. NOV 5

    Ep 301 - Hips Will Be Broken

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss Season 3, dogs, halloween, food, church, penpals, hair, genetics, weed, HR, comedy, and elevators. Tags - pod-dog, short legs, big labia energy, game time, game day, halloween, dog daycare, dog costumes, volunteer treat tester, pup cups, tillie, emmett, inlaws, birthday, 5 years old, puppy, retired, sniffies, margaret Chandelier, boots, denim dress, glitter cowboy hat, sash, prom royalty, bachelorette, stranger lady, chi chis, west end, strip mall, fried ice cream, chips and salsa, stake and ale, ponderosa, red polo, softball lesbians, red face, embarrassed, new hope cinema grill, matt doyema, orange sweatshirt, pumpkins, liberals, ruin halloween, canceled, witches and devils, trunk or treat, church, conservative, christmas, teacher, school districts, children, teens, bounce house, band, 80’s costume, Marty McFly, candy, energy, spark, candy thief, begging, soup, mac and cheese, SNAP, bullied, bucket, kids today, moral test, jesus, cameras, shaq, glasses, shaq o licious, gummies, bald, basketball flavor, shaq’s face, glitter, Mr. T’s daughter, gummy, thick, dentist, candy buy back, brick in foil, freezer candy, one in our lunch box, pink, flavor, juicy, mentor, confirmation, open mic, papa legba, club, rob dyrdeck, skateboard ramp, taylor swift, dance, song, skit, building foundations, accepting, no shame, church camp, cross, high energy, helping, penpals, uk hottie, east coast flex, phone case, fancy, ornamental, slippery, strap, couch cushions, medical marajuana, smoke, live music event, fundraiser, hips will be broken, joint preservation dance, cracking skulls, landlord, daddy likes it sloppy, west coast, aggressiveness, coming in hot, slowly, hairless, toe knuckles, nipples and my back, humor, california tech bro, shaves everywhere, moustache, plucking, always be plucking, can’t see, magnification mirror, good tweezers, car tweezers, italian, ancestry, western european, congo, spanish, 23 and me, secret half sister, guam, 2nd cousin, ghosted me, gaydar, open mind, headaches, medical card, migraines, sleep apnea, CPAP, gummies, smoke, high all the time, pain reduction, good sleep, retirement, not qualified, HR people, coldplay concert, hypocritical, watch your own bobber, republican convention, grindr, comedy, sciatica, wheelchair, dolly, silence of the lambs, sarah McPeck, clown rodeo, lip sync, improv, drag, its tricky, RUN DMC, izod, perimenopause, disoriented, baby, sex scene, Stella, untrainable, child actor, would you rather, mountains or beach, stuck in the elevator, debris in the doorway, get in the elevator wrong, gymnast, cartwheel, in between floors, calm, anxious, planter fasciitis,  Support the show Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    41 min
  7. JUN 18

    Ep 220 - The Magic Balls Cliffhanger

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss sweets, politics, TV, grinding, season 3 Tags eating, sugar, squashies, gummy smarties, gluten light, marshmallow, target, tariffs, amazon, price with tariffs, bezos, trump, wyze cam, politics as usual, same, money, retire, social security, divided, middle, tug of war, tolerance, airplane, voice of reason, lose, double cross, family, yes men, person, respect, trust, white house, moderation, gray area, FAFO, fired, debt, bailout, coochie runtz, bank, oreo, pickles, ASMR, bonus episode, crinkling, chocolate covered pretzel, smooth, malt, sniff, herb, smores, odd, salt, starbucks, shark tank, deviled eggs, meals, fighting, different strokes, silver spoons, handsome devil, facts of life, heart to heart, fancy, fan letter, max, freeway, cowboy shows, progress, nostalgia, rockford files, hiding the remote control, golf channel, reddit, catfishing dogs, landlord, dalmatian, bison, nose ring, air freshener, candles, list, misery, pain, season episode, secret lives of mormon wives, swingers, famous, reality show, influencer, kristen cavalry, jay cutler, jeff die, last comic standing, hockey player, business, grinds, kardashians, righteous gemstones, end, closes the chapter, tina fey, melting, hacks, spinoff, network, mindhunters, minehunters, products, swedish fish oreos, red juice, flavor, all lime skittles, tart, sour beer, coors light, corona and tomato juice, bloody beer, swoops, pringles, shreck twinkies, spongy, wow, olestra, fat, joke, nestle magic balls, choking hazzard, kabangers, celery jello, tuna, lord, yogert balls, gogert, tube, hubba bubba squeeze pops, soda flavored pop tarts, toaster strudel, lava, molten lava, cardboard, juicy lucy, pastry, rumspriger, cinnamon toast crunch, focus group, taste tester, sinus infections, raspy, meat sticks, yogurt, cannoli cereal, evolution, dialed in, season 3, julie gets fired, whats cpapenning, pop, social media, free money, money gun, cash tornado, gay bar, fun, rental place, twin cities live, guests, monopoly money, guests, my strange addiction, shawn, astrology, forgot, MN frost, fan girl, mn nice? Not on the ice, poster contest, kids, lesbian to be, lesbian in waiting, patreon, summer, comedy, tour, mn oddities tour, cake, prepared, weed Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    41 min
  8. JUN 11

    Ep 219 - Hot Dogs are Gay Dogs for Equality

    Send us a text Julie and Maggie discuss eyes, weed, aromatherapy, dead animals, driving, and Christians Tags - intro, glasses, reading glasses, different colors, zenni optical, silly, thick, pop bottle glasses, laptop, doozie, timberwolves, minnesota frost, PWHL, feet pick, used panties, spontaneous orgasms, are you sponge-worthy? Snacks, TV, weed, planning, landlord, drive, big wheel, topple, 3 wheels, training, migraine, algorithm, joint a day, smoking, hacked, pre-rolled flower, medical dispensary, face-melter, mountain dew, murder, energy drink, coochie runtz, funny words, stillwater, jeep, jeep dogs, wild river state park, info center, trail, hi, whisper, hello, turned and left, east coast flex, weed sensei, passive aggressive, amazon reviews, swedish fish, salmon, social media campaign, niche, whats CPAPening, nose ring, shark tank, background, murder, essence rings, aromatherapy, pod, essential oil, medical grade, lightweight, sniff hard, balls, money spent watching shark tank, swoveralls, insect, glove, tick glove, picked trash, dogs, mosquitos, moisture, deer, lymes, turkey, turtle, manhole cover, dinosaur head, prehistoric, aggressive, possums, muskrat, motion detector, reddit, pet possums, rabies, wealthy adjacent, gag, near death, trash, brushed me, shaking, phone, exits, close call, cried, adrenaline, suzuki samurai, thrifty car rental, airport, big labia energy, top over, rollover, narrow, street sweepers can roll, figure 8 turns, shriner, parade, vespa scooter, pride parade story, float, gay dogs for equlity, car, trailer, hot, battery dead, pushing, parade, dogs in trailer, sarah mcpeck, candy, welded, richfield, politicians, holidazzle, loring park, minneapolis, flag, unity flag, minnesota flag, wealthy adjacent ladies, fancy white ladies, stickers, flags, ask more questions, hate group, sault st marie, casino, stage, gap, mosh pit, dance, drunk, wild, 3 times, work, wendsday, tape, audio, reaction, smashing the joke, pad it, overstimulated, strap-ons, drugs, sarah and emily, david harris, slumberland, magic, laugh camp, cold, lahiru, tv clean, five minute set, broken computer, genius bar, mac, apple care, macbook pro, tobi shamu, funny, pride shows, time, gay, rainbows, manny petty, loons on the lake, church, nice christians, vitrol, cut my throat, death threats, coffee, sanctuary, love, bubble, calm down, fights, keyboard warriors, not hiding, lovely, second to last episode, snacks, big labia energy, tiktok, new account, big labs pod Follow us! @biglabspod On everything! @extrememaggie @thebaniac

    39 min
5
out of 5
10 Ratings

About

Big Labs Pod harnesses the big labia energy of two comedians at varying stages of their careers. Maggie is the seasoned comic who has decades under her belt and Julie is a middle level comic with a decade of experience. Together their witty banter about topics such as door dashing, online pen pals apps, pop culture, feminism, women's issues, and being a road comic will have you coming back week after week to see what absurd and campy things they have to say. Follow us on the socials @biglabspod