40 episodes

True crime stories told by an irritable black, queer, millennial.

Bitch I Can’t Anthony

    • True Crime
    • 4.7 • 14 Ratings

True crime stories told by an irritable black, queer, millennial.

    40. Bitch I’m Tired: The End Of Year Special

    40. Bitch I’m Tired: The End Of Year Special

    Y’all, we’re closing this year/season by having a kiki. I’m too tired to research a “juicy” season finale episode, so today I share my thoughts about this past season, my plans for the future, and why anyone can get called a bitch—oh, and there’s some true crime in there too.

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    • 37 min
    39. Mini-Episode: Little Shop Of Scammers

    39. Mini-Episode: Little Shop Of Scammers

    Today’s episode is a quick story about the crazy ass relationship between a spy store and their most loyal customer.

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    • 7 min
    38. Deadly D*ck: The “Blow J. Simpson” Trial

    38. Deadly D*ck: The “Blow J. Simpson” Trial

    In today’s episode we explore a complicated case involving a deadly dick and a man who has been dubbed the nickname, Blow J Simpson.

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    • 29 min
    37. Mini-Episode: Dasani Could Never

    37. Mini-Episode: Dasani Could Never

    Today’s story takes the phrase “something must be in the water” to another level.

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    • 6 min
    36. Holy Sh*t: The Nun Of Monza - Marianna De Leyva Y Marino

    36. Holy Sh*t: The Nun Of Monza - Marianna De Leyva Y Marino

    On today’s episode we go back to the Elizabethan era to talk about an iconic nun named Marianna De Leyva y Marino and the sh*tty situation she found herself in.

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    • 33 min
    35. Mini-Episode: The Cannibal Cop

    35. Mini-Episode: The Cannibal Cop

    Today’s mini-episode is about a story from 2012 that I had somehow never heard of. Let’s talk about the cannibal cop.

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    • 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
14 Ratings

14 Ratings

AllCet ,

True Crime & Absurdities With Humor

If you’re an 80s baby 90s kid that loves true crime and cursing, you’ll likely enjoy this show. If you want exhaustive analysis and hosts who talk about the ghastly with holy reverence and tears, this isn’t for you. If you like irreverent commentary and wanna hear Millenniall storytelling about nuns p popping on a handstand, then this is for you. PS- If listening at the gym, please save your listening for cardio or machines, because you are liable to drop something from laughing if you listen from under free weights.

SAH3321 ,

I literally cannot.

1 of my fav podcasts ever! I get legit upset when I have to wait for a new episode. Anthony is so dang hilarious!

🇵🇪😎 ,

Two thumbs up

So funny! Like… I can’t either! 😂🤣🥲

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