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Welcome to Blindman Makes Stories — the home of fun, imaginative storytelling. Here you’ll find stories from the Cheese Family Chronicles, the Biscuit Detectives, the Mushroom Men of Misilania, the Little Fart Monsters, and many more. These are warm, playful stories for anyone who enjoys a good tale.

  1. 5h ago

    Why Do Sprouts Make Me Fart?

    It starts with a simple question. A perfectly reasonable question. Why do sprouts make me fart? As Oliver wonders this during a walk down the street, he soon discovers he's not alone. Across town, teachers, office workers, dog walkers, and even Mrs Patterson with her cup of tea are all asking exactly the same thing. A light-hearted comedy about curiosity, sprouts, and one of life's most puzzling mysteries. A fun and slightly ridiculous story from Blindman Makes, full of gentle humour and familiar moments that many listeners may recognise. Find more stories from Blindman Makes on Facebook or visit blindmanmakes.co.uk.

    10 min
  2. Indy, Give Me My Pants Back

    Jun 1

    Indy, Give Me My Pants Back

    What should have been a perfectly ordinary morning quickly turns into a full-scale canine mystery when a very important pair of trousers suddenly disappears. The chief suspect? Indy, a fox red Labrador with a wagging tail, a mischievous grin, and absolutely no plans to return his prize. As the chase winds its way through the house and garden, every clue seems to lead back to one determined dog who thinks the whole thing is a wonderful game. Warm, playful, and packed with canine chaos, Indy, Give Me My Pants Back is a light-hearted Blindman Makes story celebrating the funny moments that dog owners know all too well. Perfect for listeners who enjoy laughter, mischief, and four-legged troublemakers.

    13 min

  3. May 25

    Dot and the Little Story Monster

    Hello everybody. A strange little creature has appeared in the world of Blindman Makes… A tiny monster made entirely from unfinished ideas, half-told tales, scribbled notes, lost endings, and runaway imagination. Warm, whimsical, and filled with storytelling magic, The Little Story Monster is a gentle fantasy tale about creativity, imagination, and the adventures hiding inside forgotten stories. Featuring music, atmosphere, and a touch of Blindman Makes wonder. If you enjoy the story, make sure to follow the podcast so you never miss the next journey into the world of Blindman Makes. Copyright © 2026 Blindman Makes. All rights reserved.

    13 min

  4. May 18

    The Donut Dimension – The Ripple in the Glaze

    In today’s Blindman Makes story, we step into The Donut Dimension for the very first time. Meet Norman — a plain ring donut living a peaceful life in Gloria’s Bakery, until strange things begin appearing after closing time. Flickers of light. Unexplained sounds. And something moving beyond the glaze… What follows is the beginning of a strange and sugary adventure into a world far bigger than Norman ever imagined. Featuring cosy bakery atmosphere, mysterious portals, musical moments, and the start of a brand-new Blindman Makes universe. If you enjoy the story, make sure to follow the podcast so you don’t miss future episodes and adventures from the worlds of Blindman Makes.

    16 min

  5. May 11

    Lunchtime By The Sea - Oi Seagulls Leave My Chips Alone

    Sometimes all you want is a quiet seaside lunch… a bench overlooking the waves, a warm bag of chips, and a few peaceful minutes by the sea. Unfortunately, the seagulls have other ideas. Join Blindman Makes for a funny seaside story filled with salt, vinegar, suspiciously organised seagulls, and one increasingly desperate attempt to protect a perfectly good lunch. Featuring musical stings and the original song: “Oi Seagulls Leave My Chips Alone” If you enjoy the story, make sure to follow the podcast so you don’t miss future episodes — there are plenty more strange and wonderful stories still to come. More stories can also be found on Facebook and at blindmanmakes.co.uk

    14 min

  6. May 4

    The Mushroom Men of Misilanina: A Walk Through the Forest

    A gentle introduction to the world of The Mushroom Men of Misilanina. In this episode, take a quiet walk through the forest and meet some of its most curious inhabitants, including Shiitake, Portobello, Chanterelle, and Button. Offering a first glimpse into a magical forest where not everything is quite as it seems — and where many more adventures are still to come. Follow the podcast for new stories from Blindman Makes.

    12 min

  7. Apr 27

    The Very Unfortunate Wiggle - Wiggles and Tickles

    What starts as a perfectly ordinary morning quickly turns into something… rather less ordinary. Percy P. Wobbleton is a respectable man with an important meeting to attend.
Calm, composed, and always in control… or so he believes. But when a small and very inconvenient problem begins to follow him through his day, Percy finds himself doing everything he can to keep up appearances — with increasingly questionable results. From the street…
to the shop…
to a very serious meeting… this is a story about dignity, determination…
and a situation that simply refuses to be ignored. A light-hearted, slightly awkward, and very relatable comedy story from Blindman Makes — part of the Wiggles and Tickles series. Stay tuned after the story for a fun musical twist. If you’re enjoying the stories, you can follow the podcast for more.
You can also find Blindman Makes on Facebook or visit blindmanmakes.co.uk for more stories and updates.

    12 min

  8. Apr 20

    The Gingernut Blues – A Biscuit Detectives Story

    In this one-off Blindman Makes story, Sir Dunkalot shares a tale that’s a little bit crunchy… and a little bit confessional. After returning home from a gig, he finds crumbs on his jacket and questions on his mind — and a familiar temptation calling from the biscuit tin. With Biggie quietly watching, Indy nearby, and Jackson never too far from the warmth of the Aga, Sir Dunkalot must face the truth behind his gingernut habit. Set in the world of the Biscuit Detectives, this story offers a light, humorous introduction to the characters, with more adventures — and possibly longer stories — to come. Featuring:Lady BiscottiSir DunkalotBiggie the BiscuithoundIndy, and Jackson. If you enjoy the story, be sure to follow the podcast for more tales from Blindman Makes. You can also find more stories on Facebook or at blindmanmakes.co.uk

    13 min
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Welcome to Blindman Makes Stories — the home of fun, imaginative storytelling. Here you’ll find stories from the Cheese Family Chronicles, the Biscuit Detectives, the Mushroom Men of Misilania, the Little Fart Monsters, and many more. These are warm, playful stories for anyone who enjoys a good tale.

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  • Episodes
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