Blondies: Out Loud

Blondies: Out Loud
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Hey Blondies. We're your Blondies. Two best friend babbling about life with fun games, amazing guests and absolutely no politics (we're allergic). We hope you join us on this crazy ride as we banter about all things Blondies. Blonde in color, blonde in nature. Let's do this thing.

  1. Claude V Chatgpt - Hayden Loses

    5D AGO

    Claude V Chatgpt - Hayden Loses

    The Blondies asked the robots to roast each other. The robots roasted Hayden instead. This week Hayden and Dax go head to head with the biggest AIs on the planet — Claude vs. ChatGPT. What do they think of each other? Interesting. What do they think of Hayden? Apparently a LOT, and none of it was requested. Then the boys debut the Love Map Game — the ultimate test of how well these two actually know each other after all this time. Will Dax pass on his very first attempt? The friendship may or may not be on the line. Also: new shirts just dropped, the Blondies have somehow entered a reading era, and the great fiction vs. nonfiction debate happens live on air. It does not go well for either of them. And yes — something happens to Hayden mid-episode that turns him the color of a tomato. Nobody is explaining it. Just watch. 🍅 Are they smart? No. Are they having fun? Absolutely. Is AI coming for them? Tune in to find out.  Blonde in color, blonde in nature. 💛 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes

    46 min

  2. APR 6

    Blondie Down Under!

    Welcome back to Blondies: Out Loud — This week, Hayden is calling in all the way from Australia… and is in his Vacation feels… and he’s on a mission to fully freak Daxton out with everything that can kill you Down Under. Meanwhile, Daxton has another bone to pick — and shockingly, it’s not Starbucks this time. Progress? Debatable. We also get into the real stuff — friendships and how amazing and talented our friends are. Plus … the gams are out, the chest hair is popping, and the confidence is questionable at best.  It’s unhinged, it’s honest, and it’s very, very Blondies. Hit play, subscribe, and drop a comment — we want to hear your hot takes. #BlondiesOutLoud #PodcastChaos #BestFriendEnergy #ComedyPodcast #Unfiltered 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one).Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.

    34 min
  3. The Craziest Story EVER Told (No, Seriously)

    MAR 23

    The Craziest Story EVER Told (No, Seriously)

    This might be the best episode we’ve ever recorded. Hayden shares what might be the single greatest story he’s ever told… and somehow, it might not even be the only one. Let’s just say — if you’re traveling anytime soon, this episode might make you nervous. With travel season upon us, we dive into the absolute chaos happening in airports right now (and yes… TSA is involved). Meanwhile, Daxton is thriving after landing on the good side of TikTok for once, and he’s enjoying every second of his newfound fame. To wrap it all up, we play a game: Can you guess the top 5 U.S. airports with the longest wait times? Trust us… you do NOT want to miss this one. 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes

    46 min

  4. MAR 9

    Yoga, Smells and Big News!

    This week on Blondies Out Loud, things get a little chaotic… in the best way. Daxton has some words for a very well-known coffee establishment (and no, he’s not holding back). Hayden proves he might secretly be a yoga instructor, the guys debate the eternal question of how much cologne is actually too much, and someone needs to explain who is peeing in the pool. Seriously. We also play a game that goes completely off the rails, and stick around until the end because Daxton shares a career update you won’t want to miss. Grab a coffee (maybe not that one), sit back, and enjoy the chaos. 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: BlondiesMedia, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #allyshippodcast #HotTakes #honeymoonperiod

    46 min
  5. Is the Honeymoon Over?!

    FEB 23

    Is the Honeymoon Over?!

    Is the honeymoon phase officially over… or are we just noticing things now? 👀 This week the Blondies are getting PETTY (lovingly). We’re confessing the tiny, mildly irritating, absolutely-not-divorce-worthy things our partners do that somehow send us into orbit. And yes… we also expose ourselves. Daxton dives headfirst into his latest heated rivalry obsession (because of course he does), and Hayden tries to keep things civil… for about three minutes. Then things get chaotic: Dax must describe a live show, and Hayden has to guess the title. It goes exactly as you’d expect. AND for the first time in a year… you finally see Hayden’s face. The reveal. The moment. The drama. Are we dramatic? Yes.Are we in love? Also yes.Are we slightly annoyed? Absolutely. Press play if you’ve ever thought, “I love you… but why do you breathe like that?” 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes #ValentinesDay

    46 min

  6. FEB 9

    Love is the air?

    Love is in the air…. This week on Blondies Out Loud, Daxton debuts his bold new hairstyle, Hayden spills all about his big trip, and we dive headfirst into Valentine’s Day chaos — And you better believe the Blondies have opinions and poems!  Things get controversial (obviously), laughs are guaranteed, and the Blondies don’t hold back. Whether you’re boo’d up, single, or somewhere in between, this episode is your perfect Valentine’s companion. 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.#BlondiesOutLoud #ValentinesEpisode #Podcast #LoveAndDrama #GayPodcast #HotTakes #ValentinesDay

    42 min
  7. 2 Blondies Walk into a Bar.

    JAN 26

    2 Blondies Walk into a Bar.

    Welcome to the first original Blondies Out Loud episode of 2026 — and wow… we are flying high, desperately blonde, and fully in need of adult supervision.The boys are officially back and getting hyped for Blondies Battles coming to a city near you (or… kind of near… possibly far… but stay tuned). We also put our dignity on the line by sharing our worst, weirdest, most unhinged pickup lines — because nothing says fresh start like flirting poorly at a bar. Drop your best (or worst) pickup lines in the comments… we need them.Hayden has some exciting news to share, the boys have been traveling, and as always, Blondies + travel = absolute chaos. New year, same energy, no lessons learned.Thanks for being here with us in 2026 — hit subscribe, buckle up, and let’s see where this year takes us. 💛✈️🍸✨ Help us keep the good times rolling — hit that subscribe button and join the madness! ✨🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one).Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.

    41 min
  8. Get Wiggy With It

    JAN 19

    Get Wiggy With It

    Welcome back to the Blondies Vault, where we’re dusting off one of our earliest (and most chaotic) episodes. Hayden and Dax break down a full red carpet moment — equal parts glam, confusion, and “did that really just happen?” Dax relives the iconic wig roulette birthday party that deserves its own documentary, while Hayden introduces the world to his unforgettable friend Stevie Beenut. Can you guess what she does before the Blondies figure it out? Probably. Expect early-days energy, big laughs, and classic Blondies chaos from start to finish. 🎄✨ Help us keep the good times rolling — hit that subscribe button and join the madness! ✨ 🧸🐨 We’ve officially gone full merch mode — hoodies, hats, Blondie Bear shirts, mugs, and keychains (because you know you need one). Stock up at blondiesmedia.net and rep your inner Blondie. 🎙️ For collaboration/ad opportunities: blondiesmedia@gmail.com 📲 Subscribe & Follow: Instagram/TikTok: @blondiesoutloud YouTube: Blondies Out Loud 🎧 The Team: 🎙 Audio Engineer: Elizabeth Baquet (Ninth Planet Audio) 🎬 Video Editing: Daxton Bloomquist and Hayden Maher 🎨 Graphic Design: David Maron 📢 Produced by: Tiffany Kuzon (Mosaic), Amburr Farls (Cut+Run), Daxton Bloomquist, Hayden Maher, Chris Jordan and TJ Kahn. Social Media: Kristen Cosme.

    31 min
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Hey Blondies. We're your Blondies. Two best friend babbling about life with fun games, amazing guests and absolutely no politics (we're allergic). We hope you join us on this crazy ride as we banter about all things Blondies. Blonde in color, blonde in nature. Let's do this thing.

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  • Creator
    Blondies: Out Loud
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    85
  • Rating
    Explicit
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