Blood Suckers Little Renegade Films

We watched Castlvania Season 1 and learned that women don't exist and neither does the color blue or calm male energy in Walla-cha-cha-chia!
We Also Learned
If SM had fun being mad at it, it counts as liking it even if she hated it. Just so we're clear.You like this series but this series didn't like you #micdropRotten Potatoes is a thing we're making if no one has made it yet. Add it to the list!Support the show
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We watched Blood Red Sky (2021) and learned that we have nothing to fear but fear itself and also that we might be a vampire monster on a cross atlantic overnight flight that gets hijacked. 
We Also Learned
Insert ____ on a Plane for hijinks and hijackers! It's all gonna come out in therapy laterThe cowl necked hijacker really just loves fashionSupport the show
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We watched Thirst (2009) and learned that KC hates things that are awesome.  #micdrop
We Also Learned
He can't have sex with her if he can't float! It's the floating defense. Blahcorder is a fun gross new musical instrument. Ask us how!Father Priest Father is the proper titleGeena Davis's most excellent foundation
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We watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer the Movie (1992) and loved it but also someone was very very mad and it might have been the vampire cramps or the real cramps. Who can tell? 
We Also Learned
SM doesn't know what sci fi is.KC once again, has the eternal patience of a Saint for the whole episode. Menstrual cramps are silently bourne. If she says "UGH" take her to the hospital. SHOW NOTES
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We watched Fascination (1979) and it turns out, it's porn. Jean Rollin the porny porntastic porn director tricked us again ya'll!
We Also Learned
Not to trust the criterion channels curated list of "vampire films"Open palmed rubbing is not erotic unless your kink is frusterationKC hates the pink caftan and if you give it to her she will scythe youTit-ahzaling happens on the t**s. #iykyk Support the show
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We watched Once Bitten (1985) and we clock our longest and most distracted intro yet! 
We Also Learned
KC only *thinks* she watched tv as a child. SM is beginning to think she's a replicant.Jane Asher's Fancy Dress Costume Book is the definitive book of costumesGratitude is the venereal disease of spirituality. Support the show
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