Boozy Book Reports

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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood classics with the added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary!

  1. JAN 30

    Animorphs: The Visitor (1996)

    This month, join in as we into the wild, body-horror-adjacent world of middle schoolers secretly fighting an alien invasion. Yes, we’re reading The Visitor, the second book in the Animorphs series by K.A. Applegate, where morphing is getting easier, the stakes are getting higher, and things get very weird very fast. To match the bright-cover, dark-undertones energy of this book, we’re sipping on a Tequila Sunrise….classic, dramatic, and deceptively easy to drink! Mentions: Animorphs: The VisitorAnimorphs (1998)Tequila SunriseThe Invasion (2007)The Road by Cormac McCarthyThe Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    54 min

  2. JAN 14

    Little Miss Canned Cocktails: Shy / Wine Gummies

    Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we're reading Little Miss Shy and tasting a variety of wine gummy candies! Mentions: Little Miss ShyLittle Miss Shy - CartoonSugar-free Gummy ReviewsHaribo Wine Gums Gummy CandyGustaf's Gumbilees Wine Gums Gummy CandyMaynard's Wine Gums _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    17 min

  3. 12/24/2025

    Poetry Short vol. 9 | To Mrs K____, On Her Sending Me an English Christmas Plum-Cake at Paris

    Let’s get cultured! We’re back and celebrating the spirit of advent by treating ourselves to liquor chocolates from Sam’s favorite store, The Vermont Country Store! Join is as we read To Mrs K____, On Her Sending Me an English Christmas Plum-Cake at Paris by Helen Maria Williams and take a minute to reminisce and soak in the holiday spirit. Mentions: To Mrs K____, On Her Sending Me an English Christmas Plum-Cake at Paris by Helen Maria WiliamsThe Vermont County StoreAnthon Berg Liquor Filled Chocolate Bottles Advent CalendarThe Try Channel (Youtube)Sheffield CiderCougar Gold Cheese _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    22 min

  4. 12/18/2025

    Christmas in the Big Woods (1995)

    This month, Sam and Beth are leaning all the way into cozy nostalgia with Christmas in the Big Woods by Laura Ingalls Wilder. Join in as they revisit Laura’s world of log cabins, maple candy, and one very special rag doll.  They're sipping on Sugar Cookie Martinis (sweet, festive, and absolutely deserving of a spot by the tree). Along the way, they reminisce about their our own childhood Christmas memories, favorite traditions, and how the season feels different (but still meaningful) now that they are adults. Mentions:  Christmas in the Big WoodsSugar Cookie Martini _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    49 min

  5. 11/26/2025

    Encyclopedia Brown (1963)

    This month, Beth and Sam crack open a true childhood classic: Encyclopedia Brown, Boy Detective by Donald J. Sobol. What starts as a simple trip back to Idaville quickly turns into a nostalgic tour of tent squatters, suspicious eggs, and a kid who is far too enthusiastic about collecting teeth.  And because no episode is complete without a little liquid courage, Sam mixes up a Michelada , a beer-forward twist on a Bloody Mary, while Beth immediately and wholeheartedly regrets every moment of this tomato-based drink. Mentions: Encyclopedia Brown by Donald SobolEncyclopedia Brown (TV Show 1989)The MicheladaThe Wizard (1989)Butter-dipped Soft Serve _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    47 min

  6. 10/30/2025

    Little Miss Canned Cocktails: Magic / Cotton Candy Glitter Bombs

    Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we're reading Little Miss Magic and tasting xo, Fetti cotton candy glitter drink bombs.  Mentions: Little Miss Magic Little Miss Magic - Cartoonxo, Fetti  _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    14 min

  7. 10/22/2025

    The Witches (1983)

    This month, we’re channeling our inner Grand High Witch as we dive into The Witches by Roald Dahl, a darkly whimsical classic that’s equal parts enchanting and unsettling. From mouse transformations to hotel conspiracies, we’re unpacking the childhood fears this book sparked (and laughing at how unbothered grown-ups seemed to be about children getting turned into rodents). To keep things delightfully spellbinding, we’re sipping on The Witchy Lady! Join us as we reminisce about reading this story under the covers, debate whether the witches were truly that scary, and discuss why Roald Dahl’s brand of weird still captivates us as adults. Grab your broomstick (or your martini glass) and join the coven! This Boozy Book Report is one you don’t want to miss. Mentions:  The WitchesThe Witches (1990)The Witches (2020)The Craft (1996)Teen Witch (1989)Teen Witch - “Top That” Rap _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    52 min

  8. 09/24/2025

    Little Miss Canned Cocktails: Helpful / Jelly Belly Cocktail Classics

    Join in the fun as we take a look at the classic Little Miss book series while trying out a variety of canned cocktails. This month we're reading Little Miss Helpful and tasting Jelly Belly Cocktail Classics jelly beans.  Mentions: Little Miss HelpfulLittle Miss Helpful (Cartoon, 1985)Jelly Belly Cocktail Classics _____________ Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood and YA classics with an added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary. Hosted by Beth + Sam Music by The Finley Ghost _____________ Connect with the Boozy Book Reports Crew TikTok: @boozybookreports Instagram: @boozybookreport ______________ boozybookreports@gmail.com boozybookreports.com

    10 min
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Monthly book reports featuring your favorite childhood classics with the added bonus of delicious cocktails and snarky commentary!

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  • Creator
    Boozy Book Reports
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    55
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    Explicit
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