Bottle Episodes

C.J. Arellano
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  1. MAR 1

    PHONE BOOTH (2003)

    C.J. and guest Julian Doan trap themselves in a glass case of emotion as they dissect the real-time techno thriller and morality play, PHONE BOOTH (2003), starring Colin Farrell and directed by Joel Schumacher. . C.J. Arellano is an NYC-based writer/filmmaker who plays in the sandboxes of horror, comedy, and fantasy. His films have played at fests internationally and have won a handful of awards along the way. He is fueled by hope, spreadsheets, ube ice cream, his trusty asthma inhaler, and posting stupid b******t on Instagram stories. Check out his work at CJarellano.com. Find him on IG: @cjlgva Julian Doan is a writer and director preoccupied with the mundane, ironic, and absurd. His short films "Raspberry" (Sundance 2021) and "Long's Long Lost & Mini Mart" (Tribeca 2025), are the first 2 of his "dead dad trilogy", to be completed with his 1st feature HALF SWEET (Gotham Project Market 2021) - a Tati-esque satirical tragicomedy about a family keeping a dying father alive against his will. Together, these films all explore the commodification of grief. He's also an editor and assistant editor with credits such as THE SYMPATHIZER, IN TREATMENT, MAINSTREAM, and WILD WILD COUNTRY. He’s a recently converted cat daddy. Find him on IG: @heyitsjulian

    1h 9m

  2. 12/23/2025

    THE X-FILES: "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas"

    C.J. and guest Nikita Imafidon go ghostbusting on Christmas Eve as they psychoanalyze intrepid paranormal investigators Mulder and Scully in the very special holiday episode of THE X-FILES, "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas." C.J. Arellano is an NYC-based writer/filmmaker who plays in the sandboxes of horror, comedy, and fantasy. His films have played at fests internationally and have won a handful of awards along the way. He is fueled by hope, spreadsheets, ube ice cream, his trusty asthma inhaler, and posting stupid b******t on Instagram stories. Check out his work at CJarellano.com. Find him on IG: @cjlgva Nikita is a multidisciplinary artist, writer, and full-time jester. Her work revolves around identity and media with a tendency towards the strange. She's a little too into everything. She runs an X-Files meme account on Instagram (@sculder.and.mully) and writes about The X-Files on Substack (sculderandmully.substack.com).

    52 min

  3. 11/23/2025

    DOCTOR WHO: "Midnight"

    C.J. and Erin Sindewald board a big space truck with a bunch of strangers across a diamond planet (what could go wrong?) as they dissect the terrifying DOCTOR WHO Series 4 episode, "Midnight." C.J. Arellano is an NYC-based writer/filmmaker who plays in the sandboxes of horror, comedy, and fantasy. His films have played at fests internationally and have won a bunch of awards or whatever. He is fueled by hope, spreadsheets, ube ice cream, his trusty asthma inhaler, and posting stupid b******t on Instagram stories. Check out his work at CJarellano.com. Find him on IG: @cjlgva Erin enjoys running, comics, being outside, and eating snacks on her couch when she is not outside. She lives in Chicago with her plants and books.

    1h 3m

  4. 07/22/2025

    30 ROCK: "MILF Island"

    Holy hot mamas! C.J. and guest Tia Hanke-Hills are staying late at 30 ROCK to watch the season finale of "MILF Island" and ponder the line between art and trash. C.J. Arellano is an NYC-based writer/filmmaker who plays in the sandboxes of horror, comedy, and fantasy. His films have played at fests internationally and have won a bunch of awards or whatever. He is fueled by hope, spreadsheets, ube ice cream, his trusty asthma inhaler, and posting stupid b******t on Instagram stories. Check out his work at CJarellano.com. Find him on IG: @cjlgva Tia Hanke-Hills is a New York-based writer who's been working in advertising for over ten years. She is also an all-around TV enthusiast with a deep appreciation for prestige, trash, and lots of things in-between. Check her out at tiahankehills.com . IG: @altheahh

    53 min

  5. 07/15/2025

    DROP (2025)

    C.J. and Adam Murray go on a date and encounter threatening memes, terrifying assassination plots, and - eek - aspiring improvisers in Christopher Landon's adorable thriller, DROP. C.J. Arellano is an NYC-based writer/filmmaker who plays in the sandboxes of horror, comedy, and fantasy. His films have played at fests internationally and have won a bunch of awards or whatever. He is fueled by hope, spreadsheets, ube ice cream, his trusty asthma inhaler, and posting stupid b******t on Instagram stories. Check out his work at CJarellano.com. Find him on IG: @cjlgva Adam is the creator and writer of reallytallguy.com, where he reviews movies, theater, and everything in between. You can find him at the movies, in a Broadway theater, and on TikTok/instagram @really.tall.guy. Whenever you’re looking for Adam, just look up and he’s probably there.

    1h 4m
  6. SEINFELD: "The Chinese Restaurant"

    03/14/2022

    SEINFELD: "The Chinese Restaurant"

    C.J. and Courtney wait for a table at "The Chinese Restaurant," SEINFELD's real-time outing rife with innovation and impatience.

    44 min
  7. BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE (2018)

    02/21/2022

    BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE (2018)

    Courtney and C.J. explore their dual natures as they check into BAD TIMES AT THE EL ROYALE, Drew Goddard's curious neo-noir from 2018.

    1h 14m
  8. BURIED (2010)

    02/07/2022

    BURIED (2010)

    C.J. and Courtney wake up in a coffin and find themselves BURIED in this 2010 low-budget thriller starring Ryan Reynolds.

    58 min
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  • Creator
    C.J. Arellano
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    20
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © C.J. Arellano
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