Broke Ass Dads

Marriage. Kids. Big purchases. And zero time to figure it all out. Welcome to Broke Ass Dads — where Jordan and Scott keep it real about the chaos of dad life, modern marriage, and the endless carousel of kids’ activities, late-night Amazon regrets, and questionable financial decisions. 👨‍👧‍👦 From carpool logistics and custom SUVs to dance recitals, travel sports, and debating whether the third-row was really necessary — this is the honest, hilarious ride of fatherhood and adulting. Whether you're commuting to work, killing time at a practice, or hiding in your garage for peace and quiet, we've got your back. We talk big life stuff: 🏠 Buying homes 🚗 New cars 🛫 Budgeting for vacations 💰 Saving (or trying to) 👶 Raising little humans ❤️ Staying married through it all If you’re a dad trying to survive suburbia with some dignity and a sense of humor, you’re in the right place.