BS with Brian Simpson

Brian Simpson
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian Simpson

    3D AGO

    Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective. Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget 04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment 08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap 11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food 17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives 22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky 28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation 33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake 36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan 40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener Emails VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  2. Ep. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian Simpson

    MAR 3

    Ep. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now 02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same 07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference? 11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship 18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories 23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything? 26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma 31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professionally 36:00 – Leverage, Power & Knowing Your Value at Work 42:30 – Corporate vs Service Industry Work Culture 45:00 – Tour Updates & Closing Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min
  3. Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson

    FEB 24

    Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations. Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates 01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained 04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time 07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline 11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill 15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust 19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective 24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy 30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity 36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions 42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions 52:10 – Closing Thoughts VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    49 min
  4. Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian Simpson

    FEB 10

    Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian Simpson

    This week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace dynamics, and explores why certain environments fit different stages of life. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice 05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries 09:45 – Why Discretion Matters 14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins 19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests 23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift 28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences 33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort 38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life 42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    42 min
  5. Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian Simpson

    FEB 3

    Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian Simpson

    In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life. Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations 05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding 09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty 13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline 18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus 23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories 28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective 34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration 39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life 45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-Up VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    47 min
  6. Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 27

    Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful insight — without pretending there’s one right answer. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships 05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion 08:30 – Spending Money With Intention 12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment 17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right 22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking 27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert 33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations 38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness 43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener Takeaways VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    46 min
  7. Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 20

    Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian Simpson

    Brian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates 02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice 04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise 07:30 – Why Listening Matters 11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure 16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment 20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way 26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice 32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement 38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona 44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief 50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and Accountability VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 9m
  8. Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson

    JAN 13

    Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian Simpson

    In episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective. 00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone 01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode 04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor 07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths 11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth 15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated 20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability 24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment 29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns 34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing Perspective VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. #briansimpson #bswithbriansimpson #standupcomedy #comedypodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    44 min
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Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some b******t about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants. Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Brian Simpson
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2026
  • Episodes
    211
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Brian Simpson
  • Show Website
    BS with Brian Simpson

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