54 episodes

The internet is a treasure trove of original fiction. Here we dig through the archives to try and find the gems that will be the next big thing! Each episode FancyOctopus, your narrator, will bring forth a few stories and read to them to a few guests with Proper Gent voice acting the story. Our guests will then give a fresh and comedic review of each story. With our guests help we will be able to discover the next Harry Potter! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BuriedGems Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

Buried Gems Fancy Octopus

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The internet is a treasure trove of original fiction. Here we dig through the archives to try and find the gems that will be the next big thing! Each episode FancyOctopus, your narrator, will bring forth a few stories and read to them to a few guests with Proper Gent voice acting the story. Our guests will then give a fresh and comedic review of each story. With our guests help we will be able to discover the next Harry Potter! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/BuriedGems Etsy:https://www.etsy.com/shop/BuriedGemsPodcast

    Ep54 - The End of Garfield

    Ep54 - The End of Garfield

    A Golden Transgression has stepped forth into the sacrificial pit. He removes his hood and looks up at us. We understand his loss and he understands its importance. I wipe tears collecting at the bridge of my nose as the incantation begins. A rhythmic chant " Muzzarella...Ricottaaa" starts off as a whisper. Slowly we all join in and it begins to crescendo. The Golden Transgression gets on one knee and lets out a sustained bellow shaking us to our bones. We keep chanting. Electricity begins reverberating through the air as our chanting continues and the Golden Screaming intensifies. After 10 minutes of crescendo a bright yellow explosion lightens the pit and knocks me down. Silence. I get up on my knees to see..... there he was.... a gold cat of heroic proportions.... carrying a plate of lasgna.
    Come find out how to live like a Kamehameha with Fancy Octopus, GarQueef, and Toxic Gold as they read "The End of Garfield" by Gentlemen Genocide Machine.
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    • 1 hr 11 min
    Ep53 - New Dawn (Part 3)

    Ep53 - New Dawn (Part 3)

    The robotic eye stares me down coldly. Its pupil an unwavering void reminding me that I am being watched. I will never escape my prison of city blocks and 7-11s and it is here to remind me. My hot dog grows cold in my hands as an orange citizen sweeps up the trash on the corner a gold dumped from the back of their lambo. I sigh and look down at the flaccid pink dog in my hand slowly freezing. Thats when the bright dawn is blocked by a man with yellow hair and aviators. He stands before me and hands me a ketchup packet. As I look I realize I have found salvation. The pure esctasy I felt when I heard him say those words..... "Hey Momma!".
    Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, Thomas, and proper gent talk dystopia in a very timely manner while reading the next chapter of "A New Dawn" by SassyHistorian.
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Ep52 - Mommy's Little Gamer

    Ep52 - Mommy's Little Gamer

    Mommy always brings me my chicken nuggies. I need them to grow big and strong so I can become the ultimate gamer! Call of Duty, Halo, HAH mere child's play for an elite such as myself. I have stopped going to school or talking to friends. I NEED THE TIME TO GAME. Even walking spends extra gaming juices on my legs so I have mastered lizard crawling. Mommy stopped talking so much though and I am worried for her. She spends a lot of time with her laptop, on some website, typing up a storm while giving me a funny look. But I shouldn't be worried. Mommy loves cause I'm her little gamer.
    Join some gamer experts, TR aka Ghoulia Boouis-Diefus, Maresnest, and Fancy Octopus as they learn how to go from gamer to good boy in "The Time Game" by Pzychotic.
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    Track Attribution: -----Battle Music
    Music used: "Dragon Castle" by 魔界Symphony (https://soundcloud.com/makai-symphony...​) Licensed under Creative Commons-ShareALike Attribution 3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/b...​) 

    • 1 hr 22 min
    Ep51 - Advanced Boredom

    Ep51 - Advanced Boredom

    I awake in the plane of darkness. I attempt to speak but I have no voice. My mouth begins patching over leaving a smooth flesh patch where my lips once were. I turn behind me and see my mortal enemies....Thomas, Charlie, and Proper Gent! "Did you think you could get away from us?" laughed Thomas. "Oh you're gonna pay for what you did" Charlie says as he creeps ahead of me with a ghoulish smile. Proper gent had snuck around me and forced me into a chair and secures handcuffs. Thomas pulls out a binder stuffed full with printer paper. "It's time we read you a story!" I can only squirm and listen for I have no mouth and yet I must scream.
    Join experts Thomas, Charlie, Proper Gent, and Fancy Octopus as they learn why Katarina is such a special girl in "Katerina's World" by Alixis.
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    • 2 hr 15 min
    Ep50 - Prankster's Payback

    Ep50 - Prankster's Payback

    Who doesn't love a good prank? Oh when I replace my partners contact solution with vinegar it was quite a laugh HAH. Sure they won't talk to me and their doctor is furious, but they are just overly sensitive. Besides, I'll never get my come uppance because I am violently against learning.
    Join the pranky bois: Fancy Octopus, Stave, Hyena, and Proper Gent, as they dive into "Prankster's Payback" by WaspSt1ng.
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    • 1 hr 13 min
    Ep49 - Being a dog sucks (W/ Unrepeated)

    Ep49 - Being a dog sucks (W/ Unrepeated)

    To the surprise of no one, touching rocks is not a healthy life style. But you'll never stop me! Why I will touch this stones and place them where ever I darn please for it is my RIGHT. Everyone thinks they can just stop me from rubbing my stones in public....why they say its unnatural or disturbing....well I think they are disturbing and honestly I'm cooler than them anyway! Man its so hard being a rock collector.
    Join expert veterinarians Jack and Ben from Unrepeated Show Show as we learn why "Being a superhero sucks" written by J Richard P.
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    • 1 hr 25 min

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