Cache Me Outside

Cache Me Outside

Treasure Hunting podcast: we join modern-day treasure hunts because we're desperate. Join in on our brainstorming! We also dive into Lost Treasures throughout history. - Utah Treasure Hunt series: We brainstorm the location of the annual Utah Treasure Hunt containing $25,000. - Where's the Wallet series: Bank of Utah hosts a $20,000 treasure hunt and we're looking for it. - Lost Treasure series: We explore the theories, disappearances, and legends behind history's most famous lost treasures. Email is at: cachemeoutsidepodcast@gmail.com to be featured on an upcoming episode!

  1. 2d ago

    E2: Locomotive? I hardly know 'ive. (Bank of Utah '26)

    Clue one was a gentle lob right over the plate. Clue two came in and completely rocked our confidence. Caden, Christian, and Chad dig into Bank of Utah's second clue for the "Where's the Wallet" Cash Quest, and things get weird fast — is it about locomotives, automotives, or just plain old motives? Is Box Elder County still in play, or did we all fall for the misdirection the clue literally warned us about? We revisit the Box Elder theory (sweet sap, unsettled territory, Promontory Point train ties), float a Weber County curveball, and yes, someone brings up Cache County purely because it lets us say "Cache my Cache Quest" out loud. Buckle up. Got a theory better than ours? Send it our way — happy to read it on the show, or keep you anonymous if you'd rather just quietly be smarter than us. Leave us a review! Every episode we pick a favorite and send that reviewer $25. Make us laugh, make us think, or just tell us we're wrong about Box Elder. In This Episode: Caden's 5-year-best solve streak gets a shoutout (thanks, dude)Six-legged vs. eight-legged, and Highway 8 vs. Highway 6"We're cashing up" — an instant classic, we don't make the rulesLocomotive → automotive → literal motive, a philosophical journeyBox Elder trees have sap you can tap, and now you know tooThe Cache County pitch that may or may not just be brand loyaltyA Utah trivia bonus round, because five words really can be "Under the Banner of Heaven"

    E2: Locomotive? I hardly know 'ive. (Bank of Utah '26)
  2. Jul 23

    E1: This Cash Quest is B-A-N-A-N-A-S (Bank of Utah '26)

    We are back after a year and a half, new hunt, new poem, new pig. This is the Bank of Utah Where's the Wallet Cash Quest, $20,000 on the line, and we are already behind schedule. Before we get anywhere near clue one, Chad becomes a farmer's market guy, Caden gets stranded in Chicago like Home Alone, Christian debuts a segment he did not run by anyone, and somebody says a word he cannot explain why he said. Then we actually break down the first stanza and land hard on Promontory Point. Motive means locomotive. Connection means the two rail lines meeting. Box Elder County, here we come. If you are here for the solve, it is in there. If you are here to watch one host go zero for the night on every single bet he makes, that is also in there. Best review on this episode wins $25. Extra credit if your name is Janet, for reasons that will make sense about 33 minutes in. In This Episode: Christian keeps calling you readers and will not be stoppedA word association segment that makes no sense until it makes perfect senseHow Long Will It Take, our new game with no rules and no clear winnerA goalkeeper riddle nobody solved and a banana riddle nobody wantedThe pig side quest, and the one they hid 50 yards from our officeTonksville, a real city in Box Elder County that we definitely did not make upBuy a zucchini, get a Cache Me Outside hatThe entire preamble to the Constitution, performed live and mostly wrongWhether the ground under Utah Lake is going to liquifySend us your theories on clue two. If you send an audio message we will play it. If you sing it, that is a guarantee.

    E1: This Cash Quest is B-A-N-A-N-A-S (Bank of Utah '26)
  3. 08/05/2025

    E1: Bored White Boys White Board Brainstorm (WALLET 2025)

    The Bank of Utah's Where’s the Wallet Cash Quest for 2025 has officially begun — and so have the bad solves from Christian.Where's The Wallet Cash Quest: https://www.bankofutah.com/bou-questerclues.In this first episode of Cache Me Outside: Where’s the Wallet Edition, the guys dissect Clue 1 of the Bank of Utah’s $20,000 treasure hunt. From food festivals and fake charities to mountains, monuments, and massive canyons, they brainstorm possible locations, debate whether giants are mountains or mascots, and suggest some—likely false—meanings of "feast."Along the way, you’ll get: • An unnecessarily serious whiteboard segment • A pitch to sleep on Black Desert Resort’s couch • A deep dive into Utah’s fruit festivals • A masterclass on chiasmus you didn’t ask forIf you’re hunting for cash, clues, or just a group of dudes taking treasure hunting way too seriously — you’re in the right spot.New episodes drop weekly as new clues are released.Chapters:0:00 – Intro & Welcome to Where’s the Wallet Edition1:00 – Why We’re Obsessed with Treasure Hunts (and Bathtubs)2:28 – How This Hunt Differs From the Utah Treasure Hunt4:00 – Structure of the Clues & Why It’s More Digestible5:30 – What’s Actually In the Wallet? (Speculation Begins)7:20 – The Side Quests and Piggy Bank Prizes Explained9:15 – Dreaming of Black Desert Resort10:45 – We’re Going After the Piggy Banks, Hard12:05 – Clue 1 Breakdown Begins: Feast, Giants, and Grit13:15 – Brainstorming the Meaning of ‘Feast’ and Flavor14:35 – What Are the Giants That Bookend a City?17:00 – Massive Brainstorm: Mountains, Statues, Skyscrapers, Smoke Stacks20:00 – Venn Diagram of Solves (Food + Grid + Giants)22:15 – Strawberry Days in Pleasant Grove? Strong Candidate24:15 – Heber’s Giant Grids and Swiss Food Cred26:05 – Holiday, Titans, and Gobbler’s Knob…?28:00 – More Wild Ideas: Thanksgiving Point, Lehi, Smoke Stacks, Emus30:00 – Listener Callout: Send Us Your Solve Ideas31:05 – Why This Clue Format Might Be Better Than Utah Treasure Hunt32:25 – When Clues Drop & Podcast Release Cadence33:10 – If One of Us Wins, Can All Three Sleep Over?34:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up34:45 – Let’s Make it Rain – See You Next Week#podcast #utah #treasure #trails

    E1: Bored White Boys White Board Brainstorm (WALLET 2025)
  4. 07/13/2025

    Ep 2: Bowser? I Hardly Know Her (POEM 25)

    Strap in. In this episode, we discover a new nickname for Chad/Nips, Emma Watson makes an appearance, beef jerky is somehow involved, Olympic conspiracies, Dark Side of the Moon, Donny Osmond’s jawline, and theeeeennnnnnn we get to actual treasure hunt theories—in that order. We break down the last six lines of the 2025 Utah Treasure Hunt poem and spiral into beautiful nonsense along the way. If you’re here for serious solves, we got those. If you’re here for pharaoh-shaped rocks, Princess Peach whistle lore, and Christian’s theory about the Olympics being the secret theme… we got that too. ⸻ Best review on this episode will win $25. You get bonus points for the most creative roast about Christian (review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts).⸻ 🏆 In This Episode: • The nipple comment that won’t die • A heated debate: Pharaoh headdress or pyramid? • Memory Grove, metaphors, and data centers • Christian’s Olympic torchlight theory (surprisingly kind of good) • Beef jerky on the trail: snack or sacred symbol? • “Whistle with Princess Peach” – and somehow that matters • Was Donny Osmond the final clue all along? ⸻ 💬 Viewer Challenges: • Spot the ChatGPT moment (someone thinks they can) • Tell us what we should do for our punishments if we lose our bets • Let us know if Emma Watson has ever tweeted about hiking in Utah (asking for a friend) ⸻ Drop a comment. Roast a theory. Correct our geography. Or just admit you’re here for the weird tangents and phallic-adjacent humor. 👍 Like if your solve involves the Bonneville Shoreline Trail 🔔 Subscribe or miss out on the dumbest smart theories on YouTube 💀 Leave a review! #utah #hiking #treasure #treasurehunt #utahtreasurehunt

    Ep 2: Bowser? I Hardly Know Her (POEM 25)
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Treasure Hunting podcast: we join modern-day treasure hunts because we're desperate. Join in on our brainstorming! We also dive into Lost Treasures throughout history. - Utah Treasure Hunt series: We brainstorm the location of the annual Utah Treasure Hunt containing $25,000. - Where's the Wallet series: Bank of Utah hosts a $20,000 treasure hunt and we're looking for it. - Lost Treasure series: We explore the theories, disappearances, and legends behind history's most famous lost treasures. Email is at: cachemeoutsidepodcast@gmail.com to be featured on an upcoming episode!