Cafe Neckbeard Chris Bower

This is a recording of the essay I wrote for The Paper Machete about the November 2019 Impeachment Inquiry. The Paper Machete is a live weekly magazine show at The Green Mill, in Chicago. The show is every Saturday at 3 PM. It's free. It's awesome.

Before I read the essay, I do talk a little, so skip ahead, if you'd like.
The photo is of Grock, the so called "King of Clowns".

Call Him Tuxedo
Written and Performed by Chris Bower
Sound design by Erin Kahoa
Another Fisherman song by Alan Scalpone and Chris Bower
Illustration by Dominique A. Holmes

This is the monologue that Tuxedo delivered at Cafe Neckbeard: Dinner in Le Cafe in the Neck of the Whale, January 2018. He asked to speak at the event, which was celebrating Chef Anton "*" Anis' new menu, Atomic Delights (featuring ingredients that could survive an atomic holocaust) and this was what he had to say.

Whale sound mix by Matt Test
Fisherman Song written by Alan Scalpone and Chris Bower
"Entering Wendhi" illustration by Dominique A. Holmes
Written and Performed by Chris Bower

At the Hungry Brain on 6/14 at The Therapy Sessions with Seth Vanek, Cafe Neckbeard's PR Rep Chris Bower stopped by to advertise the cafe. This is a replication of the performance and a short preview of the soon to be released, Cafe Neckbeard Cafe Cast.

music by Seth Vanek
performed by Chris Bower

This is an audio recording of a poem by Robert F. Kennedy.

Santa IBS, a story about Santa's stomach troubles.

Written by Chris Bower
Music by Alan Scalpone