❓ Episode Title: Why English Makes No SenseEpisode Description: From cough to though to hiccough, English pronunciation often feels like a cruel joke—and it’s not your fault. In this episode of The Fluent Edge, Sean Watson and Dr. Howie Jacobson uncover the historical, cultural, and accidental chaos that makes English sound so illogical. From Vikings and French invaders to Dutch printers who didn’t speak English, you'll learn why spelling and pronunciation rarely line up—and how understanding this mess can actually make you a better speaker. 🔹 If you've ever felt fluent but still unsure how to pronounce “colonel,” “plough,” or “debris”… this episode is your validation—and your solution. 🎙️ What You’ll Learn:Why English sounds nothing like it looksHow “ghost” got a silent H (thanks to a Dutch typo)Why OUGH has 8+ pronunciationsHow to pronounce tricky TH sounds (voiced & unvoiced)Why native speakers also mispronounce “chaos”How to stop blaming yourself and start training smarter 🛠️ Tools + Methods Mentioned:Shadowing (to copy native rhythm + stress)IPA decoding (without becoming a linguist)Voice recording as a fluency feedback toolThe “soldier on” pronunciation challengeReal reasons spelling reform hasn’t happenedWhy English isn’t broken—it’s just experienced 🧠 Words That Will Twist Your Brain:Tough, though, through, cough, hiccough, ghost, colonel, debris, plough, borough, soldier, knight 📌 Timestamps:00:00 – Welcome & Episode Overview 01:00 – Why English feels like a trap (26 letters, 44 sounds) 02:00 – GHOTI = fish? Sean explains the chaos 03:00 – From Latin, Celtic, and Norse to Germanic 04:00 – French invaders and food words like “beef” 05:00 – Church Latin + Viking words like “sky” 06:00 – Dutch printers and silent letters 07:00 – IPA and mastering pronunciation tools 08:00 – Canadian vs. American vowels 09:00 – Why “shall” feels outdated 10:00 – Pronunciation hacks: shadowing + recording 11:00 – Accent drift and the future of English 12:00 – TH sounds explained with the touch-your-throat test 13:00 – The “hiccough” paradox and soldier challenge 14:00 – The Schwa: why “American” sounds like “Americən” 15:00 – Submit your voice! Pronounce “tough cough hiccough…” 16:00 – English is not broken—just a 2000-year remix 17:00 – Subscribe, Share, Coaching Links 🎤 Interactive Challenge:Can you pronounce one or more of these sentences? "Though the tough cough and hiccough plough me through, I soldier on." "I thought I bought a thoroughbred, but through a rough cough, it threw me off.""The bough broke though it looked tough enough to hold, and I laughed through the fall." "She fought through the drought and brought dough to the borough despite hiccoughs of doubt."🎙️ Record yourself reading, and we might feature your voice in a future episode! 👉 Send your voice recording here 📥 And don’t forget to download the free Podcast Companion Guide with vocabulary, pronunciation tips, and more: 👉 Click here to get the guide 📬 Let’s Connect:💼 Coaching with Sean – English Clarity & Pronunciation 👉 a href="https://tinyurl.com/5669kjnm"...