Can We Steal You for a Second‪?‬ Can We Steal You for a Second?

Joey boy, you’ve done it. Perfect lead, perfect season! Dark-horse winner, self-control, maintained popularity, and a tears-worth proposal. Enjoy a nuanced take on an untraditional final day; we loved the powerful intuition but hated the risk of involving Kelsey. Just let them get engaged! Our next Bachelorette is a happy surprise, just like the best ones. See you this summer, Jenn! 
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Every season, we have hope for the black sheep to rise, and every season, we are met with the same outcome: an indifferent blonde F1. Always just as we get 100% on board with the runner-up. Tune in for an in-depth analysis of Rachel’s mishandling of her injury, Kelsey’s intuition, and Daisy’s self-absorption. 
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Joey travels to restaurants, historical centers, and the Inland Empire for what used to be known as “Hometowns.” It’s best behavior week as everyone puts on their best interview self and hides their true feelings. We still got some memorable…and dare we say hot…family members! Who would you give your final rose, friend zone, fantasy suite, and send home to between the four dads?



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HATER ALERT!!! It’s us again, really getting some frustration out over the always inevitable Daisy, and the inevitable mistake the producers make in NOT making Maria the Bachelorette. Even though Maria made a massive miscalculation this week…we still ride for her. Kelsey A brings classic “everything seems great” F2 energy, and Whitney called Jenn’s cringe factor for Joey, even if she forgot about it from last week. Lastly, in the words of Jen Shah, Rachel hear this: “If you’re gonna be a b*tch, be a fun b*itch!!!”
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Is anyone going to ask Joey how HE is feeling out here?!?! Except we start the episode talking about our own problems (Camille broke her leg, Whitney is apartment hunting). This week, our love for Maria grows even deeper as we see the different sides of Joey she brings out. We make season predictions and discuss how his conversation with Lexi might impact his relationship with some of the women. 



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Joey’s hotness is bringing out all of the most feral of female relationship dynamics and we are living for it. Segmentation, us vs. them, subtle jabs, alliances, sex appeal as a tool of manipulation, and generations clashing, this season is providing ample to analyze. Especially when they slam us with two back-to-back episodes. 
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