4 episodes

The CWTA podcast is a paradise of wordplay (Pessimist Prime) and forced portmanteaus (Bumbleteeth) for two siblings that live in different states but still want to talk about the things they like. Joe and Kristen are currently covering generation 1 of the Transformers cartoon. New episode every other Wednesday!

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    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

The CWTA podcast is a paradise of wordplay (Pessimist Prime) and forced portmanteaus (Bumbleteeth) for two siblings that live in different states but still want to talk about the things they like. Joe and Kristen are currently covering generation 1 of the Transformers cartoon. New episode every other Wednesday!

    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 06

    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 06

    Alright alright alright, let's wrap this thing up, shall we?

    Bumblebee takes a little napplebee that deletes part of his brain, like we weren't 100% sure was the goal! Elita has taken our feedback into consideration and decided, actually, she doesn't want to use the stupid space bridge anyway. In the end, we're pretty positive that everyone on the Ark exploded and died.

    lms if u cry everytime

    Sorry for sliding in at the end here, but we're going to be on hiatus after this episode! Got some boring life things that take priority over podcasting for the time being.

    We'll be back! We're far from finished dunking on Optimus.

    Follow Joe (@CWTApod) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at cwtapod@gmail.com with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.

    • 41 min
    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 05

    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 05

    Things are picking up, maybe? Megatron doesn't love that Ultra Magnus pulled one over on him by dying, and Shockwave has a cool new plan to...

    Let me check my notes, here....

    Unilaterally destroy Cybertron's infrastructure in order to stop a secret that he knows nothing about? The Decepticons are making worse choices, sure, but they're still doing better than the Autobots. The war continues!!!

    Joe and Kristen take slight issue with Jetfire's extremely plot-convenient timing despite a near fatal butt injury, can't believe how bad Bumblebee's acting is, and continue not really understanding what the goal was for Elita.

    Follow Joe (@CWTApod) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at cwtapod@gmail.com with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.

    • 45 min
    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 04

    Transformers: War for Cybertron Trilogy (Siege) - Episode 04

    So, where were we? Ultra Magnus continues to have unknowable motives while the Decepticons really missed their chance to dig inside his computer-brain. Bumblebee inherits his... destin-bee? We kind of learn about Alpha Trion (sort of?) and some big old Transformers... gods, or something?

    Jetfire is a traitor and the search for the AllSpark is back on. What it does is still not 100% clear, but this is the plan we're going with. Sorry Elita! Better luck next time!!

    Follow Joe (@CWTApod) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at cwtapod@gmail.com with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.

    • 38 min
    Transformers S2E13 - The Insecticon Syndrome

    Transformers S2E13 - The Insecticon Syndrome

    We're taking a quick break, back to the OG series!

    And, honestly, this one is complicated. I read the wiki page and I still don't totally know how the heck to summarize it. There are Insecticons! A predictable betrayal! Mind control! Antidote for..... robot... mind control?

    I miss when we were taking this lore way too seriously.

    Follow Joe (@cwtapod) and Kristen (@marinakazam) on Twitter! Email us at cwtapod@gmail.com with questions/comments! CWTA artwork by Madeline (@ignoretherobot) on Twitter.

    • 44 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

Destiny A. Rodriguez ,

Excitement & Adventure!

The Jem and the Holograms podcasts are really funny. If you were (or still are!) a fan of the cartoon, you shouldn’t miss this—ahem—gem from Kristen and Joe. It’s comical and insightful! So go ahead, take a train...take a train...take a train...take a train...on over to this podcast and give it a listen!

zorkyakmorgan ,

An Excellent Podcast (TM)

Unbiased review by someone who's never once been on for three episodes, this podcast is "very... funny"

bearlybutts ,

BEST SIBLINGS, BEST PODCAST

They are the Zipper and Tech Rat to my Eric Raymond. *kissy noises*

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