Cannabis School

Flow Media
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Cannabis School is a weekly podcast focused on clear, honest cannabis education for real adults. We break down how the plant works, how people actually use it, and how to think about cannabis with intention, not hype or fear. Through science, lived experience, and real conversations, we cut through stigma and misinformation so listeners can make informed choices that fit their lives. Hosted by Brandon Elder and Jesse Angeles. Questions or feedback: contact@cannabisschool.org

  1. 1d ago

    Linalool: More Than the “Sleepy Lavender” Terpene

    Today we’re landing in the terps and breaking down linalool, that sweet, floral, slightly spicy terpene most commonly associated with lavender. For years, we thought lavender meant one thing: somebody was trying to put us to sleep. But linalool is more complicated than that. Finding it in a strain doesn’t automatically mean you’ll be unconscious ten minutes later. Its concentration, the other terpenes and cannabinoids surrounding it, the dose, and how you consume the product all help shape the final experience. We get into: What linalool smells and tastes likePlants containing linalool beyond lavenderWhy linalool may feel calming without necessarily being sedatingRelaxation, anxious feelings, and the experiences commonly associated with itWhy a terpene never works completely by itselfThe entourage effect and the importance of the full chemical profileCannabis derived versus botanically derived terpenesWhy the same molecule can behave differently within a larger formulationHow growing conditions can change terpene percentages between batchesReading a product’s certificate of analysis instead of trusting the strain nameWhy THC percentage doesn’t tell you whether you’ll enjoy the experienceFlower, dry-herb vaporizers, carts, edibles, and how consumption changes thingsWhy you need to stop destroying your carts with blinkersLooking for the experience you want instead of simply chasing the highest numberThe big takeaway: look to the terps. You don’t need to memorize every molecule or become the a*****e at the dispensary trying to prove how smart they are about weed. Learn enough to ask better questions. Look at the linalool, check what accompanies it, pay attention to the cannabinoids, and notice how your body responds. Next time you find a linalool-heavy strain, crack it open and see whether you can identify those floral, sweet, woody, or spicy notes. Then consume low and slow and find out what linalool actually does for you. For adults of legal age only. This episode is educational and reflects our personal experiences, not medical advice. Cannabis affects everyone differently, so know your local laws and consume responsibly. Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org

  2. 3d ago

    Papa Burger: Sticky, Funky, and Strong as Hell

    Papa Burger from Dragonfly came in swinging. This flower is soft, sticky, and squishy enough to gum up your grinder, with a smell that starts funky and savory before opening into something sweeter, creamier, and more tropical. At 27.5% THC—with 1% CBG and 0.5% CBC—this is not a strain we’d tell newer consumers to attack like heroes. Go low and slow. For experienced consumers, though, Papa Burger delivers a calm, euphoric experience without completely stealing your focus. It feels heavy enough for relaxing, stretching, post-workout recovery, or winding down, while still leaving some creativity and awareness intact. We also get into: Papa Burger’s Donny Burger × Papaya/Modified Bananas lineageIts funky, gassy, creamy, and tropical profileWhy sticky flower can preserve more of the experience you’re looking forLimonene, beta-caryophyllene, and the entourage effectUsing temperature-controlled dry-herb vaporizersWhy different consumption methods fit different people and situationsFlower versus carts, distillates, concentrates, and isolatesHow overheating can ruin a cart—and why you don’t need to hit that damn blinkerStorage, shelf life, and getting the most from your cannabisWhy asking your budtender about terpenes can help you shop smarterOur verdict: Papa Burger is absolutely worth trying. Just respect the potency, pay attention to how it makes you feel, and don’t let somebody else’s opinion keep you from exploring a new grower. Have you tried Papa Burger? Let us know what you thought. For adults of legal age only. This episode reflects our personal experiences and is not medical advice. Know your local laws and consume responsibly. Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org/

  3. Sep 3

    Perception, Intention, and Knowing When to Detach

    This sesh starts with dispensaries, sticky flower, budtenders, and our plans for Cannabis School........and somehow ends with us examining our emotional baggage. You know, the usual. We talk about why cannabis is better as a shared experience, the difference between reacting and responding, and what happens when your intentions collide with somebody else’s perception. Sometimes the person in front of you isn’t the enemy. Sometimes you need to back the f**k up, look at the whole situation, and get curious about what is actually happening. We also get into: The good, bad, and frustrating parts of Utah dispensariesWhy knowledgeable budtenders make such a differenceSupporting more strain and product reviews through PatreonThe upcoming Cannabis School courses and student experienceOur completely necessary “Brandon the Medicine Man” gameCannabis as a tool for slowing down and becoming more presentMental-health medication, side effects, and our personal experiencesSleep, food, routines, therapy, and building better habitsUsing “detach” as a safe word when an argument gets heatedThe gap between perception and intentionLooking at yourself objectively without turning reflection into shameCarrying old trauma into new relationshipsNeil Strauss, The Truth, and the three-second ruleWhy curiosity can teach you more than judgment ever willThe big takeaway: you are the common factor everywhere you go. When something triggers a reaction, pause before deciding who is right or wrong. Step outside yourself, look at the situation from a wider perspective, and ask why you responded that way. You may not like every answer—but at least now you can do something with it. Thank you to everyone supporting Cannabis School on Patreon. Your support helps us purchase new strains, test products, improve the show, and keep having conversations like this one. Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org

  4. Sep 1

    Blue Lobster Strain Review: Our Favorite Hybrid of 2026?

    Welcome back to Cannabis School! Today, Brandon and Jesse review Blue Lobster by Grassroots, an indica-leaning hybrid currently swimming around Utah’s medical cannabis market. A member of the Cannabis School community helped make this review possible, so thank you for supporting the show and giving us another strain to break down! Blue Lobster crosses Apples and Bananas with Eye Candy. The batch reviewed comes in around 23% THC, along with minor cannabinoids including CBGA, CBCA, THCV, and CBDA. Once again, it proves that THC percentage is only one small piece of the experience. The container may feel cheap, but the flower inside tells a different story. These popcorn buds are small, dense, squishy, and surprisingly fresh. The aroma and flavor bring sweet fruit, citrus, earth, musk, and a little gas without becoming overly sharp or peppery. The experience is where Blue Lobster really earns its claws. This strain feels calm, euphoric, social, and incredibly present. It quiets the unnecessary noise without completely shutting down the mind. Instead of sending thoughts in every direction, Blue Lobster makes it easier to stay immersed in the conversation or activity directly in front of you. Physically, the body feels relaxed without becoming useless. Both hosts report a major reduction in their usual discomfort during the session, along with very little fidgeting. It may become sleepier with a larger amount, but at a moderate dose it feels surprisingly versatile. Morning, afternoon, conversation, gaming, relaxing, or winding down—this may be an anytime strain for the right consumer. Just remember: the more you consume, the more likely you are to catch what the guys lovingly call “the happy dumbs.” The commonly reported terpene profile includes myrcene, limonene, beta-caryophyllene, and linalool. In this batch, the earthy relaxation and citrus brightness work together beautifully. It settles the body without making the entire room feel dark. The final verdict? Blue Lobster is Brandon’s favorite hybrid of 2026 so far. Grassroots has not always been the first brand the guys reach for, but this strain was a genuine surprise—and proof that a discounted bag of popcorn flower can deliver a better experience than products chasing the highest THC number. In this episode: • Reviewing Grassroots Blue Lobster in Utah• Apples and Bananas × Eye Candy genetics• Dense popcorn buds and questionable packaging• THC versus the complete cannabinoid profile• Myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, and linalool• Sweet fruit, citrus, earth, and light gas• Calm, euphoric, social, and focused effects• Physical relaxation without immediate couchlock• Why higher THC does not guarantee a better experience• Finding quality cannabis on sale• Utah’s broader cannabinoid profiles• Water filters, missing disc-golf equipment, and other detours• A free Cannabis School strain-labeling tool Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org/products

  5. Aug 27

    Land of the Terps: What Is Nerolidol?

    Welcome to the Land of the Terps! Cannabis School 101 is officially back, and this time Brandon and Jesse are going deeper than the usual THC percentage and strain name. Today’s lesson focuses on nerolidol, a minor terpene found in cannabis and aromatic plants such as jasmine, lemongrass, tea tree, ginger, and orange blossom. It is not usually one of the largest numbers on a cannabis label, but that does not mean it should be ignored. Nerolidol has a subtle aroma commonly described as woody, floral, green, earthy, and slightly sweet—almost like fresh bark. It exists in cis and trans forms and belongs to a class of compounds called sesquiterpenes. Why do plants produce terpenes in the first place? They were not created for humans to enjoy. Terpenes help plants communicate, defend themselves, discourage certain insects, attract beneficial organisms, and interact with the environment around them. The guys use an entourage analogy to explain why isolated compounds cannot always predict a complete cannabis experience. One person can accomplish something alone, but the right team working together may create something entirely different. Cannabis is similar: cannabinoids, terpenes, flavonoids, dose, and personal biology all contribute to the final experience. Research has investigated nerolidol for insect-related plant defense, skin penetration, and possible calming or sedating properties. That does not make it a proven treatment, but it does make this minor terpene worth watching as cannabis research develops. Brandon and Jesse explore nerolidol while vaporizing Blue Lobster, a strain in which it may appear alongside more familiar terpenes such as myrcene, limonene, beta-caryophyllene, and linalool. Blue Lobster’s calm, relaxed experience gives the guys a real-world starting point for discussing how a minor terpene may fit into a much larger chemical profile. The conversation also covers vaporizer temperatures, cannabis aroma, topical products, fast-acting edibles, dosing mistakes, CBD and CBG flower, and why beginners should never assume a product is mild based only on its size. The homework is simple: stop shopping by THC percentage alone. Ask for the certificate of analysis, examine more than the top three terpenes, and begin noticing which combinations consistently work well for you. In this episode: • What terpenes do inside plants• What nerolidol is and how to pronounce it• Cis-nerolidol versus trans-nerolidol• Woody, floral, earthy, and fresh-bark aromas• Nerolidol in jasmine, ginger, tea tree, and citrus• Plant defense and chemical signaling• Monoterpenes versus sesquiterpenes• The cannabis entourage-effect theory• Why minor terpenes still matter• Blue Lobster and its terpene profile• Research into skin penetration and topical formulations• Vaporizer temperature and aroma• Fast-acting versus traditional edibles• Why accurate edible dosing matters• CBD and CBG flower for lower-tolerance consumers• Reading a cannabis certificate of analysis Land of the Terps: What Is Nerolidol? Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org/products

  6. Aug 25

    Cheeee of Bandits Strain Review: Sweet, Spicy & Seriously Weird

    Welcome back to Cannabis School! Today, Brandon and Jesse review Cheee of Bandits by Pure Plan, a mysterious Utah cannabis strain with an unusual name and an experience that is even harder to explain. Despite what the name suggests, this flower does not arrive with an overwhelming cheese aroma. Instead, it produces a surprisingly sweet smell that becomes even more impressive as the vaporizer begins warming. The first taste reminds the guys of stevia: undeniably sweet, slightly strange, and difficult to place. The flower reviewed contains roughly 20% THC, along with minor cannabinoids including CBC and CBG. Its labeled terpene profile includes beta-caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, myrcene, and humulene. Together, they create a sweet, peppery flavor that eventually develops a gentle “sweet heat” across the tongue and throat. The initial experience is bright, floaty, giggly, and physically relaxing. Colors seem more vibrant, the arms feel lighter, and Brandon notices that his sore shoulder is no longer demanding as much attention. As the session continues, however, Cheee of Bandits becomes more complicated. The bright beginning transitions into a strongly head-focused experience, with warmth and pressure around the top of the head. Brandon and Jesse also notice tension around the neck and jaw. It remains entertaining and silly, but neither host can identify a clear activity or purpose for it. Would it be good for watching a ridiculous movie and making your own commentary? Absolutely. Would we choose it for work, exercise, or focused creativity? Probably not. The guys experiment by adding GMO Cookies, hoping its relaxed euphoria will balance the experience. Unfortunately, the combination creates more jaw tension and proves that even two enjoyable strains can make a questionable team. The final verdict? Cheee of Bandits is not necessarily bad—it is just weird. Its aroma is incredible, the sweet-and-spicy flavor is memorable, and the opening effects are genuinely fun. The later head pressure makes it harder to recommend as an everyday strain, but curious sativa fans may enjoy trying something that does not feel like everything else on the shelf. Buying it on sale makes sense. Mixing it with GMO did not. In this episode: • Reviewing Cheee of Bandits by Pure Plan• A mysterious Utah cannabis strain• Approximately 20% THC with CBC and CBG• Caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, myrcene, and humulene• A sweet aroma that resembles stevia• Peppery flavor and gentle sweet heat• Bright, floaty, and giggly opening effects• Head pressure, neck sensations, and jaw tension• Using low heat to explore cannabis aroma• Why it may work for movies and social laughter• Mixing Cheee of Bandits with GMO Cookies• Why some cannabis combinations do not work• The need for better strain information in Utah• Pure Plan, Dragonfly, Betty, and Brand Zero Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org/products

  7. Aug 20

    The $88 mistake

    Welcome back to Cannabis School! This week’s Sesh begins with a simple idea that opens the door to a much bigger conversation: people are people, and life may be better when we stop treating every issue like a team sport. Brandon and Jesse explore the labels we place on ourselves and others. A label may help explain part of your experience, but it can also become a box—a reason to believe you cannot grow beyond certain limits. The guys discuss ADHD, identity, self-awareness, and the difference between understanding yourself and using a diagnosis as an excuse. That leads into storytelling, audiobooks, and why reading with emotion can transform words on a page into something alive. Naturally, the conversation takes a quick trip through Dune, video games, and questionable websites before landing on the evening’s most expensive lesson. After consuming cannabis, one of the guys gets pulled into a shopping app designed to turn purchasing into a game. A few confusing taps later, an unexpected $88 charge appears. The order gets canceled, but the mistake creates something more valuable: an opportunity for calm, honest communication between partners. Instead of becoming defensive, they slow down, clarify what happened, and make room for frustration without turning it into a fight. Sometimes “I’m fine” does not mean everything is fine—and asking one more thoughtful question can change the entire conversation. From there, the Sesh moves into how other people experience us, releasing old resentment, expressing emotion through art, and learning to observe our behavior before reacting. The guys also examine modern consumerism, smartphones, digital addiction, impulse purchases, and the strange tradeoffs that come with having nearly everything available through one screen. Of course, no Sesh stays completely serious. Expect detours into Nokia brick phones, sending 46,000 text messages in one month, Nintendo, PlayStation, GameStop, motorcycle helmets, Dune: Awakening, and the usual Cannabis School nonsense. This episode is about becoming more present: with your money, your relationships, your technology, and yourself. In this episode: • People, politics, and the problem with picking teams• When personal labels become limiting beliefs• ADHD, identity, and self-awareness• Reading with emotion and telling better stories• Cannabis and an accidental online purchase• Communicating without becoming defensive• Why “I’m fine” may deserve another question• How other people experience us• Releasing old resentment and changing your perspective• Creativity as an expression of emotion• Smartphones, consumerism, and digital addiction• Buying games versus actually playing them• Nintendo, PlayStation, and GameStop• Being more intentional with money and technology Find everything in one place here: 👉 https://cannabisschool.org

  8. Aug 18

    GMO Cookies Strain Review: Garlic, Gas & a Perfectly Chill High

    Welcome back to Cannabis School! Today, Brandon and Jesse revisit one of their longtime favorites: GMO Cookies, also known as GMO or Garlic Cookies. Created from Girl Scout Cookies and Chemdog genetics, GMO has become a building block for countless modern cannabis crosses. There is a reason it keeps returning to the rotation: the flavor is unmistakable, the experience is reliable, and even after trying hundreds of products, it still holds a place among the guys’ favorite strains. GMO delivers one of those flavor profiles that sounds terrible on paper but somehow works beautifully in cannabis. Expect garlic, diesel, onion, earth, pepper, skunk, and something slightly fermented. It is dark, savory, and funky without leaving you feeling like you ate an entire clove of garlic. The experience begins with a pleasant, head-forward brightness before the relaxing side starts moving in. It feels euphoric, social, and calming without immediately shutting everything down. With larger amounts, however, GMO can become much heavier and sleepier. This is commonly a high-THC strain, so new or sensitive consumers should approach it carefully. A small amount may be plenty. You can always consume more, but you cannot un-smoke the bowl. Brandon and Jesse also discuss why GMO works so well in strain combinations, how layering flower and concentrates can create a more consistent experience, and why its savory flavor can enhance a meal. The commonly reported terpene profile includes beta-caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene, although every grow and batch will be different. The class then moves into joint rolling, flavored papers, avoiding an uneven burn, Utah flower quality, irradiated cannabis, and the difference between dry flower and poorly grown flower. Jesse also introduces his extremely potent homemade “Stargazer Honey,” leading to an important conversation about edible tolerance, careful labeling, safe storage, and knowing your personal dose. The final verdict? GMO remains an old-school favorite with a strange flavor, a bright-but-relaxed experience, and enough potency to remind experienced consumers that a little can still go a long way. In this episode: • GMO Cookies genetics and history• Garlic, diesel, onion, pepper, and earthy flavors• Relaxing, euphoric, and social effects• Why GMO works well in cannabis combinations• Caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene• Flower, concentrates, and vape formats• Joint-rolling techniques and flavored papers• Avoiding canoeing and improving the burn• Utah cannabis quality and irradiated flower• Vaporizing versus smoking flower• Cannabis tolerance and responsible dosing• Stargazer infused honey and safe storage Have you tried GMO Cookies or a GMO cross? Tell us what you consumed, how it tasted, and where it ranks in your personal rotation. Cannabis affects everyone differently. This episode reflects our personal experiences and is intended for adults, education, and entertainment. As always, start low and go slow. Find Everything in one Placehttps://cannabisschool.org

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Cannabis School is a weekly podcast focused on clear, honest cannabis education for real adults. We break down how the plant works, how people actually use it, and how to think about cannabis with intention, not hype or fear. Through science, lived experience, and real conversations, we cut through stigma and misinformation so listeners can make informed choices that fit their lives. Hosted by Brandon Elder and Jesse Angeles. Questions or feedback: contact@cannabisschool.org

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  • Creator
    Flow Media
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    397
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Flow Media
  • Show Website
    Cannabis School

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